Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Hey!
Hey?
everyones responses to this videographic work of art are lame. "I LIKE IT DARK AND CHUNKY" for crying out loud!
Next time I'm in Tejas you'll find out.