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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: underclass on September 30, 2010, 08:17:27 AM

Title: What should I call my child?
Post by: underclass on September 30, 2010, 08:17:27 AM: Srsly, this is hard.

Anyway, it's a boy. Go nuts.
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: ttfg on September 30, 2010, 09:29:47 AM: Expensive.

or

Ben.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 30, 2010, 10:36:55 AM: Kris Kavorkian Kaczynski (your surname)
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Post by: FAH-Q on September 30, 2010, 12:54:27 PM: Yentl.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 30, 2010, 02:28:22 PM: Something Asian with a dash of ginger. This is hard because you live in Japan and are a white guy. You are going to have to decide to give it a japanese or white dude name. I have a japanese friend named Yoshi. How about Chikao Rupert Gentle. haha
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Post by: Nitya on September 30, 2010, 02:47:20 PM: I like Takeo or Keiji.
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Post by: Tru on September 30, 2010, 03:34:54 PM: Fred
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Post by: Thrash on September 30, 2010, 05:32:26 PM: Yeah, we're all Fred and so should all of our offspring ....
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 30, 2010, 05:38:35 PM: Go for a name that will result in him being mocked endlessly:

Acura Legend.
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: Thrash on September 30, 2010, 05:57:24 PM: Harold Richard Gentle
Justin Case Gentle
Justin Thyme Gentle
Richard Finders Gentle
Dorkis Clapsaddle Gentle
Michael Hunt Gentle
Richard Head Gentle
Faston B(ert) Gentle

I like the last one ...
Shall I go on?
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 30, 2010, 06:06:53 PM: I was more imagining a conversation in west Baltimore where someone wants to name their kid something Japanese and comes up with something completely retarded, to match all the Mercedes and the like that my friend ends up teaching in school.

The sort of name that would get him mocked no matter where he is, whether it's Japan, New Zealand, or someplace else entirely.
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: Thrash on September 30, 2010, 06:13:43 PM: OMG, it JUST hit me!

Is this the winner or not?!?!?
Misuki U(lyssess) Gentle

OR

Richard Gozinya Gentle

Or even

John (Jack) Hoffman Gentile

OOOO, OOOO ...

Rex Mianis Gentle

Or ...

Wilburn Pusse' Gentle

Or ...

Richard Yu Gentle

Or ...

Ripour Titsoff Gentle

Or ...

Adda Wong Gentle

Or ...

Al(lan) Depantzeu Gentle

Or ...

Dia Rhia Gentle

Or ...

Richard Stroker Gentle

Or ...

Eric Shaun Gentle

Or ...

Eric Chin Gentle

... and when you have a girl name her Ophelia Bahlz Gentle

(Edited for spelling)
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: 13chemicals on September 30, 2010, 07:22:56 PM: Dorkis Clapsaddle Gentle... I love... it.

Could you get away with giving your kid a name like Pussy in Japan?
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: mosh on October 01, 2010, 03:57:40 AM: Sue
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 01, 2010, 06:36:29 AM: HOW DO YOU DO?!

NOW YOU GONNA DIE!
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: underclass on October 01, 2010, 12:25:44 PM: Front candidate so far is "Rui"

My friend just had a kid today, and called it Tennyson. Bad-ass
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Post by: ttfg on October 01, 2010, 02:29:06 PM: Rui Shoryuken Gentle.

or better yet... Rui (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081216221550/streetfighter/images/1/15/Arcade_Stick_S.png) + (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081216205555/streetfighter/images/2/21/Arcade_Button_Punch.png) Gentle

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091125000854/streetfighter/images/2/2c/Ryu-sf2-shoryuken.gif)

tbh, I kinda like it... the having symbols as the middle name.
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: 13chemicals on October 01, 2010, 03:38:36 PM: Quote from: banal on October 01, 2010, 02:29:06 PM
Rui Shoryuken Gentle.

or better yet... Rui (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081216221550/streetfighter/images/1/15/Arcade_Stick_S.png) + (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081216205555/streetfighter/images/2/21/Arcade_Button_Punch.png) Gentle

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091125000854/streetfighter/images/2/2c/Ryu-sf2-shoryuken.gif)

tbh, I kinda like it... the having symbols as the middle name.

