Smile brah, =P

I was just wondering were you were yesterday.

the double chin doing anything for ya zoomie? 

Mmmmm another fold for me to lick...

So that's what you look like.

... at least you like occasional ass-sex

i may or may not have been telling the truth about that

It was stated too matter-of-fact to not be ....

I haven't had anal lately because my boyfriends cock is so thick.  It hurts.

Excuses, excuses...

Suck it up, bitch.

No really, suck it up.

Hahahaha ....

I dreamt that I was a man, once.

I was having sex with a fat lady, and it was just FAB!

No bones, sticking me in weird places,

and she was comfortable!

Nice and soft...

It was before I ever actually HAD sex with anyone, but I always thought about how nice that felt.

(It was a LONG time ago ~ I was 15 when I first ever "did it."  lol  Over 40 years, and I still remember that dream, clearly, like a memory more than a dream, 'cuz it doesn't feel the same ~ cuming as a woman is different than what a man feels.  Well)

Now that I've been running around the lake that goes through town I see a lot of over weight women, which I applaud.  I then start to wonder about sexual fat girl positions.  Can you get your cock all the way in a fat chick if you are doing it missionary position?  Or do you have to do it doggie style?  I would just think that those thighs would prevent total penetration.

Only one way to answer those questions, gain some weight and find out!

The most I have ever weighed is 150 and I don't think I was big enough to find out.  My thighs are pretty big though so I could see that happening.  Why don't you grow a penis and start plowing some fat girls.  You already have the body of a boy and the facial hair to go with it. 

Grow a penis? I wasnt aware you could do that but i suppose youre the expert there...

Grow a penis? I wasnt aware you could do that but i suppose youre the expert there...

Ladies, please.

Less talkie more wardrobe malfunctions.

Grow a penis? I wasnt aware you could do that but i suppose youre the expert there...

I thought you were Zoomie ...
Last I knew Zoomie has, not only a dick, but sex with fat chicks ...

So, thus, this applies here:

Dont forget the feet brah.

Also, sakmie?

Aye. Fatties got purty foots.

I see we are avoiding the question.  I am not going to assume you can't stick it in all the way without buttering those thighs, or at least without giving them a nice dusting of baby powder first.

We're talking vag or ass?
I'm assuming vag ...

I'm thinking you are prolly correct ....

You know, not that I'VE ever been with a fat girl ....

Are we talking about hitting it from behind? Cuz no matter how fat she is, you put her ankles behind her ears and that thang opens up like a fried egg sammich...

Hmmmm, I was debating where to put this vid ...
I decided since it's a thread for you, fuck it, it goes here ...

... there's no fatties, but, it's interesting just the same
http://redtube.com/25922
Having a thing for ass and feet

No one wants a thin girl...!

Isn't that the GN about the little Nazi girl who comes to America and becomes a shill for the religious right? Yeah I wouldn't violate her either.

But was Anne Frank really fuckable?

It has nothing to do with religion I don't think. She just goes crazy for America.

I think perhaps you should read the entire series. And remember that Hansi is published by Spire Christian Comics.

For Zoomie
http://www.youporn.com/watch/403829/the-bottom-for-him-could-have-been-a-giant-mistake/?from=country_hybrid