Now this thread is hoppin'. Haha I didn't even read the first half of it.

Ok, posting Elisha saying "wanna fuck me" makes this thread a win. 

Now this thread is hoppin'. Haha I didn't even read the first half of it.

::JIZZES IN PANTS::

ELISHA CUTHBERT IS BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL

This is why Amanda and I get along.

+ the drugs.

That too

there's always these.

I've always wanted to KILL Treasure Trolls.

Dude, your friends are gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, just sayin'.

Since when is being fucked by a girl gay? Even if its being nailed with a strapon?

Must I go look for the thread where I stated that everything said here is meant to elicit a response?

You guys still have short memories...

Sure, if you like... but I'm messing again.

I think I need to amend my sig so no child is left behind.

Must I go look for the thread where I stated that everything said here is meant to elicit a response?

While you're looking, try to find the thread where you said that you can dish jokes at other people's expense, but you're not very good at seeing humor in what other people say about you. 

I'm a red-haired Jew who grew up in the deep south. I have right and reason to be a little defensive at times.

I'm a red-haired Jew who grew up in the deep south. I have right and reason to be a little defensive at times.

The response this is mean to ellicit is:  SYMPATHY.

Nah. Empathy maybe. But I don't need your pity, I'm standing tall these days.

Fucking losers.

HEY NOOB! 13GB.COM DOES NOT ALLOW HOTLINKING! YA NOOB!

Fail.

Fucking losers.

I used to do this often. It was quite the hobby..

I do not discourage your hobby.

I finally got around to reading this thread.  VERDICT: I am bored reading your chats Dylan.

I do not discourage your hobby.

Nor do I discourage yours.

I finally got around to reading this thread.  VERDICT: I am bored reading your chats Dylan.

Go suck Kyle's cock you junkie.

or a sharpie, whichever is handy.

Now you listen here, Lucas!

Sasha. Is not. A fucking sharpie. OK? GOT IT?

If anyone's going to tell me who is and is not a sharpie, I expect it to be Ian.

How about you just stick to identifying the rastafarians?

All none of them.


ETA: watch/listen to this:

Jigsy King - Gimme The Weed.

(I can provide help with the lyrics if anyone needs.)

Fuck it, I'm posting another one too.

Smoke Da Herb - Bounty Killer

I just gotta say smoke ya ganja
it gi' me a good sense of 'umour
lodimerci
and keep away from de cyancah
lodimerci
I just gotta say
I got mi ganja diploma
I went to de ganja college
lodimerci
increase mi weed, mi understandin', an' mi knowledge
lodimerci...

I'M SERIOUS
ME NAH MEK NO JOKE
GANJA ME SMOKE AND NOT COKE!





(nevermind the fact that if I had coke I'd much sooner snort it than smoke it, cuz fuck that foul-smelling crap)

As much as Sasha is into the hipster thing... I dont really see her as a Sharpie:
Melbourne Sharpies

Young people! They're such hoodlums.

You know the worst thing, lots of those kids have kids the age they were in that video. And them kids today havent got a clue how to have fun.