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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 10:37:01 AM
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(http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/megan_fox_maxim_big.jpg)
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Somebody PS Sarah's face on that, I need some freckles to rub one out.
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Oh yeah. Megan Fox.
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Somebody PS Sarah's face on that, I need some freckles to rub one out.
You too?
http://www.oliviamunn.com/photo/ (http://www.oliviamunn.com/photo/)
(http://ne.edgecastcdn.net/0002DA/cdn/oliviamunn.com/assets/wallpapers/close/WALLPAPER-CLOSEUP-S.jpg)
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Nice! But no pictures of her feet.
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i want to see olivia and megan angrily molest the shit out of each other
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(http://goeasy.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/blog-megan2.jpg)
(http://bloggarte.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/megan-fox-gq.jpg)
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unfortunate is the tattoo.
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I take it you're not a big fan of ink, huh? I reckon Eric and I have a bit of a different opinion on the matter. And Nick? Forget about it. You should see his whole-torso Yakuza-style piece. Here's a pic of some of his homies:
(http://blogs.redding.com/mbeauchamp/archives/yakuza%20tattoos.jpg)
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I have ink.
I just think hers is badly placed, the pin-up tat. hmm, now that i look at it again, it kinda looks like the mother from everybody loves raymond.
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Thanks asshole, it does. Now when I look at Megan Fox all I will see is Doris Roberts.
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(http://goeasy.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/blog-megan2.jpg)
That picture is fucking cruel.
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(http://bloggarte.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/megan-fox-gq.jpg)
ugh, unfortunate are her tits in this picture. i could hold a boat show in the space between them. not to mention they look deformed.
also, nice tummy tuck scar.
she's got a good face, though. and her hair is nice.
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ME-OW!
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Yeah, post your c-section scar to even things out ...
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You know a chick is oozing sex when the other bitches can't keep themselves from talking shit about her.
Go fuck your husband, he's lonely.
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Well, honestly, her fake titties are rather far apart... if I were gonna go pay a shit ton of money for fake boobs I'd want some cleavage at least.
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haha, i realized how catty that sounded after i posted it. i mean, i don't have anything on her, and i realize this. but if people are going to be all gaga over a girl who is of the "typically pretty" variety than i think she should at least have a good base and she just doesn't. seriously, those tits are AWFUL. and she's how old? 23 I think? mine were better than that at 23.
implants are bad news.
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Get some, post 'em, and show us how evil they really are ...
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Get some, post 'em, and show us how evil they really are ...
right, because i need bigger tits.
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Don't you want to show us photos of yourelf in an effort to illustrate how debasing it is to masturbate with a cucumber in your pussy while you use a hairbrush in your ass?
That would teach us. That would teach us good.
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The girls do have a point. I mean I wouldn't throw Megan Fox out of the sack; however, you could literally perch two armies, one on each tit, and they would need a monocle to spot each other and engage in combat.
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The girls do have a point. I mean I wouldn't throw Megan Fox out of the sack; however, you could literally perch two armies, one on each tit, and they would need a monocle to spot each other and engage in combat.
They're not going to fuck you for saying that. Just so you know.
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Hot tricky/ psycho/ Chad threesome coming up!
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Don't you have somebody's cock to hump with your ass?
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Don't you have somebody's cock to hump with your ass?
you volunteering?
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krsna- How can you type that message whilst simultaniously jerking off Thrash and Danzig?? Do you type with your penis?
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Don't you have somebody's cock to hump with your ass?
you volunteering?
Oh no, not me. I've heard all about what she does with that thing and I'd prefer to stay disease free!
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Why the all of a sudden hate? Did those fucking hippies kill all the puppies and bunnies and block out the rainbows?
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shut up bitch.
and have you checked you messages ?
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he's posturing.
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Why the all of a sudden hate? Did those fucking hippies kill all the puppies and bunnies and block out the rainbows?
I fucking hate hippies. All I know is rage now. :'(
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he's posturing.
Actually, you cunts started it by talking shit about Megan. I'm getting married to her you fucking assholes!
Why don't you go make fun of Homeless-Joe's ass cancer while you're at it you heartless pieces of shit!@!!!
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(http://chaibiscuitandme.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/irony61.jpg)
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Actually, you cunts started it by talking shit about Megan. I'm getting married to her you fucking assholes!
