Last I saw her she was little and more asian than not.

Have you confirmed this in person? Just askin'...

HAHAHAHAHAHA loves it.

But when it's over I've got some sweet lovin coming up to visit from TX.

Is it me?

My first intinct was to ask if it was bagman, then get really jealous. But instead I'm going to say, Doormouse I'm so glad that you have a ladyfriend coming to visit you, and I hope she lets you put it in her butt! Make sure to have some lube for her visit.

I'm cool staying out of the butt. I don't think I'll need any lube, though. I've never had to use any before, and she said she was excited to see me and you know what that means...

self-asphyxiation!

I'm cool staying out of the butt. I don't think I'll need any lube, though. I've never had to use any before, and she said she was excited to see me and you know what that means...

Are you saying you DON'T want to have buttsecks??? WTF is wrong with you? What are you, bagman?

Buttsecks requires lube. Not that I would know anything about that, it's just what I've read... ?

I'm cool staying out of the butt. I don't think I'll need any lube, though. I've never had to use any before, and she said she was excited to see me and you know what that means...

Buttsecks requires lube. Not that I would know anything about that, it's just what I've read... ?

Lets discuss the size of DM's penis. !!!

I've shared my views on penis in asshole with you guys before (last LG incarnation).
A) That's where shit comes from. Shit leads to sepsis the way I like to party. There are better alternatives.
B) Does that even feel good to chicks? If I got fucked in the ass I'm pretty sure that would be the worst night of my life.
C) Ass cancer (New Reason!)

OH holy CHRIST!!! I avoid this thread because I don't give a shit what shitty concerts you tasteless weirdos have seen and then I accidentally come in here and you're talking about butt sex? And you tear into my friends for minor infractions??? Stay the fuck on topic, cretins.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I've shared my views on penis in asshole with you guys before (last LG incarnation).
A) That's where shit comes from. Shit leads to sepsis the way I like to party. There are better alternatives.
B) Does that even feel good to chicks? If I got fucked in the ass I'm pretty sure that would be the worst night of my life.
C) Ass cancer (New Reason!)

tbh, it's easier for me to orgasm through clitoral stimulation if there's something in my butt as opposed to my 'gina. just straight up butt-fucking doesn't do it; there's gotta be something rubbin' my nubbin' while we do it.

i don't know why, i just know it to be true.

and i don't want to do it all the time. i don't even want to do it half the time. but, yeah sometimes i just want it in the butt.

How long ya been waiting to use that?

I've shared my views on penis in asshole with you guys before (last LG incarnation).
A) That's where shit comes from. Shit leads to sepsis the way I like to party. There are better alternatives.
B) Does that even feel good to chicks? If I got fucked in the ass I'm pretty sure that would be the worst night of my life.
C) Ass cancer (New Reason!)

A) Are you saying you don't use condoms??
B) Depends on the chick.
C) Buttsecks doesnt necessarily equal buttcancer

C) Buttsecks doesnt necessarily equal buttcancer

seriously.  we had this conversation already, right?

We could go back to the gardasil thread if you like.

A) Are you saying you don't use condoms??

I tend to use condoms until I can convince a girl to go on birth control for me. I prefer no condom.
Anyway unless things have changed I'm pretty sure nobody gets pregnant from bum sex so what's the big deal about not using condoms there?
But you're right in retrospect. If I was tapping some heiny I think I'd be wearing something to keep me clean. Yeah I guess my only real objection is the feces. There are much cleaner orifices available 9 times out of 10.

A) Are you saying you don't use condoms??

I tend to use condoms until I can convince a girl to go on birth control for me. I prefer no condom.
Anyway unless things have changed I'm pretty sure nobody gets pregnant from bum sex so what's the big deal about not using condoms there?
But you're right in retrospect. If I was tapping some heiny I think I'd be wearing something to keep me clean. Yeah I guess my only real objection is the feces. There are much cleaner orifices available 9 times out of 10.

gay men dont get HIV.

Anyway unless things have changed I'm pretty sure nobody gets pregnant from bum sex so what's the big deal about not using condoms there?

Please see the Farrah Fawcett conversation for more information.

gay men dont get HIV.

I steer pretty clear of those when it comes to the bedroom.
I've never known a chick to offer me her ass, either, until we've been fucking long enough for her to be on the pill.

Yeah I guess my only real objection is the feces. There are much cleaner orifices available 9 times out of 10.

For the love of god stop being bagman and man the fuck up.

Yeah I noticed you fuckers were kind of putting me in the glass case there. I refuse to be your proxy bagman.

I'd man up for you tricky, but we're going to have to find you a ball-gag. I can't get off unless my victim is gurgling.

I'd man up for you tricky, but we're going to have to find you a ball-gag. I can't get off unless my victim is gurgling.

You are going to love being putting into an old age home.

Man I'm already planning my retirement. I'm going to have so much fun. Goodbye sobriety.

wanna join me in Okinawa? They brew their own brand of liquor down there, the rest of the country calls it rocket-fuel

Yes. Yes I do.

OMG. Seeing Peaches tomorrow. So fucking excited. Has anyone here heard her new album yet?

Gonna see Flipper.

Gonna see the Specials.

That's all I got lined up.

Peaches is the WOMAN! She's so awesome. A++ would have her lesbian babies

Gay is genetic.

Well I meant I'd have lesbian sex with her and produce her babies.