http://www.efukt.com/20510_Sex_Ed_For_Dummies_.html

You know, sad as this is, there truly ARE folks out there that have NO earthly idea of how to take care of themselves,

HYGIENICALLY.

Believe me when i tell you,  ANY education/information is better than none.

i am always surprised at how many young women know nothing about kegel's and how using the exercises during sex means FUN TIMES

Agreed ....

how using the exercises during sex means FUN TIMES

FUN TIMES yes, but SORE COCK as well.

Although this is only really a problem because being sore just makes it way the hell easier to get aroused again, and by then the girl is usually too sore and/or soporific herself to want to have another go.

I dunno, man. I use it, never had a complaint or a problem but consistently get good responses... And im always up for more, unless it was too long at first (and yes, there is a too long, gentlemen)

yes, there is a too long, ladies. Go to fucking sleep already, I've got work in the morning

I dunno, man. I use it, never had a complaint or a problem but consistently get good responses... And im always up for more, unless it was too long at first (and yes, there is a too long, gentlemen)

For a fact, Jack.

 Well, excuse me for liking to fuck.

Man, seriously. What is this Goldilocks bullshit? "Oh, that wasn't long enough.", "Oh, can you finish already?"

STFU and take this dick. For however long it lasts, damnit.

I didn't know that tightening your snatch during sex had an actual term for it. 

Yep. It's called "feels good".

I call it "pussy blowjob".

hahahaha ....

"Plowjob?"

No, that the "fucking too much/too hard" thing ...

I'm always told how tight I am.... but it makes me wonder if guys just say that to all girls.

I'm always told how tight I am.... but it makes me wonder if guys just say that to all girls.

we do

I'm always told how tight I am.... but it makes me wonder if guys just say that to all girls.

we do

Even if it's not true?  I would never tell a guy he had a big dick if he didn't.

I'm always told how tight I am.... but it makes me wonder if guys just say that to all girls.

we do

Even if it's not true?  I would never tell a guy he had a big dick if he didn't.

Sorry to tell you this, but it could be a fall-back comment. If I can't say with a straight face that the sex was hot, wild, she has a great figure, gorgeous eyes then I can always trot out the "tight comment".

If you're getting that on top of other praise then you're all good however

Oh god I get at least five of the following before I get tight...., "god you are a great kisser... man your ass!... those legs make my face melt.... sexy eyes.... sexy butt.... jesus, where have you been all my life?!.... great tits... you're so beautiful... best sex ever".....

You just opened my eyes to the truth Nick, the gospel truth!

Oh god I get at least five of the following before I get tight...., "god you are a great kisser... man your ass!... those legs make my face melt.... sexy eyes.... sexy butt.... jesus, where have you been all my life?!.... great tits... you're so beautiful... best sex ever".....

You just opened my eyes to the truth Nick, the gospel truth!

The first stuff is all just gettin in the pants talk. The tight pussy remark is usually out of genuine appreciation.

The first stuff is all just gettin in the pants talk. The tight pussy remark is usually out of genuine appreciation.

Truth. If we're talking about the pussy, we mean it.

Yeah, conversely to your dick comment, I'd never tell a girl she's tight if she's not ...

Wait, how in the fuck are you still tight by any means without Kegels?
Do "trendy's" have small dicks or something?
I remember you saying that small dicks are the best for anal, and I get that, but ...

Or did I miss something?

Hipsters wear tight, low rise girl jeans and rarely have moose knuckle. Therefore, I have concluded that hipster men have small, pencil dicks.
How do I know this?

Two of the most recent guys ive been with were both thin in build, with baby's arms for cocks. These men were also not even close to hipsters. They can never find jeans that fit.
They are literally stuffing the cock in the low rise pants only to be unable to zip it up. If they do get it up, the cock is glued to the leg, head in plain view, with the balls spread across like a bra, drying on a clothesline. Uncomfortable!
A size or two up does not aid this issue.

I knew the size of my current's penis as he had the unfortunate issue of Fashion not adhering to the need of the people.
Well, actually in this case it was fairly fortunate.

Jeans seem to be trending that way these days. I can't wear any of the fashionable jeans, as they all seem to have a nonexistant crotch. And this isn't to say I'm hung like a moose, the jeans are just ridiculous.

Nope, they all have nice big dicks.  Skinny tall white guy=big dicks.  Also my ex wasn't small either, which was odd because he was short and indian.  Oh and I know why I'm not all streched out, because vaginas are elastic dipshit.  It's not like a sweater where you pull on it a few times and it's stretched out for life, oh and washing it in warm water doesn't shrink your vag back to size either.  I can't believe you would think I'm all streched out.  What about people who have sex with the same person 3 times a day for years and years?  Just because they are with one person, they are going to stay super tight?  Idiot.  Refer yourself to the thread about how tight my pussy is r-tard.

si - ignore fashion and wear comfortable pants. You're engaged man, you can wear board-shorts for ever

 Jesus, what is this, Masterdick Theatre?

What about people who have sex with the same person 3 times a day for years and years?  Just because they are with one person they are going to stay super tight?

 It should be noted that the term "loose woman" originally referred to her morals, not her snatch.

Wait, how in the fuck are you still tight by any means without Kegels?

He's not referring to morals.