One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I still have about a half-dozen of the Loaded-Gun bumper stickers.
Nice, actually ...
i think i still have stickers. i guess i need to sell them to bagman!chad, i totally remember mailing you stickers. is my memory that great? no. you were one of like only 3 people who asked for stickers