Why don't you go make fun of Homeless-Joe's ass cancer while you're at it you heartless pieces of shit!@!!!
OMG I need a new tattoo artist, this one is so emo he's likely to bust out crying if I don't like his haircut...
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who is megan ?
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who is megan ?
she would be the girl whose trainwreck of a tit-job is plastered all over this thread.
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Whoa ...
hahahahaha ...
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She's not bad, but I agree in these photo's, she aint all that.
The freckly girl up there, thats hot!
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Is she really 23? She's not half bad.
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(http://goeasy.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/blog-megan2.jpg)
They tried to make me go to rehab... I say no no no.
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OK she's not that bad.
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(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee284/gamasutra/amy_winehouse.jpg)
(http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/amy_winehouse_4_wenn1832955.jpg)
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I love the teardrop tattoo. I guess it was her sex appeal she murdered.
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I think she has the biggest contrast of going from super hot to super hideous out of any celeb.
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Yeah she really does look edible in that first pic... What a pity.
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who is megan ?
she would be the girl whose trainwreck of a tit-job is plastered all over this thread.
It's not nice to judge other people based on their appearance. Do you think Megan enjoys being scrutinized for her looks?
Let's ignore space between her breasts, and focus on who she is as a person.
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(http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/03/0327%20Megan%20Fox%20Shorts/gallery_main/gallery_main-0327_megan_fox_shorts_04.jpg)
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who is megan ?
she would be the girl whose trainwreck of a tit-job is plastered all over this thread.
YOU CAN BE BITCHY ABOUT HER WHEN YOU HAVE GIANT ROBOT FRIENDS.
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Somebody PS Sarah's face on that, I need some freckles to rub one out.
You too?
http://www.oliviamunn.com/photo/ (http://www.oliviamunn.com/photo/)
(http://ne.edgecastcdn.net/0002DA/cdn/oliviamunn.com/assets/wallpapers/close/WALLPAPER-CLOSEUP-S.jpg)
me three. holy crap.
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(http://www.oliviamunn.com/wp-content/gallery/COMIC-CON2007/olivia-munn-comic-con-2007-10.jpg)
That's right, Olivia, blow me kisses..... :-*
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goodness gracious, that is one sexy woman.
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Let's ignore space between her breasts, and focus on who she is as a person.
Even though I realize that this has somehow morphed into some bizarro opposite land, I'd like to take this opportunity to inform the entire world that you are some kind of ginormous, sick emo-fag.
You should check yourself into a cemetery immediately.
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Play nice, now.
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Olivia Munn Eats a Hot Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPT7vME6qs#lq2-hq)
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Yeah I think I've jerked off to that clip a few times by now.
Olivia Munn Balloon Torture Chamber G4TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPNJbgJjzO0#lq-lq2-hq)
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i like her jumping in the pie, too.
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Olivia Munn is definitely hot, but it's her personality which grabs you more than her appearance. I'd rank her a 6 for physical hotness, but a solid 8 overall.
Eitje wins the hot Megan Fox pics contest so far. That's a sweet photo.
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(http://backwoodshorror.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/megan-fox-naked-tape-on-the-set-of-jennifers-body-14.jpg)
(http://movies.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/megan-fox-jennifers-body-topless.jpg)
(http://purelymag.com/temp/free/Megan%20Fox%20-%20Naked%20(tape)%20on%20the%20set%20of%20Jennifers%20Body%2013.jpg)
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OK I see it now. Definitely a bad tit job.
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motherfucker.
couldnt you find any larger weight images ?
(yes i kow its my own fault for not having my blocker on)
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And the ink on her left side... what is that, the list of guys who she DIDN'T let cum in her mouth?
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Blue eyes, dark hair.
You can almost never fail with that combo.
And if she's a half-and-half mixture of races then you've found a goddess.
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Some of you people are crazy. She's fucking smokin'.
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She's very pretty.
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And dainty.
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She has big feet for a little girl.
C'mon, you knew I was going there...
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(http://theworldsbestever.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/olivia-munn.jpg)
She is pretty hot but ya know... I think I see girls of the same caliber in NYC often.
I like Megan's face, but jesus she needs to get those boobs fixed.
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She is pretty hot but ya know... I think I see girls of the same caliber in NYC the mirror often every day.
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You're a smooth-smoothie.
