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Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas(Read 10933 times)
Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #30 on: April 13, 2009, 09:44:00 PM
I'm sorry, you are correct sir. So when he climbs out of his box, scales a wall, puts an arrow through someone's heart and disappears into the night, I'll apologize and be awed.

ZOMBIE gunfighter ninja.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #31 on: April 20, 2009, 04:51:51 PM
Vikings vs Werewolves. Thor: Hammer of the Gods, right now on SciFi.

I get the Fi part but how is this Sci?
The pirates and the werewolves would win.

Also, who the fuck watches the sci fi channel? That's almost (but not quite) as bad as watching the romantic horror channel we have for some reason.



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #32 on: April 20, 2009, 04:53:16 PM
Every time I see this thread I read it as "Fuck Pirates" vs Ninjas.
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Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #33 on: April 20, 2009, 05:10:59 PM
Electric, that is...

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #34 on: April 20, 2009, 05:12:03 PM
where might a girl acquire one of these "fuck pirates"?
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #35 on: April 20, 2009, 05:22:49 PM
Every time I see this thread I read it as "Fuck Pirates" vs Ninjas.

"
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #36 on: April 20, 2009, 07:20:02 PM
where might a girl acquire one of these "fuck pirates"?
Historical Evidence would indicate that attempting to marry Orlando Bloom would be the right place to start.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #37 on: April 20, 2009, 07:21:03 PM
where might a girl acquire one of these "fuck pirates"?
Historical Evidence would indicate that attempting to marry Orlando Bloom would be the right place to start.

*giggles*
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #38 on: April 20, 2009, 07:31:15 PM
I want a fuck pirate too... preferably of the Johnny Depp variety.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #39 on: April 21, 2009, 12:20:51 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #40 on: April 21, 2009, 12:21:41 AM
That is not a fuck pirate. That is a cheap floozy in a horrible costume.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #41 on: April 21, 2009, 12:30:21 AM
good ain't it
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #42 on: April 21, 2009, 04:51:41 AM
Every time I see this thread I read it as "Fuck Pirates" vs Ninjas.

Earlier:
I was kinda wondering what a Fuck Pirate might have been, and why they would be competing against Ninja's.



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #43 on: April 21, 2009, 07:44:53 AM
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #44 on: April 21, 2009, 08:54:46 AM
Every time I see this thread I read it as "Fuck Pirates" vs Ninjas.

Earlier:
I was kinda wondering what a Fuck Pirate might have been, and why they would be competing against Ninja's.

That's what spurred me to make my confession.
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Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #45 on: April 21, 2009, 02:36:06 PM
"
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #46 on: April 24, 2009, 03:30:55 AM


Sexual harassment, my droogs!
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Fuck Pirates vs Ninjas Reply #47 on: April 24, 2009, 04:17:42 AM
noice