Ok, I'm pretty sure some of you sickos have tried this.

Results?

Your mom loved it, and by "it" I mean the alcohol laced semen I ejaculated into her rectum.

Through my dick, which was in her ass.

What I'm trying to say is that I got drunk and then fucked your mom in the ass. She liked it, but providing her with pleasure wasn't the actual intent. All I cared about was busting a nut, and she was handy.

Your mom was all like, "Mosh never does this (she meant you never fuck her in the ass) anymore!".

Your mom loved it, and by "it" I mean the alcohol laced semen I ejaculated into her rectum.

Through my dick, which was in her ass.

What I'm trying to say is that I got drunk and then fucked your mom in the ass. She liked it, but providing her with pleasure wasn't the actual intent. All I cared about was busting a nut, and she was handy.

Your mom was all like, "Mosh never does this (she meant you never fuck her in the ass) anymore!".

Dude, you're gonna need to clarify.

I've heard of people doing Anal Shots on the internet, but I've never actually seen anyone want to do one in real life.

I think the main turnoff (besides having things put in your ass), is that you have a high likelihood of death if you drink "too much" anally because the alcohol is absorbed so much more rapidly.

An alcohol enema sounds like an exciting way to murder death row inmates, but it does not sound like a good time as far as I'm concerned.

Your mom loved it, and by "it" I mean the alcohol laced semen I ejaculated into her rectum.

Through my dick, which was in her ass.

What I'm trying to say is that I got drunk and then fucked your mom in the ass. She liked it, but providing her with pleasure wasn't the actual intent. All I cared about was busting a nut, and she was handy.

Your mom was all like, "Mosh never does this (she meant you never fuck her in the ass) anymore!".

I wanna know how long it took you to dig her up.

I've not tried this. But I'd be willing to funnel a bottle of 151 into bagmans ass!

Your mom loved it, and by "it" I mean the alcohol laced semen I ejaculated into her rectum.

Through my dick, which was in her ass.

What I'm trying to say is that I got drunk and then fucked your mom in the ass. She liked it, but providing her with pleasure wasn't the actual intent. All I cared about was busting a nut, and she was handy.

Your mom was all like, "Mosh never does this (she meant you never fuck her in the ass) anymore!".

I wanna know how long it took you to dig her up.

You had to take it there, didn't you.

Fun with necrophilia!

Does it make us gay if I masturbate to the picture you posted?

Dude, thats a vagina, how would that make you gay?

Unless its gay in a gay for sailing kinda way...

I think this guy forgot the alcohol.

Does it make us gay if I masturbate to the picture you posted?

Wanna tag team it?

Fuck yeah dog!

I think this guy forgot the alcohol.

ewww look at all that foreskin. no wonder he has to stick a galss jar up his fucking ass. no1 will stick their dicks up there.

this thread was made just for me, wasn't it???

Yes. Yes it was.

then I'm home.  Home.