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She is pretty hot but ya know... I think I see girls of the same caliber in NYC often.
I like Megan's face, and would go down on her in a second with all of you watching
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Hear, hear!
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OK I grudgingly accept being part of the audience then, tricky.
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She is pretty hot but ya know... I think I see girls of the same caliber in NYC the mirror often every day.
Yeah, because I'm very vain! That's me!
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OK I grudgingly accept being part of the audience then, tricky.
You'd turn your head if I started in on some rimming though, wouldn't you? ASSCLOWN.
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She is pretty hot but ya know... I think I see girls of the same caliber in NYC the mirror often every day.
Yeah, because I'm very vain! That's me!
Well, you not exaclty a mutt now are you ?
but as for the nyc thing, yous see women like that in all cities, and small towns too.
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OK I grudgingly accept being part of the audience then, tricky.
You'd turn your head if I started in on some rimming though, wouldn't you? ASSCLOWN.
Surprisingly no. I'd still be concentrating hard. I like other people to defile themselves.
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I'd appreciate it if the mods could please remove the pics of my fiance Megan Fox, they do not belong in this thread.
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It's not Megan Fox, It's Doris Roberts.
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OK I grudgingly accept being part of the audience then, tricky.
You'd turn your head if I started in on some rimming though, wouldn't you? ASSCLOWN.
Would you be opposed to me rimming you? Just grab that ass, prop you up, and go to town?
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This is getting a little too hot for me.
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Me too!
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OK I grudgingly accept being part of the audience then, tricky.
You'd turn your head if I started in on some rimming though, wouldn't you? ASSCLOWN.
Would you be opposed to me rimming you? Just grab that ass, prop you up, and go to town?
What about that bag of antlers thing?
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Tricky is special.
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Tricky is special.
Said the kid who rode the short bus.
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Said the kid too retarded to ride the short bus.
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What did they do ? Tie you to the bumper and drag you to school or something...let it out man..let it out.
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Said the kid too retarded to ride the short bus.
wow, that's like... really really retarded.
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Said the kid too retarded to ride the short bus.
wow, that's like... really really retarded.
I giggled at that. And yes, it's when you're just a swallower and a looker. You know, all you can do is swallow and follow lights with your eyes and drool and there is no point going to school so you are too retarded to ride the short bus.
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What about that bag of antlers thing?
Bag of antlers?
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What about that bag of antlers thing?
Bag of antlers?
I still don't understand this whole thing about her being "larger" or fat. What Mosh said. Why would you assholes want a girl so skinny that it would pretty much be like fucking a bag of antlers?
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What homeless-joe said. Danzig was dissin' thin girls.
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Oh ok. Interesting!
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I like em curvy with boobage.
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OK I grudgingly accept being part of the audience then, tricky.
You'd turn your head if I started in on some rimming though, wouldn't you? ASSCLOWN.
Surprisingly no. I'd still be concentrating hard. I like other people to defile themselves.
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Said the kid too retarded to ride the short bus.
wow, that's like... really really retarded.
I giggled at that. And yes, it's when you're just a swallower and a looker.
I think psycho is quite a looker and, from what I've heard...
well, i guess i can only say, she must be very, very retarded.
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It's not Megan Fox, It's Doris Roberts.
Megan Fox shits too.
Megan fox shits.
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Ok, do I quote this one too, or not?
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nah.
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Hahahaha ....
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Dang.
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http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/megan_fox_in_a_bikini_1.php (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/megan_fox_in_a_bikini_1.php)
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Don't worry ladies, I got this one for you.
Eww, what a skank. She is so ugly!
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oh sweet Jesus...
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I'd like to slap my strap on across her face and make her suck it...
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Do you actually own a strap-on, Joy?
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You want me to bring it with me when I visit?
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I'd just like a straightforward answer to my question!
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Yes, I do own one, Lucas.
I was just wondering if you wanted to see it up close and personal.
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Luke, Joy is asking in a roundabout way if you would like to be her bitch.
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http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=672.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=672.0)
We only have two subs on the board!
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1 is katie. who is the other?? hmm. bagman?
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Oooo, pick me, Joy! Pick me!
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I was just wondering if you wanted to see it up close and personal.
No, I don't think so. I can be easily intimidated.
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I could buy one within the next couple weeks, I could model it for you. Don't think I'll be using it on you though. Or will I....
