I love little chicks also mostly for reasons of domination fantasies and I used to cower before I realized that the best way to handle that was just not to give a shit about silly girls. Anyway, with my active imagination and pending any actual photos, I'm in your corner on this one Baggers. And she has tattoos. Aw'right.

This is her:


I never said she was prettier than me.  She has braces, weighs 99lbs, and has no tits.  You could flip her over and pretend she was a twelve year old boy if you so wished.  Anyway, I talked to her today because Kyle wanted me to.  I thought she broke up with this guy, who is a lot like Kyle actually, but she didn't.  I think I may have convinced her to give you a shot, but she is still thinking about it.  I lied and told her you were a lawyer, young girls are gold diggers.  If you get a shot with her ROLL WITH THE LIE KYLE IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!

LIE KYLE IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!

I agree with this part. Also maybe tone down the jewish banker look? Wear some skinny jeans and a hoody with guns all over it, that's what those 19 hipster girls like.

p.s. Don't forget to smear some menstrual blood on your face before  your date with "S2", she'll probably think you're a vampire, young girls like vampires.

I dig it. Can't quite make out what sort of a goofy face she's pulling but from this angle I say bagman's at least partially correct. She does look like fun.
And no, everyone knows Jewish bankers are lawyers. Stick to the plan. Nothing can possibly go wrong. Don't get all Kip and start throwing signs or anything. Just whisper some latin in her ear. Tell her she's your proximate cause.

p.s. Don't forget to smear some menstrual blood on your face before  your date with "S2", she'll probably think you're a vampire, young girls like vampires.

Sasha already told the girl he was a lawyer.



(Sorry, Carolyn.)

Kyle cowered.

Oh wow, that's an insightful revelation and a real character divulgement; like saying that I'm white.

She has braces? Damn that's hot. I talked with her earlier and I'm taking her skinny ass to Cut Copy tomorrow night. Or maybe I dreamed that. Wet-dreamed that.

I like small girls, because I'm small. Don't most dudes like girls around their same size/shorter/smaller than them?

You say that now, but you're yet to be slayed by a 6'2" athlete. Ah Sarah... how I miss your legs....

I talked with her earlier and I'm taking her skinny ass to Cut Copy tomorrow night. Or maybe I dreamed that. Wet-dreamed that.

Damn you rich Jewish lawyers! Always getting the pretty girls!

I have a DVD, I believe it is Cum Dumpsters, where this hottie with braces begs the dude to cum on her braces.  It's pretty fuckin hot.

This is her:

Its a fuckin RealDoll.

I am kyke to the bone. Except for my cock.

Haha you are one of those guys that likes girls who are significantly younger than you. What, cant mentally handle someone closer to your age? Hahahahaha.

I can't imagine going out with someone nearly 10 years younger than me. The entire time we were hanging out I'd want to choke them, pobably.

99 lbs?  I'd be terrified that she would look like a victim of domestic violence.

99 lbs?  I'd be terrified that she would look like a victim of domestic violence.

She's very waifish.

I think Sasha 1 is cuter, maybe because she doesn't look prepubescent.

I think Sasha 1 is cuter, maybe because she doesn't look prepubescent.

ding ding ding

bags, that chick friend of chemical's is rancid, don't touch that man....

The best part about fucking her, for me, would be hearing her bones crack ...

That's the best part of boning ANY chick.

Watch and learn.

Does this mean pics or videos?

... videos of her man pounding him into the ground like a stake

I thought the word was that her man was another slight Jewish banker type. Maybe if his fury was great enough...

SLAPFIGHT!!!

somebody stop the silliness!

I though bagman didn't go with Sasha 2 to the show? So what exactly are we watching and learning? His ability to fail miserably every single time??

I though bagman didn't go with Sasha 2 to the show? So what exactly are we watching and learning? His ability to fail miserably every single time??

You can't say it's every time, because he hasn't failed at least once (according to legend).
Of course, a friend of mine told me recently that dudes don't actually lose their virginity until the SECOND girl.

Makes sense ....

Haha you are one of those guys that likes girls who are significantly younger than you. What, cant mentally handle someone closer to your age? Hahahahaha.

I can't imagine going out with someone nearly 10 years younger than me. The entire time we were hanging out I'd want to choke them, pobably.

I am not into her for stimulating conversation.
I am into her for stimulating my cock.