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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


Just the tip(Read 4202 times)
Just the tip on: August 08, 2009, 04:53:38 AM



Re: Just the tip Reply #1 on: August 08, 2009, 07:51:43 AM
That line STILL works.



Re: Just the tip Reply #2 on: August 08, 2009, 09:26:03 AM
i never understood porn bitches treating a plastic dick like a real one (blow job, ect). Does this work for men? Does this get you going? Cause it just confuses me



Re: Just the tip Reply #3 on: August 08, 2009, 03:19:45 PM
Doesn't work for me, it's lame.
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Re: Just the tip Reply #4 on: August 08, 2009, 04:19:13 PM
For solo girl, I pretty much only want to see fingers.  I'm not a fan of seeing dildos or vibrators.

For girl-girl, I prefer mostly tongue/finger/kissing action for the majority of the scene.  I don't mind toys, but I don't want to see fake titty fucking or bjs on the toy.  I'm a big fan of the double dong and girls going ass-to-ass in my lesbian pornography, so that's an exception to my general dislike of watching other people play with toys.  I absolutely hate strap-ons, primarily because it looks so awkward and if I wanted to see boning, I'd watch straight porn instead of girl-girl.



Re: Just the tip Reply #5 on: August 08, 2009, 05:17:16 PM
For solo girl, I pretty much only want to see fingers.  I'm not a fan of seeing dildos or vibrators.

For girl-girl, I prefer mostly tongue/finger/kissing action for the majority of the scene.  I don't mind toys, but I don't want to see fake titty fucking or bjs on the toy.  I'm a big fan of the double dong and girls going ass-to-ass in my lesbian pornography, so that's an exception to my general dislike of watching other people play with toys.  I absolutely hate strap-ons, primarily because it looks so awkward and if I wanted to see boning, I'd watch straight porn instead of girl-girl.

Agreed on all counts.
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Re: Just the tip Reply #6 on: August 08, 2009, 10:18:16 PM
Someone tell this dumb bitch that those kinda dildos were only made for gay men who want something large in their ass. DUH!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Just the tip Reply #7 on: August 09, 2009, 02:22:24 AM
Hey dumb bitch, those kinda dildos were only made for gay men who want something large in their ass. DUH!
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Re: Just the tip Reply #8 on: August 09, 2009, 01:53:45 PM
Uh, thanks?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Just the tip Reply #9 on: August 09, 2009, 02:18:41 PM
I agree with all evaluations ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Just the tip Reply #10 on: August 09, 2009, 04:03:58 PM
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i never understood porn bitches treating a plastic dick like a real one (blow job, ect).

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Someone tell this dumb bitch that those kinda dildos were only made for gay men who want something large in their ass. DUH!

They do what they're paid to do. You know, like fake orgasms on what appears to be the laundry room floor.
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Re: Just the tip Reply #11 on: August 09, 2009, 10:22:30 PM
easier to hose down



Re: Just the tip Reply #12 on: August 09, 2009, 11:24:08 PM
Anal would have been a better choice ...
Dylan, show her how it's done ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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