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Maybe we can go find one Saturday morning.
FUCK going to the MET!
(actually, can we go to the met?)
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Sure. Or we can go to the Natural History Museum. Or the Moma or the Gugenheim. or the Brooklyn museum. whichever you want.
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oh, natural history is always good for me, and Gugenheim sounds really classy!
I just don't know!
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If you go to the Brooklyn museum you can see 39 plates made to represent the pussies of important women both real and mythical.
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(http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/images/eascfa/dinner_party/woodman_images/TDP-new_542px.jpg)
that looks super cool. is there a guy here who wouldn't want to attend a vagina dinner party?
(http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/images/eascfa/dinner_party/judy_chicago.jpg)
she, however, does not look cool. is there a guy in the world who would want to attend to that vagina? yikes!
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I thought that krsna was making a joke! I didn't think that was something real. haha
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I was just wondering if you wanted to see it up close and personal.
No, I don't think so. I can be easily intimidated.
That's cool. I didn't say I would ass rape you with it... just show it to you...
And maybe take some funny photos with it as a prop..
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And maybe take some funny photos with it as a prop..
Don't steal my NYC gag!
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Damn! Well, maybe I can get one of those elephant sized ones so we can be different..
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Joy if you ever come to NYC I have to take you to this place called The Leather Man. They have dildos on the bottom floor that are INSANE.
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Wow! Sounds like my kind of shopping!
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You should take Danzig there to be a "tester". His job would be to tell you whether the dildoes were sufficently uncomfortable, but that's it, and you could make it very clear that the real fucking would be reserved for a man that you're much more attracted to. He'd love that kind of humiliation.
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I don't like humiliation. And that's less of humiliation and more of just hurting someones feelings.
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It's called "cuckold".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold#Cuckoldry_as_a_fetish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold#Cuckoldry_as_a_fetish)
That reminds me. Remember that dude that I posted about with the sharpie dick (no, not bagman)? I suggested to him that I handcuff him to something in my apartment, bring a guy over to my house and fuck him, and then release Mr. Sharpie Dick after it was over. He said yes, he'd do it. Mind you, he knew I had no desire to fuck him at that point. Then I decided that was just mean and I didn't do it.
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Oh, way to ruin a GREAT photo-op!
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http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/megan_fox_in_various_swimwear.php (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/megan_fox_in_various_swimwear.php)
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http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/kate_gosselin_wears_another_bi.php (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/kate_gosselin_wears_another_bi.php)
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http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/megan_fox_gets_leggy_in_japan.php (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/megan_fox_gets_leggy_in_japan.php)
Nick, you missed your chance!
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*sobs in corner*
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Are you using your own tears as lubricant?
Oh wait, you're uncut, right?
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I will never ignore celebrity gossip shit again
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I will never ignore celebrity gossip shit again
Quick! She's still within range!
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/megan_fox_does_south_korea.php (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/megan_fox_does_south_korea.php)
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(http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/06/0610%20Megan%20Fox%20South%20Korea/gallery_main/gallery_main-0610_megan_fox_southkorea_04.jpg)
man...
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I don't get it. Who is she?
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UGH YOU GUYS LOOK AT HER CHEST
this is not good!
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We can't all have a perfect rack like you, Sarah.
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It's not all about titties anyway.
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Yeah, it's about her intelligence and... wait, no it's about the tits.
Or should I say "tots"..
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I'd still do her ...
I also found out the other day that Denise Richards ...
(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/denisebikini1.jpg)
(http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Denise-Richards_1.png)
... does anal!
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And that's awesome cuz you're totally the next guy on her list to fuck!
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Oh, I'm on the radar ....
Problem is that radar is effective up to 3000+ miles away ...
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The second pic is hot cause she's bottomless. The first pic is scary cause it looks like she's packin' heat.
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Cut Denise some slack, Krapsna. It's difficult for trannies to hide their bulge.
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I'd still do her ...
I also found out the other day that Denise Richards ...
(http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Denise-Richards_1.png)
... does anal!
THIS should have been the whole post, now that I think about it ...
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Cut Denise some slack, Krapsna. It's difficult for trannies to hide their bulge.
She could at least tuck and tape.
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Cut Denise some slack, Krapsna. It's difficult for trannies to hide their bulge.
