This is the girl I am taking out Friday night. (The one I am 90% sure I will be banging on either my sofa or bed, in a matter of a couple of hours after we get back to my place.)

EDIT: Photos removed 5/25/2008. From here on out, no more photos.

No fucking bullshit.

Dude, her face is BUSTED.

And she looks like Skeletor.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meh. I break skinny chicks.

i could probably vomit up some pizza fries and send them to her to eat

That last picture seems like I'm looking at an anorexia nervosa medical photo.  Fucking gross.

her hair is shiny. wrap your hand up in it and then use it like a tether to bounce your fist repeatedly against her head.

But he'd probably kill her.  And no matter what everyone thinks of Baggy, we probably don't want him in prison.  Although the stories would be hilarious!

Yeah, the ribs in the last photo are pretty unattractive. If I want ribs I'll go to krsna's house.

Go hit it Kyle! Go fuck that skinny bitch!!

 Jgasm, I am ALL about getting up in those guts.

I'm skinny as fuck myself, so I'm used to it and skinny doesn't bother me. But the anticipation is killing me. I haven't laid a helping hand on my ding dong in over a week. Building up those reserves and popping my Zinc tablets, every day.

I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure. (figuratively of course)

I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure.

*speechless*

.....getting up in those guts.....

Fuck, can you TRY not to gross us out? EVER?

I just LOL'ed at both Joygasm & danzig's replies.

I don't know if that makes me uncool, but whatever. I've been LOL'ing over internet stuff a little too much lately.

"getting up in those guts" bagman is fucking ROMANTIC! let's get married Kyle! oh yeah i deleted your # from my phone because you creep me out.

I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure.

*still speechless*

I hope you mean speechless in a bad way. Please do not want to fuck bagman. He's way fucking creepy, in a not good way.

Hahahaha I love it.

Don't worry Tricks, I won't ever text/call you again.

*cries*

*cries*

Aww, here here. We still get to meet in person in November!

I'd hit it. But not after you have

JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.

Hey, you know I am relatively clean!

Speaking of that... it's been almost 6 months and I guess I need to drag my ass to a local clinic and get my penis swabbed. J told me she had a clean bill of health, and so did suicide girl a few weeks ago, and no itching/oozing/discoloration/pimples/lice/warts, etc.

What the fuck would I do if it turns out I am now HIV positive?

Golden Gate Bridge, here I come!

I wouldnt touch it. It's got a face like a smashed arsehole.

Actually, maybe I would touch it...

You know she is a dog, why else would he blur out her face?  To accentuate her skeleton?  Surely not for privacy reasons.

No one even mentioned the fact that he referred to his penis as "ding dong"

If we are gonna start pointing out shit he says like that then it would just open the floodgates.

What?

I thought that was pretty clear.

No! There was a post from eitje in here that said in all caps that we sucked at seeing things... or something?
Now it's gone!

That's what my "What?" referred to!

What?