Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds? You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
When I was a kid, I lived in two different creepy old mansions in a small town in Maine called Norridgewock, and nothing strange ever happened, because ghosts don't exist.
WOAH, EMP WAS LIVING WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME.
When I was a kid we lived in this old house. We had a clock on the kitchen wall, and it would randomly just throw itself about twelve feet through the air and crash into the other side of the kitchen.
...but then he'd be professing his own non-existence.
We don't actually have any old buildings here. The whole town was built after WW2.
And my linen closet door won't stay closed...
Cold or horny, I'll always pretend you are horny.
That's because the germans helped you to remodel!