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Quote from: Emperor Reagan
And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36
And then Jesus went into the wilderness. After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record. - Acts 16:94
The Bible is full of such versus.
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