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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #90 on: October 12, 2009, 03:29:12 PM
Oh hospitals suck in the UK.

There was a woman who was on the radio today, she had gone undercover and filmed some undercover stuff for the BBC that was really shocking...
As a result she was struck from the nursing register. Now it seems she has a 1 year ban from nursing.


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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #91 on: October 12, 2009, 05:45:40 PM
30-50 Rollies a DAY?!?! Jaysus...

People in England smoke rollies like everyone else smokes regular cigs. They're just cheaper.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #92 on: October 12, 2009, 06:12:11 PM
Oh please. I'm around a lot of Irish and they smoke more than the Brits, they're naturally nervous or something. But 30-50? I was a heavy smoker, still am when I drink and don't get near that.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #93 on: October 12, 2009, 06:30:01 PM
I used to do 40 daily, minimum. 60-80 if I went out. Not rollies, but I did used to smoke 'em when I was younger, and would smoke 20-25 in a day easy.

My mum cut down from 80 to 40 Gitanes/Gauloises a day when she was pregnant with me.

Some people smoke a lot, just sayin'.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #94 on: October 13, 2009, 03:28:22 AM
I now smoke 2-3 cigs a day.  I'm no quitter.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #95 on: October 14, 2009, 05:56:29 PM
Damn, everyone tells me I smoke too much, and I've only ever been about a pack of Winstons a day.  Maybe a little over a pack sometimes, if I'm working on something and need to concentrate.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #96 on: October 14, 2009, 06:03:09 PM
Yeah, that's too much.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #97 on: October 14, 2009, 07:30:05 PM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #98 on: October 15, 2009, 01:10:36 AM
1 is too many and a 1000 is never enough... blah blah blah.  Non-smokers annoy me when they get drunk and bum start bumming cigs from me. 



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #99 on: October 15, 2009, 01:20:42 AM
Totally.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #100 on: October 15, 2009, 02:58:39 AM
This non-smoker doesn't ever just have one, no matter how drunk, because this non-smoker knows that just one = buying a pack tomorrow.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #101 on: October 15, 2009, 03:35:30 AM
Who said you had to buy a pack to be a smoker?  You just take half of the pack from the dead beat your roommate is dating.  It's fool proof when the fools are sleeping.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #102 on: October 15, 2009, 03:46:12 AM
Non-smokers annoy me when they get drunk and bum start bumming cigs from me. 

Me in Japan, look forward to it
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #103 on: October 15, 2009, 07:06:09 AM
Non-smokers annoy me when they get drunk and bum start bumming cigs from me. 

Tulip. Seriously.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #104 on: October 15, 2009, 04:00:00 PM
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #105 on: October 15, 2009, 04:20:00 PM
Yeah I watched it unfold on The Weather Channel. It was empty. They're thinking the kid passed out from lack of oxygen and fell out. Nice.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #106 on: October 15, 2009, 04:37:51 PM
It's on every channel.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #107 on: October 15, 2009, 04:38:46 PM
Just saw it 'live'. 6.37 am ? hmm. The ABC is going get in trouble for this one.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #108 on: October 15, 2009, 04:43:14 PM
Wonder how high a 6 year old would bounce from 5000 feet?
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #109 on: October 15, 2009, 04:49:27 PM
1' - 1'6" maybe. Depends on what he landed on.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #110 on: October 15, 2009, 06:11:41 PM
CNN's saying right now he was found alive and well.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #111 on: October 16, 2009, 09:22:48 AM
I weas hearing bits & pieces of this story at work.  On the drive home, NPR told me it was basically a media blitz over a child's hoax (it was a brother that said he'd climbed into the balloon).
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #112 on: October 16, 2009, 12:55:39 PM
It was an encoded message by the news media.
Translation: Nothing noteworthy happened yesterday.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #113 on: October 16, 2009, 12:57:59 PM
The chance of broadcasting a 6yo kid crash and burn, live on TV, trumps anything on most days.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #114 on: October 18, 2009, 01:03:36 PM
Publicity stunt. Charges filed.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #115 on: October 25, 2009, 09:03:28 PM
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #116 on: October 26, 2009, 02:49:46 AM
Holy shit, he's utterly retarded.

He might as well be dealing drugs inside a police station.

Hahahahahaha That reminds me, I actually DID deal drugs from the basement of a police station!

It had been partially converted to an independent club for youth. But the police station attached to it was still in use.

Anyone that looks at least 12 can buy beer in Germany. Or as some said could reach high enough to put their money on the counter.

I was about 19 at the time and I dealt hash and sometimes mescaline and acid.  Smalltime though. I also manufactured a few pipes.


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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #117 on: October 30, 2009, 01:46:44 PM
NZ dont want Nick to have kids....

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it would be far better for this appalling underclass to be offered financial inducements not to have children, given the toxic environment that they would provide for any child in their care

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26280835-23109,00.html
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #118 on: October 30, 2009, 02:55:29 PM
Well what would you expect from a country that BEATS IT'S CHILDREN!!!!!
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #119 on: October 30, 2009, 03:09:58 PM
There are nearly 7 billion people on this planet.  At current growth rates, we'll hit 9 billion by 2050 if we don't hit our Malthusian catastrophe before then.

I'm against paying people to not reproduce.  I'm for random, forced sterilization.