Does anyone else have an ant problem?  It sure doesn't help that I live underground.  Thankfully most of them are extremely teeny little ants that I just squish with my finger and flick away.  I need to get some bait traps.

I had this problem at work tonight. The little fucking things are everywhere!

I like ants...

The little black ones invade every so often, clean up crumbs and stuff I might have missed in my kitchen, and then disappear.

Its a working relationship.

The big ones eat people though

Can of Raid, spray liberally. Bye bye ants.

Can of Raid, spray liberally. Bye bye ants.

Clean off that surface afterwards if you plan on eating anywhere near it. 

We have ants but not tonnes, yesterday was the worst I've seen it in ages; I think it was because we got loads of fruit in.

I don't have a problem with them, we just let them do their thing.

Can of Raid, spray liberally. Bye bye ants.

Clean off that surface afterwards if you plan on eating anywhere near it. 

Or not.

That was mean, tricky

It's good to have options. And who knows, it might be like a new trippy drug experience! But if you die or end up hospitalized, don't blame me.

Can you put your hair in pigtails and take some pictures?

I don't see what that has to do with ants.

Maybe suck a lollipop too and look all innocent but have your panties showing?

No.

Stop acting like bagman.

That's what you get for being mean.

Do em up Ozzie style and snort the fuckers.

lemon and cucumber mixture on the counter tops. Then snort the bodies

maybe if you didn't live like pigs...

or if you do, spray your entire property with Trazicide every Spring...

Or didn't live like pigs.

maybe if you didn't live like pigs...

cant wait till you see the colony of mice i only assume lives behind my stove. The cat keeps crying and pacing in front of there and usually displays a "gift" for me every summer.

You take one of the little pink hairless baby nice, find the biggest spider web you can and there's an evening's entertainment!

I know what we are doing every evening!

I found that Windex kills the little buggers quickly when you have no Raid around.

asprin is surprisingly effective against fire ant mounds.

Fucking, ants everywhere

some red ants are attracted to electrical currents and will chew through wires, etc.

Fucking, ants everywhere

Fucking aunts, EVERYWHERE.

I THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN EITJE USES ALL CAPS, THEN PUTS A PERIOD AT THE END OF THE SENTANCE. I IMAGINE HIM TALKING REALLY LOUDLY BUT NOT SCREAMING, IN A MATTER-OF-FACT WAY.

you just wait.

like this?


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/95543/will_ferrell_voice_imodulation/