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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on March 22, 2009, 02:19:05 AM

Title: Hey Sarah
Post by: Drugmoth on March 22, 2009, 02:19:05 AM: Sorry that I rudely dropped out in the middle of all our juicy sex talk, but my penis got in way. I did finally come back to the computer with a smoke and a drink, though. I wasn't lying, that was indeed my initial plan.
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: Thrash on March 22, 2009, 02:52:24 AM: WTF are you babbling on about?
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: Drugmoth on March 22, 2009, 03:09:04 AM: It all started with an enema......and ended with lactating breasts.
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: Thrash on March 22, 2009, 03:18:44 AM: I didn't know you were able to lactate ...
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Post by: Libertine on March 22, 2009, 03:19:46 AM: I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
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Post by: psychopathetic on March 22, 2009, 03:59:45 PM: hahaha you asspony
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Post by: Thrash on March 23, 2009, 01:34:45 AM: We try ...
Some of us don't have to though ...
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Post by: taiko on September 14, 2009, 12:57:06 AM: I'd like Sarah to come back!
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Post by: tricky on September 14, 2009, 12:58:39 AM: Me too!
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 14, 2009, 01:57:35 AM: She's too busy eating sushi. Mmm sushi.
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Post by: bagman on September 14, 2009, 03:02:51 AM: I guess it's the in thing to dig up shit from the grave...
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Post by: Thrash on September 14, 2009, 06:05:10 PM: I wonder if she ever found some pussy to munch on like she was so craving earlier ...
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Post by: DEVIANT on September 14, 2009, 07:43:47 PM: I'm willing to donate some pussy

slightly used, but minimal cleaning is required
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: Thrash on September 15, 2009, 04:10:49 AM: This part made me laugh aloud ...

Quote from: Your current username/status
DEVIANT
Don't think I wouldn't fist you just because you have a tiny anus...
Starshark
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: Zoomie on September 15, 2009, 07:10:11 AM: Yup, that's my king.
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Post by: psychopathetic on October 09, 2009, 10:53:54 PM: i have no idea what the frisky heck is going on. i haven't laid any ladies, though, just to satisfy your curiosity.
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: Zoomie on October 09, 2009, 11:12:19 PM: Hey Sarah... um... hey Sarah.
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Post by: psychopathetic on October 09, 2009, 11:16:20 PM: hey, aaron. what's the haps?
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Post by: Zoomie on October 09, 2009, 11:29:15 PM: Same shit, different day. But tomorrow I get to drink with Mosh and Krsna. 'Sup witchoo?
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Post by: ttfg on October 10, 2009, 04:24:51 AM: ~wave.
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Post by: mosh on October 10, 2009, 08:01:56 AM: Ms Sarah Mascara sounds hot on the phone... she told me a secret.
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Post by: Zoomie on October 10, 2009, 09:26:02 AM: She got another bun in the oven or what?
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: taiko on October 10, 2009, 02:19:10 PM: Quote from: Mosh on October 10, 2009, 08:01:56 AM
Ms Sarah Mascara sounds hot on the phone... she told me a secret.

See? I told you it would work!
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: Thrash on October 10, 2009, 04:54:02 PM: She is hot on the phone; always has been ....

Fuck, now I forgot what I was gonna say ...

Probably something about Sarah's not laying any ladies ...
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: mosh on October 12, 2009, 12:19:54 AM: Quote from: eitje on October 10, 2009, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: Mosh on October 10, 2009, 08:01:56 AM
Ms Sarah Mascara sounds hot on the phone... she told me a secret.

See? I told you it would work!

hahahahaha
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: Thrash on October 12, 2009, 01:20:17 AM: Hmmm ...
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: psychopathetic on October 13, 2009, 10:20:58 PM: well, i wouldn't say i'm back, tbh. i am still busy as hell so i can't promise to be around to hold all your hands all of the time.

but i thought it might not hurt to poke around and say hello.
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: Drugmoth on October 13, 2009, 11:44:34 PM: I'll let you poke around and say hello....

....sorry.
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: taiko on October 13, 2009, 11:59:55 PM: Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on October 13, 2009, 10:20:58 PM
i am still busy as hell so i can't promise to be around to hold all your hands all of the time.

i got something you can hold. doesn't need to be all of the time, just once or twice a day!
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: FAH-Q on October 14, 2009, 01:48:00 AM: Queen - Innuendo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1sfZen4zc#normal)
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Post by: Zoomie on October 14, 2009, 08:13:09 AM: Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on October 13, 2009, 10:20:58 PM
it might not hurt to poke

It won't hurt at all if your lube it up a little...
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: taiko on October 14, 2009, 09:24:53 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on October 14, 2009, 01:48:00 AM
Queen - Innuendo

Scrubs - The Todd's "Sexual Innuendo" Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBnBosmbkSs#normal)
Title: Re: Hey Sarah
Post by: Zoomie on October 14, 2009, 10:03:03 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on October 14, 2009, 08:13:09 AM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on October 13, 2009, 10:20:58 PM
it might not hurt to poke

It won't hurt at all if you lube it up a little...