I could replace Twitter with Loaded-Gun, too.

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I think you're a little too into tweeting, dude ...

I do too.

I do too.

TOLD YA.

Tell it to my fist, girly.

I get the feeling that you'd have a hard time beating Lucas up. Just a hunch.

Most likely.  But I'm cunning.....if we aren't in fist to fist combat and it's no rules then I'd have a better chance of winning the fight.

You mean like if you can steal his ID and sneak off to Walmart, stopping along the way to mug someone so you have the necessary dosh to buy a rifle and some ammo and then shooting him from afar?

(...or does that only work in Tennessee? Can you buy rifles and ammo in Walmarts everywhere?)

Exactly like that!

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