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My exboyfriend would come over drunk and we'd have sex for hours.  I would have to put a "be back later" sign on my vagina after while.

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Hey Sarah on: March 22, 2009, 02:19:05 AM
Sorry that I rudely dropped out in the middle of all our juicy sex talk, but my penis got in way.  I did finally come back to the computer with a smoke and a drink, though.  I wasn't lying, that was indeed my initial plan.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 02:52:24 AM
WTF are you babbling on about?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 03:09:04 AM
It all started with an enema......and ended with lactating breasts.
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 03:18:44 AM
I didn't know you were able to lactate ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 03:19:46 AM
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 03:59:45 PM
hahaha you asspony
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #6 on: March 23, 2009, 01:34:45 AM
We try ...
Some of us don't have to though ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #7 on: September 14, 2009, 12:57:06 AM
I'd like Sarah to come back!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #8 on: September 14, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
Me too!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #9 on: September 14, 2009, 01:57:35 AM
She's too busy eating sushi. Mmm sushi.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #10 on: September 14, 2009, 03:02:51 AM
I guess it's the in thing to dig up shit from the grave...
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #11 on: September 14, 2009, 06:05:10 PM
I wonder if she ever found some pussy to munch on like she was so craving earlier ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #12 on: September 14, 2009, 07:43:47 PM
I'm willing to donate some pussy



slightly used, but minimal cleaning is required
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I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #13 on: September 15, 2009, 04:10:49 AM
This part made me laugh aloud ...

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DEVIANT
Don't think I wouldn't fist you just because you have a tiny anus...
Starshark
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #14 on: September 15, 2009, 07:10:11 AM
Yup, that's my king.
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #15 on: October 09, 2009, 10:53:54 PM
i have no idea what the frisky heck is going on. i haven't laid any ladies, though, just to satisfy your curiosity.
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #16 on: October 09, 2009, 11:12:19 PM
Hey Sarah... um... hey Sarah.
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #17 on: October 09, 2009, 11:16:20 PM
hey, aaron. what's the haps?
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #18 on: October 09, 2009, 11:29:15 PM
Same shit, different day. But tomorrow I get to drink with Mosh and Krsna. 'Sup witchoo?
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #19 on: October 10, 2009, 04:24:51 AM
~wave.
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #20 on: October 10, 2009, 08:01:56 AM
Ms Sarah Mascara sounds hot on the phone... she told me a secret.

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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #21 on: October 10, 2009, 09:26:02 AM
She got another bun in the oven or what?
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #22 on: October 10, 2009, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: Mosh on October 10, 2009, 08:01:56 AM
Ms Sarah Mascara sounds hot on the phone... she told me a secret.

See? I told you it would work!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #23 on: October 10, 2009, 04:54:02 PM
She is hot on the phone; always has been ....

Fuck, now I forgot what I was gonna say ...

Probably something about Sarah's not laying any ladies ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #24 on: October 12, 2009, 12:19:54 AM
Quote from: eitje on October 10, 2009, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: Mosh on October 10, 2009, 08:01:56 AM
Ms Sarah Mascara sounds hot on the phone... she told me a secret.

See? I told you it would work!

hahahahaha
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #25 on: October 12, 2009, 01:20:17 AM
Hmmm ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #26 on: October 13, 2009, 10:20:58 PM
well, i wouldn't say i'm back, tbh. i am still busy as hell so i can't promise to be around to hold all your hands all of the time.

but i thought it might not hurt to poke around and say hello.
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #27 on: October 13, 2009, 11:44:34 PM
I'll let you poke around and say hello....

....sorry.
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Re: Hey Sarah Reply #28 on: October 13, 2009, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on October 13, 2009, 10:20:58 PM
i am still busy as hell so i can't promise to be around to hold all your hands all of the time.

i got something you can hold.  doesn't need to be all of the time, just once or twice a day!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey Sarah Reply #29 on: October 14, 2009, 01:48:00 AM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

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