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And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 


Caption Contest #1(Read 5370 times)
Caption Contest #1 on: May 26, 2009, 06:48:27 PM
Make a caption for his pic ...



Mine:
"... with all leads exhausted, they borrow a "keepsake" from the last girl Hoffa supposedly fucked"

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 07:12:14 PM
Oh, I didn't realize I was logged into Fark.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 07:14:35 PM
"Gimme those manties right meow!"



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 07:16:04 PM
"DO NOT WANT"



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 07:17:48 PM
Like watching a trainwreck....
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 08:11:02 PM
"With Officer Sniffers as their final hope, it seemed that Rosanne Barr would STAY missing..."

PS: Shut it tubby.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 08:22:42 PM
"Thrash is a raging homosexual"
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 08:29:17 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 08:59:26 PM
"DO NOT WANT"

haha!! That's a winner.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 09:22:53 PM
thank you thank you!



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #10 on: May 26, 2009, 10:37:42 PM
"Drugmoth really hopes that Thrash is a raging homosexual"

FTW!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #11 on: May 26, 2009, 10:47:12 PM
Of all people, I wouldn't wish you to be a raging homo.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #12 on: May 27, 2009, 12:26:20 AM
"put these on, or we're gonna shoot ya."
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #13 on: May 27, 2009, 01:32:38 AM
Finally! A funny one!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #14 on: May 27, 2009, 05:44:07 AM
You know, they must smell real bad that the bloodhound is recoilling from them granny panties.



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #15 on: May 28, 2009, 04:15:59 PM
That's redundant with this quip ...

"With Officer Sniffers as their final hope, it seemed that Rosanne Barr would STAY missing..."
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #16 on: May 28, 2009, 10:10:14 PM
The stained crotch takes away my appetite.

And that's how I'm getting into a 32 waist by July.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Caption Contest #1 Reply #17 on: May 29, 2009, 03:53:24 AM
Glad I can help; I guess ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')