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Hey Sarah(Read 7678 times)
Hey Sarah on: March 22, 2009, 02:19:05 AM
Sorry that I rudely dropped out in the middle of all our juicy sex talk, but my penis got in way.  I did finally come back to the computer with a smoke and a drink, though.  I wasn't lying, that was indeed my initial plan.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 02:21:17 AM by Drugmoth »
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 02:52:24 AM
WTF are you babbling on about?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 03:09:04 AM
It all started with an enema......and ended with lactating breasts.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 03:18:44 AM
I didn't know you were able to lactate ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 03:19:46 AM
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 03:59:45 PM
hahaha you asspony
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #6 on: March 23, 2009, 01:34:45 AM
We try ...
Some of us don't have to though ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #7 on: September 14, 2009, 12:57:06 AM
I'd like Sarah to come back!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #8 on: September 14, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
Me too!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #9 on: September 14, 2009, 01:57:35 AM
She's too busy eating sushi. Mmm sushi.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #10 on: September 14, 2009, 03:02:51 AM
I guess it's the in thing to dig up shit from the grave...



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #11 on: September 14, 2009, 06:05:10 PM
I wonder if she ever found some pussy to munch on like she was so craving earlier ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #12 on: September 14, 2009, 07:43:47 PM
I'm willing to donate some pussy



slightly used, but minimal cleaning is required
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #13 on: September 15, 2009, 04:10:49 AM
This part made me laugh aloud ...

Quote from: Your current username/status
DEVIANT
Don't think I wouldn't fist you just because you have a tiny anus...
Starshark
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #14 on: September 15, 2009, 07:10:11 AM
Yup, that's my king.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #15 on: October 09, 2009, 10:53:54 PM
i have no idea what the frisky heck is going on. i haven't laid any ladies, though, just to satisfy your curiosity.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #16 on: October 09, 2009, 11:12:19 PM
Hey Sarah... um... hey Sarah.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #17 on: October 09, 2009, 11:16:20 PM
hey, aaron. what's the haps?
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #18 on: October 09, 2009, 11:29:15 PM
Same shit, different day. But tomorrow I get to drink with Mosh and Krsna. 'Sup witchoo?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #19 on: October 10, 2009, 04:24:51 AM
~wave.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #20 on: October 10, 2009, 08:01:56 AM
Ms Sarah Mascara sounds hot on the phone... she told me a secret.




Re: Hey Sarah Reply #21 on: October 10, 2009, 09:26:02 AM
She got another bun in the oven or what?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #22 on: October 10, 2009, 02:19:10 PM
Ms Sarah Mascara sounds hot on the phone... she told me a secret.

See? I told you it would work!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #23 on: October 10, 2009, 04:54:02 PM
She is hot on the phone; always has been ....

Fuck, now I forgot what I was gonna say ...

Probably something about Sarah's not laying any ladies ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #24 on: October 12, 2009, 12:19:54 AM
Ms Sarah Mascara sounds hot on the phone... she told me a secret.

See? I told you it would work!

hahahahaha



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #25 on: October 12, 2009, 01:20:17 AM
Hmmm ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #26 on: October 13, 2009, 10:20:58 PM
well, i wouldn't say i'm back, tbh. i am still busy as hell so i can't promise to be around to hold all your hands all of the time.

but i thought it might not hurt to poke around and say hello.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #27 on: October 13, 2009, 11:44:34 PM
I'll let you poke around and say hello....

....sorry.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #28 on: October 13, 2009, 11:59:55 PM
i am still busy as hell so i can't promise to be around to hold all your hands all of the time.

i got something you can hold.  doesn't need to be all of the time, just once or twice a day!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hey Sarah Reply #29 on: October 14, 2009, 01:48:00 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.