If anyone knows that, well, no this joke by saying "it's you" won't work ...
... not with the thread title, and other posters
Hmmmm ....
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krsna, what's this about a tranny?
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Trannies think I'm sexy, but I don't hold it against them.
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They even share drinks and cabs with him ...
*wink, wink*
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Trannies think I'm sexy, but I don't hold it against them.
Not against them? How about in them?
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Hey, now ...
He's always a dick's-length away at all times ...
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Four inches is pretty close..
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Bwa ha ha!
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They even share drinks and cabs with him ...
*wink, wink*
Mello has taken certain liberties with that story, but what the hell, her version is more exciting.
I've always said that if Danzig were me he would have had the time of his life that night.
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My standard with trannies are pretty high.
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They were pretty good looking. I didn't know what they were until I heard them speak.
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Hormone therapy works wonders.
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I think I might add an explosion at the end of your story too.
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Michael Bay would most likely agree.
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I'd still do her ...
I also found out the other day that Denise Richards ...
(http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Denise-Richards_1.png)
... does anal!
THIS should have been the whole post, now that I think about it ...
Update #2:
Jillian Barbarie does too, and LOVES IT (since the age of 23)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T8waSVaPzUs/SCfGCy4VAQI/AAAAAAAAARw/i9j9bk4gWfI/s400/jillianbarb1.jpg)
(http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images4/jillian_barberie/jillian_barberie1.jpg)
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I saw a commercial about how she lost a bunch of weight and they posted a picture of her fat next to her current skinny bod. The thing is, she was pregnant in that photo. So is pregnant the new fat? Bastards. The man who thought that up should be punched in the cock.
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Holy shit, Denise Richards and Jillian Barberi have cocks???
I've been rubbing it out to a pair of pre ops.
That's fuckin' hot.
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megan fox has a way better face than any of the other ladies in this thread for sure.
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elle still looks good in her forties
(http://webfantasy.info/Elle_Macpherson/Images/Elle_Macpherson_01.jpg)
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someone should tell her that her swimsuit's on backwards
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See thru clothing gives me a hardon. So does hot preggo chicks. Two of many fetishes of mine.
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(http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images4/jillian_barberie/jillian_barberie1.jpg)
uughhhhh, her stomach is so airbrushed in this picture.
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megan fox has a way better face than any of the other ladies in this thread for sure.
I don't know if Megan Fox does anal though ....
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Holy shit, Denise Richards and Jillian Barberi have cocks???
Hahaha seriously!
someone should tell her that her swimsuit's on backwards
I LOLed.
megan fox has a way better face than any of the other ladies in this thread for sure.
I don't know if Megan Fox does anal though ....
Who cares? I'd much rather stick to vaginal/oral sex with a super-hot Megan Fox than get to fuck a shemale in the arse. I realize this may not be the case for you ...
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Me?
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Yeah. YOU!
I saw a commercial about how she lost a bunch of weight and they posted a picture of her fat next to her current skinny bod. The thing is, she was pregnant in that photo. So is pregnant the new fat? Bastards. The man who thought that up should be punched in the cock.
What makes you think it was a man who thought that up? More than likely it was some frumpy, post menopausal, bitter bulldyke who edits for Who or New Weekly.
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Well then she needs to be punched in the cock.
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I'd not fuck a she-male; I'd prolly not even fuck a (really good) post-op tranny ....
I just ....
... can't!
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Dont knock it til you try it...
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When I lived in SF I knew a couple of straight guys that hooked up with trannies because they didn't know. There *is* enough alcohol, there just is!
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I agree ...
I wonder what it's like, however, not that much ....
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http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=31695&boardID=19&page=1 (http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=31695&boardID=19&page=1)
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If ever in the Fort Lauderdale / Miami area, be sure to check out Trixies, which is in Hollywood, Florida. Link is attached below. It is a friendly local tranny bar and the ONLY true tranny bar in south Florida. Other bars are typically gay bars which have one night a week as tranny night. Trixies is a true tranny bar in which you'll always see civilian t-girls having a drink, in addition to 8 to 10 t-girl dancers a night. No cover, free parking. One drink minimum. Great sound system and continuous tranny porn on the TV's and a pool table. A really cool local bar.
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You quoted, now you have to go.
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Just think of all the meat spins at the after party!
