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I have a pile of arms, legs, and heads that need to be sewn onto bodies.  I just can't get up the gumption to do it.


The Topsy Turvy(Read 13699 times)
Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #30 on: June 04, 2009, 11:54:13 PM
actually, if i sold my money maker, Id get within 1 or 2 K of 15.

I think when you said "money maker", we all thought something else entirely.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #31 on: June 05, 2009, 12:50:06 AM
I started a garden when I was hungover about three months ago, and then my mom decided to take it over when I had my tonsillectomy.  She built this ridiculous crazy trashy looking fence around it, which I will have to tear down this weekend.

Here are pics of the garden and one extra of a rattlesnake that I killed with a shovel.








Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #32 on: June 05, 2009, 02:30:28 AM
snake


wtf
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #33 on: June 05, 2009, 04:15:57 AM
I'd jave just left the snake alone...

or picked it up and removed it to somewhere that neither snake nor human would be harmed.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #34 on: June 05, 2009, 04:21:49 AM
Are dwarf oranges different to kumquats?
Back in the 70's, I used to hang out at this rich kids place after school. They had the most humungous kumquat tree ever, and this thing produced fruit like a motherfucker. Never ate any of it, but I tell you, the unripe ones fly a long way when hit with a tennis raquet.

Anyways, for months we'd be smacking these kumquats all over the surrounding houses, til one day, one of the neighbours came around to my mates place with a large paper shopping bag full of decomposing kumquats. The shit hit the fan, and flying kumquats were out from that day on. I think Mont Albert was happy to see me and my mate eventually grow up, and leave.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #35 on: June 05, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
I'd jave just left the snake alone...

or picked it up and removed it to somewhere that neither snake nor human would be harmed.

rattlesnakes are pretty poisonous, and not really valuable to a budding garden.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #36 on: June 05, 2009, 09:25:32 AM
and?



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #37 on: June 05, 2009, 09:32:29 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #38 on: June 05, 2009, 05:35:59 PM
That rattlesnake was the third snake I have seen in my garden!  The other two weren't poisonous, so I let them be.  I think my spirit animal is the snake.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #39 on: June 05, 2009, 05:41:20 PM
So you killed your spirit animal...



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #40 on: June 05, 2009, 05:50:55 PM
The poisonous one.  No one needs poison polluting their spirit.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #41 on: June 05, 2009, 06:12:26 PM
I never, ever thought I'd say this, but Sasha can I be your sugar daddy?

Any woman who can kill her own Crotalus is worthy.

I'll even cook it for you.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #42 on: June 05, 2009, 08:19:07 PM
Sweet!

Move down here, dude!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #43 on: June 05, 2009, 08:31:21 PM
Sweet!

Move down here, dude!

to cook your toad? ew
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #44 on: June 05, 2009, 08:58:17 PM
I thought you had to have money to be a sugardaddy?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #45 on: June 05, 2009, 09:16:35 PM
Can I be your Gutterdaddy?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #46 on: June 05, 2009, 09:21:55 PM
Sure, why not? I'm not sure what that entails but if I can take pics of you in a druggie stupor while laying in a gutter, it's all good.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #47 on: June 05, 2009, 10:03:54 PM
Haha, that might actually be fun.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #48 on: June 05, 2009, 10:58:35 PM
holy shit snake!

and yes! i realized when i said "money maker" youd all think vagina, ass or something of the like. My ghetto onion requires a down payment



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #49 on: June 05, 2009, 11:13:16 PM
heh heh shit snake
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #50 on: June 06, 2009, 04:14:59 PM
If you want to buy me anything gutterdaddy, buy me some bullets for my gun.  There is an ammunition shortage here so rounds costs three times what they used to.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #51 on: June 06, 2009, 04:25:41 PM
I thought you had to have money to be a sugardaddy?

Clueless as usual.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #52 on: June 06, 2009, 04:33:21 PM
Ok, well you were the one posting about how you could barely pay for your house. But you have since been able to, good on you.

You're annoyed that I don't like your little friend! How cute. *hugs*
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #53 on: June 06, 2009, 04:39:43 PM
 I'd have to care who you like... or who you are for that to happen.  I only care in as much as I have to keep telling you that the things you say about me here are totally off the mark. I'm not the thought police so don't care what you think.

I mean, thanks for the advice and all but you're just not on my radar. Apparently that's killing you. I have more important things to worry about and I don't see the need to apologize.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #54 on: June 06, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
If I wasn't on your "radar", you wouldn't even respond to my little digs. And prior to letting my dislike towards your little friend be known, it sure seemed like you were cool with me, and even made some creepy old-man flirty comments towards me. I'm so sorry that I've made these so OBVIOUSLY WRONG comments towards your dear friend Mello. I'm sure every reason I have to dislike her is completely unfounded. HAHAHAHA.

I do vaguely remember a certain thread where you made lame ass internet threats towards Danzig. And I will leave it at that.

I am done with this.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #55 on: June 06, 2009, 04:56:29 PM
I consider all the people on this board my friends, including you and Danzig. I make creepy old man advances to EVERYONE. I just haven't had reason to make them to you lately. But you really are exactly what I need in my life. Another woman telling me what's happening inside my head and why.

Outside of you accusing her of using me this has nothing to do with Mello.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #56 on: June 06, 2009, 05:01:37 PM
Oh and the funny part of all of this is that since this site came up, you've been called a cunt, a bitch, a whore, a zombie housewife and a NJ skank and you laugh it off. But if I point out that your perception is a little off and your facts are incorrect, I'm a creepy old guy. Nice.

I'm not Tru and don't you fucking forget it.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #57 on: June 06, 2009, 06:48:02 PM
I consider all the people on this board my friends, including you and Danzig.


Of course I'm your friend, cuz I know you would never conspire to deceive me about an issue that was important to me, unless the person being conspired with was a better friend who started said conspiration.......oh wait.....
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #58 on: June 06, 2009, 07:08:08 PM
Uh oh...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #59 on: June 06, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
guys, this thread is about GARDENING EQUIPMENT.
Like yours.  Only different.