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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Should Lucas Lay Some Pipe While He's Fixing Tricky's Closet? (Read 40540 times)
Well, when I think TX I think BIG like elephant or whale penis..



Neither of those animals live in Texas natively!
Like yours.  Only different.



That was a big cock?

That's what makes it funny!
I'm apparently just not funny.
Like yours.  Only different.



He's average sized.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



That was a big cock?

That's what makes it funny!

Oh. Right. And there I was thinking that either you had to have a teeny one, or I was fucking enormous.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Neither of those animals live in Texas natively!

 Ok bull sized then.



Neither of those animals live in Texas natively!

 Ok bull sized then.

"queer sized" would have also been acceptable answer!
Like yours.  Only different.



Hahaha!



Steers and queers?
Lucas ain't got no horns!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Lucas? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Kyle has a Sharpie sized penis.  That is def. not Texas size. 8.5+ inches is getting to Texas size. 



8.5+ inches is getting to Texas size.  

Can I convince you to adjust that number down by 15%?
I really do love being from Texas; it would mean a lot to me.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2009, 12:12:14 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



I'm tired as hell and I'm a chick. Don't make me do math to figure out your cock size!



7.225"
« Last Edit: June 05, 2009, 01:36:40 AM by 13chemicals »



8.5+ inches is getting to Texas size. 

Can I convince you to adjust that number down by 15%?
I really do love being from Texas; it would mean a lot to me.

I'm tired as hell and I'm a chick. Don't make me do math to figure out your cock size!

7.225"

New Zealand FTW!
« Last Edit: June 05, 2009, 02:18:51 AM by underclass »
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



183.51500 millimeters?



maybe, that's a lot of mm's
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



mmm, m&ms
cream filling for hollow victories



I still can't believe I actually took the time, mathmatically, to figure out baggie's cock size for tricky ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



*shakes head* That was valuable time you wasted when you could have been jerking off... On camera for me to see.



That was valuable time you wasted when you could have been jerking off...

You're assuming he wasn't.
Like yours.  Only different.



Quote
On camera for me to see.

Hawt.  Videotaping is fun fun.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



I still can't believe I actually took the time, mathmatically, to figure out baggie's cock size for tricky ...

I never asked you to! I'm pretty sure you took it upon yourself to do it.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2009, 03:55:51 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



I never asked you too! I'm pretty sure you took it upon yourself to do it.

That's my recollection as well.
Like yours.  Only different.



*cough*FAG*cough*



You axed, so my brain automatically had to figure it out ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



My theory is that you already figured it out. When someone asked it gave you the excuse you needed to share it.
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You axed, so my brain automatically had to figure it out ...


I never asked anyone anything bagman's dick measurement! Don't make me post the chat transcript, beotch.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Yeah, that's what I thought.
you treat me like a monologue ho



You (or someone else) was trying to figure it out; I measured a sharpie and did the math ...

Post your fucking transcript; I'm not afraid ...
(just a tad ashamed)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')