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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:01:41 PM

Title: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:01:41 PM
Vikings vs Werewolves. Thor: Hammer of the Gods, right now on SciFi.

I get the Fi part but how is this Sci?
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:09:53 PM
Ok Vikings with Jersey accents. That makes it funnier.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
OK forget it. The Vikings invade an island, get attacked by werewolves, break into a cottage full of women and children and what do they say?

"We're not here to hurt you!"

Faggots.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Libertine on April 11, 2009, 09:22:51 PM
What the fuck kind of Vikings are those?

Talk about creative liberties.  ::)
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:24:26 PM
Celts would have burned the entire village with the women and children still inside the huts.

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: underclass on April 11, 2009, 10:23:24 PM
.... and would have held hands and river-danced home after
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 10:24:36 PM
Yeah. Busted...
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 11:02:10 PM
I was kinda wondering what a Fuck Pirate might have been, and why they would be competing against Ninja's.

Thanks for clearing that up.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 11:06:11 PM
Pirates vs Ninjas is an old supposition. Like who would win in a fight between Superman and Batman.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 11:09:22 PM
I just read it wrong.

Lack of sleep.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Phaedrus on April 11, 2009, 11:15:37 PM
That's what you get for watching "Syfy".  If it weren't for Battlestar Galactica and the new Dr Who my TV would never touch that shitfest of a channel.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 11:40:42 PM
Yeah I know, it's been fading for years. Mansquito was the swansong...
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Drugmoth on April 11, 2009, 11:52:39 PM
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 11:57:54 PM
Because those movies are bound to get better ratings if they are shown on AMC or Spike. And even they are shooing themselves in the foot by showing "The Untouchables" "First Blood" and "The Godfather" too frequently.

The internet will be the #1 source for entertainment because YOU control the content you view.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Tru on April 12, 2009, 01:34:07 AM
Quote
The internet will be the #1 source for entertainment because YOU control the content you view.

You've got that right.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: FAH-Q on April 12, 2009, 10:31:43 AM
the new Dr Who

You don't get BBC America?
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 10:34:03 AM
the new Dr Who

You don't get BBC America?

Gotta have my Ramsay fix (be it the UK or US version of his shows).  And those fucking odd BBC documentaries like people in love with inanimate objects.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: kc on April 12, 2009, 10:54:04 AM
we're not here to hurt you?

sounds like the best movie ever. where's joel, mike and the bots when you need them?
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: taiko on April 12, 2009, 11:19:33 AM
Yeah I know, it's been fading for years. Mansquito was the swansong...

One could say...  it's jumped the shark?
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 11:23:46 AM
Parker Lewis apparently CAN lose.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: FAH-Q on April 12, 2009, 11:37:13 AM
Gentlemen, synchronize Swatches!
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Wozzeck on April 12, 2009, 08:43:19 PM
COWBOY SHARPSHOOTER.

NINJA MASTER.

HERO.

VILLAIN.

NEW JERSEY'S FINEST.

LEE!

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/findagrave/photos/2002/166/2175_1024267699.jpg)

VAN!

(http://medias.fluctuat.net/medias-factory/m/mediabox/media/7/8/2/40287/40287.jpg)

CLEEF!


(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/93/l_971153e661fc44e59d67847026e2872c.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 12, 2009, 08:44:23 PM
Man, I loved that ninja show when I was a kid.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 08:48:51 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand dead for 20 years the end.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: psychopathetic on April 12, 2009, 11:18:15 PM
the new Dr Who

You don't get BBC America?

strangely enough, scifi plays new doctor who episodes before the bbca does.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 11:51:49 PM
and I'm downloading the newest episode that aired a few hours ago
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Wozzeck on April 13, 2009, 01:28:57 AM
You would be a fool to believe death could really kill Lee Van Cleef.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 10:15:23 AM
Balor, they're all dead. All the cool spaghetti western stars. Dead. Except Clint Eastwood, who makes shitty movies now, Franco Nero, who has a MySpace page for pissakes and Eli Wallach who is 93 and shits himself in bed. Oh, and James Garner, but he got ass cancer. Dead man crappin'.

Get over it, man.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Wozzeck on April 13, 2009, 01:17:18 PM
You seem to be forgetting that Lee Van Cleef wasn't just a gunfighter, he was also a Master Ninja.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 03:11:25 PM
I'm sorry, you are correct sir. So when he climbs out of his box, scales a wall, puts an arrow through someone's heart and disappears into the night, I'll apologize and be awed.

OTOH, I took your advice on the rear end of my truck and got lucky (That's lucky with a lower case L; the other one looks a little stringy to me). Went to the local pick and pull, got a complete rear, installed it found that it had already been rebuilt with good gears, was running on synthetic and had the proper amount of backlash.

Cost: $99 vs $1200 for a professional rebuild.

Thanks Balor.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:44:00 PM
I'm sorry, you are correct sir. So when he climbs out of his box, scales a wall, puts an arrow through someone's heart and disappears into the night, I'll apologize and be awed.

ZOMBIE gunfighter ninja.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Nitya on April 20, 2009, 04:51:51 PM
Vikings vs Werewolves. Thor: Hammer of the Gods, right now on SciFi.

I get the Fi part but how is this Sci?
The pirates and the werewolves would win.

Also, who the fuck watches the sci fi channel? That's almost (but not quite) as bad as watching the romantic horror channel we have for some reason.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 04:53:16 PM
Every time I see this thread I read it as "Fuck Pirates" vs Ninjas.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 05:10:59 PM
Electric, that is...
(http://www.papanihil.net/media/6/20060914-ginger.gif)
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 05:12:03 PM
where might a girl acquire one of these "fuck pirates"?
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 05:22:49 PM
Every time I see this thread I read it as "Fuck Pirates" vs Ninjas.

"
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 07:20:02 PM
where might a girl acquire one of these "fuck pirates"?
Historical Evidence would indicate that attempting to marry Orlando Bloom would be the right place to start.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 07:21:03 PM
where might a girl acquire one of these "fuck pirates"?
Historical Evidence would indicate that attempting to marry Orlando Bloom would be the right place to start.

*giggles*
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 07:31:15 PM
I want a fuck pirate too... preferably of the Johnny Depp variety.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: underclass on April 21, 2009, 12:20:51 AM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.stylelist.com/blog/media/2008/09/cospta.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: psychopathetic on April 21, 2009, 12:21:41 AM
That is not a fuck pirate. That is a cheap floozy in a horrible costume.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: underclass on April 21, 2009, 12:30:21 AM
good ain't it
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 04:51:41 AM
Every time I see this thread I read it as "Fuck Pirates" vs Ninjas.

Earlier:
I was kinda wondering what a Fuck Pirate might have been, and why they would be competing against Ninja's.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Drugmoth on April 21, 2009, 07:44:53 AM
good ain't it
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 21, 2009, 08:54:46 AM
Every time I see this thread I read it as "Fuck Pirates" vs Ninjas.

Earlier:
I was kinda wondering what a Fuck Pirate might have been, and why they would be competing against Ninja's.

That's what spurred me to make my confession.
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: FAH-Q on April 21, 2009, 02:36:06 PM
"
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: Wozzeck on April 24, 2009, 03:30:55 AM
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/45/l_8bb5e07d3f0d439cb5fa543b187929ad.jpg)

Sexual harassment, my droogs!
Title: Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 04:17:42 AM
noice