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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


A note to Congress...(Read 2211 times)
A note to Congress... on: July 31, 2009, 05:51:25 PM
Fellas,

Give us medical coverage. Get us out of the middle east. Approve programs to fix the economy. Is that so hard?

The Prez doesn't want a new $3B helicopter. We don't want Kaiser Permanente, we want the same option you have. I want the value of my house to stabilize so I can sell it. We want the price of grapes to be the same two days in a row. OK Three. We don't want Chinese interests owning our nation. And we don't want more people getting killed in Muslim nations because Islam is evil. It isn't. People are.

In short, start doing your fucking jobs. You're in a position to get shit done. Stop kissing Obammy's ass and start giving us what he told you to give us. Morons.

Love,

Zoomie

PS: Mikulski, you fucking half a munchkin, who fucking breaks their leg and needs surgery? I mean besides Balor. You had coverage for it, now get your gimpy ass back to Capitol Hill and make this happen or I vote for a new thrall next time.
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