Oh the lol's. How do you say "Rui". Is it like ruin without the n? Or Roo-e, like a kangaroo-e?
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: ttfg on October 01, 2010, 03:48:43 PM: Roo-e

Short form of Rodrigo. Or so one of the ten billion baby name sites says. The other dont mention spanish at all.
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: Thrash on October 01, 2010, 04:57:24 PM: .... actually, upon thinking, if you have a girl later, you need to namr her Beatrice ...
... Bea Gentle
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: hip on October 02, 2010, 04:02:37 PM: Ever since I met Tricky I've thought of naming my future daughter Brooklyn. Luckily my boyfriend was talking baby names and he, too, wants that name for a girl. So... That's a little about us. As for your son, I'd go with something classic like James but it sounds a little silly followed by 'Gentle'. Don't want William because one day people may call him Bill, which sucks. How about Sam? Love Sam. Or Max. Maximillion is a pretty pimp name.
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 02, 2010, 07:33:26 PM: I like Max but hate Maximillion. Maximillion sounds like some sort of a lottery or feminine product.
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: hip on October 02, 2010, 09:27:54 PM: I'm not getting the 'feminine product' vibe but maybe it's just me...
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: Tru on October 02, 2010, 10:04:19 PM: Quote from: Thrash on September 30, 2010, 05:32:26 PM
Yeah, we're all Fred and so should all of our offspring ....

Well somebody had to say it.

hehehehehe
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Post by: The Geek on October 03, 2010, 09:43:56 AM: I vote Eugene because it's a hilarious name
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Post by: Lucky on October 03, 2010, 07:56:53 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on October 01, 2010, 03:38:36 PM
Oh the lol's. How do you say "Rui". Is it like ruin without the n? Or Roo-e, like a kangaroo-e?

Ruin is actually a perfect name for any child. Financial ruin.

OK, so "financial ruin" was supposed to be a link to this dumb yahoo news article I read just, like, 6 hours ago about how having kids is ruinous to early retirement plans and will cost you a million USD. But they took it down. Maybe it was just too cynical for them. I dunno. Their self-censorship sure took the edge off my little joke, though. I'll never forgive them for that.
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Post by: Daddy on October 03, 2010, 08:24:18 PM: I'm partial to Ronald or Elijah.
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Post by: beeyot on October 04, 2010, 03:47:32 AM: Akira!
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 04, 2010, 11:11:35 AM: How about YouPayNow or Nochecks....... yes?...... no?
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Post by: underclass on October 06, 2010, 02:30:17 AM: these are all excellent suggestions

"gentle" is such a lame surname. It ruins many potential names
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: mosh on October 06, 2010, 02:34:42 AM: Call your kid Rufus Emoslayer.
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: Thrash on October 06, 2010, 03:05:53 PM: Yeah, I dunno ...
I thought I worked around that whole "Gentle" thing quite nicely ...
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: Tru on October 07, 2010, 01:59:48 AM: Quote from: hip on October 02, 2010, 04:02:37 PM
... How about Sam? Love Sam. Or Max. Maximillion is a pretty pimp name.
Did the little piggy ...

Max! ... Maxwell! You're home. Oh thanks Mrs.A.
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: FAH-Q on October 07, 2010, 03:49:59 AM: LOVE that ad.
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: Nitya on October 08, 2010, 06:40:40 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on October 02, 2010, 07:33:26 PM
I like Max but hate Maximillion. Maximillion sounds like some sort of a lottery or feminine product.

I see.

(http://images.buzzillions.com/images_products/07/26/always-maxi-pads-overnight-28ea_2774245_raw.jpg)
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: Tru on October 10, 2010, 01:20:39 AM: Kobayashi Tron, ... Kobi
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Post by: taiko on October 10, 2010, 09:28:05 AM: Emperor Gentle?
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Post by: Doormouse on November 04, 2010, 04:12:33 PM: Congratulations man!

Call your kid Tibor.
Title: Re: What should I call my child?
Post by: Tru on November 06, 2010, 07:01:03 PM: call it "Hey Kid #1, bring me another beer"