What are your turn-offs?

Oh this will be good.

This is really hard. I always try to make the best out of everything.

Let's see tho...

big nasty moles on cocks, small ones fine... big ones, I run!

Kiwi guys that don't give details about their whack off sessions

Jax guys that don't say... "Get on a plane now, bitch! This day, this time.. your ass, my cock!"

Chicks that only want to receive oral then pass out.

Guys that wear too much of that axe shit... i like a lil man smell

Too much eye contact during sex

Not telling me when you're about to cum *GRrrrrrr*

Not talking dirty back to me, or saying my name a lot

Having one of those snap on faces cuz you were mauled by a tiger or bear



More to come...

That literally took her the hour between the time when it was posted and her post to think of what to say.

lol I don't have many, what can I say??

Kiwi guys that don't give details about their whack off sessions

I was thinking about the fun I could have with you and a bottle of single malt whisky in a new bar that's just opened here staffed entirely by AV actresses.

Okay. I've had my fun. Being called out to spill more irl detail is going to fry my brain. I am Joygasm.

I knew it!

I hope your ass survives the Dave effect.

Okay. I've had my fun. Being called out to spill more irl detail is going to fry my brain. I am Joygasm.

Kiwi guys that don't give details about their whack off sessions

I was thinking about the fun I could have with you and a bottle of single malt whisky in a new bar that's just opened here staffed entirely by AV actresses.

Still holds.

I knew it!

I hope your ass survives the Dave effect.

Dave wont get my ass; as long as I stay 4 inches away from the FL state line.

Dave wont get my ass; as long as I stay 4 inches away from the FL state line JAX city limit.

Chicks that only want to receive oral then pass out.

Having one of those snap on faces cuz you were mauled by a tiger or bear

Man, I totally agree with the first one. The second one is fucking hillarious.

you can't still be upset about that?

you can't still be upset about that?

Huh? I don't think you ever did that.

you must be blocking it from memory. i very clearly remember the beating you gave me the next morning.

Ohhh, that time. Yeah, I'm still holding a grudge about that.

which is why i understand about not being invited to your bbq. i'm happy to keep both eyes unblackened, thank you.

You would have only had one black eye if you hadn't tried to call the police.

Okay. I've had my fun. Being called out to spill more irl detail is going to fry my brain. I am Joygasm.

Kiwi guys that don't give details about their whack off sessions

I was thinking about the fun I could have with you and a bottle of single malt whisky in a new bar that's just opened here staffed entirely by AV actresses.

Still holds.

Kk, thx. Now I'll be thinking about all that in the shower here in a minute.. yes, even the faggotry between you and homeless joe.. sexy

Haha, you guys have faggotry!

which is why i understand about not being invited to your bbq.

i wasn't even invited.  It just happened that way.

I leave Jax all the time, thank you very much ....

"Get on a plane now, bitch! Friday night; ... your ass, my cock!"

Forty miles to Kingsland doesn't count...

Or Orlando, Ct, NY, and all else I've been in just under a year ...

Gonna come to Collier?

I actually should go to Ct in the next week or two for my mom's b'day ...

That's a good boy..

My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....

BTW, what's holding you up?
I've also not received any hot text msgs from you ...
904-608-2503

Anyone is welcome in that invitation ...

(I can't to see what Dylan sends me; *sigh*)

Ignore this post.

What post?