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*hurls*
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FUCK ALL YOUR TRANNY BULLSHIT. LOOK. AT. THIS.
http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/06/15/germany-loves-megan-fox/ (http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/06/15/germany-loves-megan-fox/)
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Megan Fox is a tranny?
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I still can't believe I failed to pick up on this tour
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FUCK ALL YOUR TRANNY BULLSHIT. LOOK. AT. THIS.
http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/06/15/germany-loves-megan-fox/ (http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/06/15/germany-loves-megan-fox/)
Man, that's some good photography.
It's really a shame that she's such a tool.
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(http://www.phillyd.tv/wp-content/uploads/26wenn2460396-400x600.jpg)
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Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!
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She could totally be a tranny.
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You're insane.
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I think you just got your mind blown.
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Not really, she's the farthest thing from a tranny ever.
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Or is she?
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I'll ask her AFTER I do her in the ass ...
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If you feel her balls slapping against yours there's no need to ask.
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Exactly ...
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HER balls.....hmmmm.....
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Haven't you ever seen that episode of HOUSE called "Skin Deep"?
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No sir, I don't watch House.
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You really should; it's a great show ...
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I've seen it, I said I don't WATCH it. It's pretty entertaining, not entertaining enough for me to DVR it regularly.
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Ahhh ....
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Not really, she's the farthest thing from a tranny ever.
And he is the resident expert on trannies.
...and then the cab ran into a wall, caught fire and exploded killing the driver and the two trannies inside...
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BEST.ENDING.EVAR!
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I don't get the Megan Fox thing. If it's about her body then if you gave every woman in the world without a stache a personal trainer, you'd have millions of megan fox's running around.
Oh and when all the women look like Megan Fox then all the men will look like this:
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/205/55/robert-pattinson-2.0.0.0x0.415x600.jpeg)
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Gross.
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Ha ha! Mee-yow~! Hiss!
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Gross.
Not untirely, just definitely not all that ...
... and definitely not in the same parallel league of Megan Fox
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Sasha's into guys she could break?
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Isn't that the Twilight dude?
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Fucked if I know ...
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Fucked if I know ...
That's totally a Mainer thing to say.
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It's a New England thing ....
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I think it is him... Hmmm...
(http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/robert-pattinson/robert-pattinson-20081107-469797.jpg)
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Do you keep saying hmmmm cuz you have a cock stuffed in your mouth? It's ok if you do...
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I do not like faggy looking guys.
...and then the cab ran into a wall, caught fire and exploded killing the driver and the two trannies inside...
... krsna jumped out of the moving cab and the cab ran the curb and killed some nigh club goers, then slammed into the I 95 wall at front and market, exploded in mid air killing the trannies and the driver before plummeting into the Delaware river, which just the DAY before dredged 100000000 feet deep. Krsna watched the whole thing happen, too! And he told me that after watching that, he went to drinker's a did a few shots before heading home completely unscathed
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Also, I ejacualted $100 bills.
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Do you keep saying hmmmm cuz you have a cock stuffed in your mouth? It's ok if you do...
It would be more than ok!
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I do not like faggy looking guys.
...and then the cab ran into a wall, caught fire and exploded killing the driver and the two trannies inside...
... krsna jumped out of the moving cab and the cab ran the curb and killed some nigh club goers, then slammed into the I 95 wall at front and market, exploded in mid air killing the trannies and the driver before plummeting into the Delaware river, which just the DAY before dredged 100000000 feet deep. Krsna watched the whole thing happen, too! And he told me that after watching that, he went to drinker's a did a few shots before heading home completely unscathed
Also, I ejacualted $100 bills.
REVISION: BEST.ENDING.EVAR!
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i always said his dick ejaculated liquid heroin but it seems that $100 bills means he's more pimp. I'll accept that alternate ending.
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I doubt I could break that guy, I am very weak. I did have a sex dream last night and the guy I was having sex with was all muscular. I have only had sex with a few muscular guys, one of them being a navy seal. I have been told I am a chubby chaser *hangs head in shame*.
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BULLSHIT, I call shenanigans. If you are a chubby chaser than I am your god.
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I have been told I am a chubby chaser *hangs head in shame*.
There's nothing wrong with that. I also like the bigger fellas.. always have.
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You are not my God. There are cute/sexy chubby guys. I don't go for the troll/hobgoblin ones.
