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What should I call my child?(Read 7791 times)
What should I call my child? on: September 30, 2010, 08:17:27 AM
Srsly, this is hard.

Anyway, it's a boy. Go nuts.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #1 on: September 30, 2010, 09:29:47 AM
Expensive.

or

Ben.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #2 on: September 30, 2010, 10:36:55 AM
Kris Kavorkian  Kaczynski (your surname)
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #3 on: September 30, 2010, 12:54:27 PM
Yentl.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #4 on: September 30, 2010, 02:28:22 PM
Something Asian with a dash of ginger.  This is hard because you live in Japan and are a white guy.  You are going to have to decide to give it a japanese or white dude name.  I have a japanese friend named Yoshi.  How about Chikao Rupert Gentle.  haha
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 02:47:20 PM
I like Takeo or Keiji.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #6 on: September 30, 2010, 03:34:54 PM
Fred
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #7 on: September 30, 2010, 05:32:26 PM
Yeah, we're all Fred and so should all of our offspring ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 05:38:35 PM
Go for a name that will result in him being mocked endlessly:

Acura Legend.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #9 on: September 30, 2010, 05:57:24 PM
Harold Richard Gentle
Justin Case Gentle
Justin Thyme Gentle
Richard Finders Gentle
Dorkis Clapsaddle Gentle
Michael Hunt Gentle
Richard Head Gentle
Faston B(ert) Gentle

I like the last one ...
Shall I go on?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #10 on: September 30, 2010, 06:06:53 PM
I was more imagining a conversation in west Baltimore where someone wants to name their kid something Japanese and comes up with something completely retarded, to match all the Mercedes and the like that my friend ends up teaching in school.

The sort of name that would get him mocked no matter where he is, whether it's Japan, New Zealand, or someplace else entirely.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 06:13:43 PM
OMG, it JUST hit me!

Is this the winner or not?!?!?
Misuki U(lyssess) Gentle

OR

Richard Gozinya Gentle

Or even

John (Jack) Hoffman Gentile

OOOO, OOOO ...

Rex Mianis Gentle

Or ...

Wilburn Pusse' Gentle

Or ...

Richard Yu Gentle

Or ...

Ripour Titsoff Gentle

Or ...

Adda Wong Gentle

Or ...

Al(lan) Depantzeu Gentle

Or ...

Dia Rhia Gentle

Or ...

Richard Stroker Gentle

Or ...

Eric Shaun Gentle

Or ...

Eric Chin Gentle



... and when you have a girl name her Ophelia Bahlz Gentle

(Edited for spelling)
« Last Edit: September 30, 2010, 07:18:12 PM by Thrash »
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #12 on: September 30, 2010, 07:22:56 PM
Dorkis Clapsaddle Gentle... I love... it.

Could you get away with giving your kid a name like Pussy in Japan?
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #13 on: October 01, 2010, 03:57:40 AM
Sue
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #14 on: October 01, 2010, 06:36:29 AM
HOW DO YOU DO?!

NOW YOU GONNA DIE!
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #15 on: October 01, 2010, 12:25:44 PM
Front candidate so far is "Rui"

My friend just had a kid today, and called it Tennyson. Bad-ass
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #16 on: October 01, 2010, 02:29:06 PM
Rui Shoryuken Gentle.

or better yet... Rui + Gentle





tbh, I kinda like it... the having symbols as the middle name.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2010, 02:38:59 PM by banal »
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #17 on: October 01, 2010, 03:38:36 PM
Quote from: banal on October 01, 2010, 02:29:06 PM
Rui Shoryuken Gentle.

or better yet... Rui + Gentle





tbh, I kinda like it... the having symbols as the middle name.

Oh the lol's.  How do you say "Rui".  Is it like ruin without the n?  Or Roo-e, like a kangaroo-e?
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #18 on: October 01, 2010, 03:48:43 PM
Roo-e

Short form of Rodrigo. Or so one of the ten billion baby name sites says. The other dont mention spanish at all.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #19 on: October 01, 2010, 04:57:24 PM
.... actually, upon thinking, if you have a girl later, you need to namr her Beatrice ...
... Bea Gentle
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: What should I call my child? Reply #20 on: October 02, 2010, 04:02:37 PM
Ever since I met Tricky I've thought of naming my future daughter Brooklyn. Luckily my boyfriend was talking baby names and he, too, wants that name for a girl. So... That's a little about us. As for your son, I'd go with something classic like James but it sounds a little silly followed by 'Gentle'. Don't want William because one day people may call him Bill, which sucks. How about Sam? Love Sam. Or Max. Maximillion is a pretty pimp name.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #21 on: October 02, 2010, 07:33:26 PM
I like Max but hate Maximillion. Maximillion sounds like some sort of a lottery or feminine product.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #22 on: October 02, 2010, 09:27:54 PM
I'm not getting the 'feminine product' vibe but maybe it's just me...
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #23 on: October 02, 2010, 10:04:19 PM
Quote from: Thrash on September 30, 2010, 05:32:26 PM
Yeah, we're all Fred and so should all of our offspring ....

Well somebody had to say it.

hehehehehe
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #24 on: October 03, 2010, 09:43:56 AM
I vote Eugene because it's a hilarious name
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #25 on: October 03, 2010, 07:56:53 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on October 01, 2010, 03:38:36 PM
Oh the lol's.  How do you say "Rui".  Is it like ruin without the n?  Or Roo-e, like a kangaroo-e?

Ruin is actually a perfect name for any child. Financial ruin.

OK, so "financial ruin" was supposed to be a link to this dumb yahoo news article I read just, like, 6 hours ago about how having kids is ruinous to early retirement plans and will cost you a million USD. But they took it down. Maybe it was just too cynical for them. I dunno. Their self-censorship sure took the edge off my little joke, though. I'll never forgive them for that.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #26 on: October 03, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
I'm partial to Ronald or Elijah.
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #27 on: October 04, 2010, 03:47:32 AM
Akira!
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #28 on: October 04, 2010, 11:11:35 AM
How about YouPayNow or Nochecks....... yes?...... no?
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Re: What should I call my child? Reply #29 on: October 06, 2010, 02:30:17 AM
these are all excellent suggestions

"gentle" is such a lame surname. It ruins many potential names
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