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the word hobgoblin just made me LOL
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Pics for comparison please.
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Seth Rogen, HOT:
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/04/seth-rogen-monster-vs-aliens-reese-witherspoon-disney.jpg)
Dylan, NOT:
(http://f.imagehost.org/0491/095104.png)
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Okay, understood.
WTF is going on with Dmoth's thumb ?
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I am WAY HOTTER THAN SETH ROGEN.
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I do not like faggy looking guys.
...and then the cab ran into a wall, caught fire and exploded killing the driver and the two trannies inside...
... krsna jumped out of the moving cab and the cab ran the curb and killed some nigh club goers, then slammed into the I 95 wall at front and market, exploded in mid air killing the trannies and the driver before plummeting into the Delaware river, which just the DAY before dredged 100000000 feet deep. Krsna watched the whole thing happen, too! And he told me that after watching that, he went to drinker's a did a few shots before heading home completely unscathed
You forgot the parts where the punkass kids from American Street tried to break into my truck and bashed their heads in with an ash bat and then you got tentacle raped by the plumbing bukkake thing at Lowe's.
This is the story that JUST.WILL.NOT.END!
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This explains why she said she's only fuck Lucas from this board!
Ahhhh ....
Johnny's bigger, you know ...
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I just came to and realized this thread has been going on for months. Holy shit.
Megan Fox titties are still looking spry. Doesn't really need much further comment.
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This is the song that doesnt end, it just goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end, it just goes on and on my friend! some people....
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(https://s3.amazonaws.com/cs-reginaleaderpost/CommunityServer.Components.UserFiles/00/00/02/26/96/megan-fox1.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0TTXDM86AJ1CB68A7P02&Expires=1245430368&Signature=sXrTHYrGgNSrnW9qK%2bo%2f67w04JY%3d)
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STOP IT!!! You'll fucking give me priapism!
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Transformers 2: CGI Megan Fox Even Hotter This Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXsd5aw8oas&feature=popular#ws-lq-lq2-hq-vhq-hd)
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I've seen hotter.......I mean, not by THAT much, but I've definitely seen hotter.
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sup Dylan
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/olivia_munn_does_playboy.php (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/olivia_munn_does_playboy.php)
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... but shows nothing
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Why are you so obsessed with girls you will never know or meet............. ohhh because you're a guy.
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Me?!?!
I'm farthest from it ...
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Tell em, honey!
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yup
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3605/3633752862_d2a463fdca_o.jpg)
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(http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/millajovovich/milla_jovovich_10.jpg)
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(http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/millajovovich/milla_jovovich_10.jpg)
Yeah, she's probably #1 on my list of celebs I would fuck if all of them were lined up and I had a free shot at any pussy I wanted.
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She's up there, indeed ....
But remember, man ...
She shits!
She shits, man!
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She shits happiness.
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Just flip her over and imagine she is:
(http://i3.fc-img.com/CTV02/Comcast_CIM_Prod_Fancast_Image/96/175/1186516052145_16156_0054CD.jpg_147_106.jpg)
She's a two trick pony....
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For real.
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*down scope*
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Pssht. I'd be imagining she was Alice the whole time. I don't care about her as an actual human being.
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This one?
(http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Artwork/102376.JPG)
Or this one?
(http://www.fillintheblankbranding.com/wp-content/alice-in-wonderland1.jpg)
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Linda Lavin was cool ...
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Ha ha.
Well, I did buy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Girls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Girls) the day it came out...
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Double post? Quote self? WTFuck?
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Yeah ...
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sup Dylan
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/olivia_munn_does_playboy.php (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/olivia_munn_does_playboy.php)
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Are you trying to tell me something I already know about? I don't get it.
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-the purpose of this thread was to show nice pics of someone some of us find hot
-I've been posting links to pics of said someone
-I came across a link of pics of someone you'd gone on about in this thread
-so I posted them
-you're welcome
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I appreciate the gesture and all, but I watch AOTS daily and follow Olivia's twitter, so I'd be the first person to know that she had a Playboy shoot that I wasn't super excited over because she's not naked.
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PB also only used one of the pics in the actual magazine, despite having her on the cover. Weird.
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One of the greatest tragedies in life is that chicks like Monica Bellucci have to get old:
(http://gallery.celebritypro.com/data/media/135/bellucci2.jpg)
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*nods*