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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 06:52:59 AM
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Post your high quality pictures of your own lips here.
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i thought youd enjoy looking up my nose as well
(http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo208/maryjblaze/lips.jpg)
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I think he meant your vaginal lips.
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where's yours drugmoth?!
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(http://f.imagehost.org/0895/smooch.png)
:-*
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ohhh nice! the kissy face is hawt ;)
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I had to do it cuz I have really thin lips that look bad when I have a straight face. You actually have some secksay lips yourself.
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Go cyber on skype and leave us poor bystanders out of it.
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I prefer phone sex. I've yet to try skype sex.
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I did MSN sex...
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I don't know what skype is, but it sounds gay....
as does any other kind of sex that doesn't actually involve physical touching, I guess I'm old fashioned like that.
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I did MSN sex...
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err.. not with ian, though.
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pfffft...i downloaded it and went through that entire process only to find out that either i cant use my blackberry headset on my computer or my plug in for the headset is fucked....
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Either way, most of us use it to chat on there. What's your screen name?
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kkkrysta
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and by chat , he meant type.
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err.. not with ian, though.
Your loss.
Ian's MSN verbiage gives me wood every time, and I'm talking about the kind that doesn't go away politely.
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and by chat , he meant type.
What he said.
Yeah you can get the list of peoples skype names in the skype thread. I added you, BTW.
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You can't get mine in that thread.
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Yeah cuz you're so l33t.
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Yeah cuz you're so l33t.
l33t like a fox.
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0009bbcd)
from that!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000yfp0w)
to this!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/00012d7y)
and this!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000419z3)
and this!
ugh, lipstick makes me feel like a whore.
i got some big ass lips.
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I turned on images to see that.
The red is good, keep the red. Your facial expression however; you see that on womens faces in home movie porn clips, you know, right after the guy cums on their face when said he wouldn't.
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I turned on images to see that.
The red is good, keep the red. Your facial expression however; you see that on womens faces in home movie porn clips, you know, right after the guy cums on their face when said he wouldn't.
haha, that's a pretty good way to describe it. those pictures are actually rather out of order. the red haired one is the oldest (except for the baby one, obviously), and then the blonde one is next, followed by the one with the sleepy baby (where my hair was actually blue though you can't tell).
but my hair is currently fire engine red again because it's what i always come back to.
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When i said red, i was typing about the lippy. I think it looked very good. Better than that to be honest, I just cant spell a big word to do it justice.
Tell me when you get sick of the ass kissing.
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Aww, well thanks, Bri. You're a peach.
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emo 'R' us
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:)
I likey. But what don't I likey?
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~ k i
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000419z3)
Jessica Rabbit!
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~rubs one out
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wow, psychopathetic, you're beautiful!
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Stop sucking up to the OG's, newbie.
But yeah, psycho looks hawt with the lipstick!
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i can't help it....I have a thing for redheads :-[
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000419z3)
Jessica Rabbit!
you look good. wanna fuck?
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yeah, you need to quote the image. ~sigh.
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yeah, you need to quote the image. ~sigh.
'course i did. what i thought she was unattractive with the blonde a blue hair? hmmmm?
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you look good in the pic with the red hair. wanna fuck?
Fixed.
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nah. too wordy, sounds like a criticism of the other ones...which i might be thinking but don't want to telegraph to someone i'm trying to cyber. no wonder you're single and grumpy.
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no wonder you're single and grumpy.
No, I'm single and grumpy cause I have cancer, am radioactive and druged to the eyeballs.
and KC, your starting to piss me off.
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and KC, your starting to piss me off.
since day one i have loved kc! she doesnt piss me off at all!
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You'll feel better once the mutant powers kick in.
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and KC, your starting to piss me off.
since day one i have loved kc! she doesnt piss me off at all!
Day one was okay. Everybody fucks up on day one, cept treehugger.....hmm an alter ? nm.
You'll feel better once the mutant powers kick in.
hahahaha, thank you Woz. I needed to read something like that. (no really, i did.)
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geniunely sorry, grumpy. that sucks donkey dick.
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000419z3)
Brian Posehn - Cock Socks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHsbJLuOdBM#lq-hq)
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000419z3)
Jessica Rabbit!
you look good. wanna fuck?
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=77.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=77.0)
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000419z3)
Jessica Rabbit!
Hot, psycho. What time do you go on at the Ink and Paint? I want to catch the next show.
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000419z3)
Jessica Rabbit!
Archived.
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000419z3)
Jessica Rabbit!
That This has been posted 5 6 times now not even counting the original post. I think we like it!
EDIT: 6 times
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Sarah's SOOOO ugly.
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She looks extra cute in that picture.
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Deciding which picture of her is cuter is like deciding which of your children you love more.
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fuck, you guys. i'm so sick of looking like i'm 13.
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Why? It's so hawt.
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Yeah, didnt you know that waif is back?
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fuck, you guys. i'm so sick of looking like i'm 13.
one word for you:
pigtails.
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fuck, you guys. i'm so sick of looking like i'm 13.
one word for you:
pigtails.
OMG YOU ARE GENIUS!
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(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/eitje-lips.png)
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revenge of the wookie!
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revenge of the wookie!
Han Solo would never accept a wookie with alopecia.
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yes, the solution to looking like i'm thirteen is making myself look like i'm nine! excellent.
too bad my hair is far too short for that.
you guys really are gross.
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(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/eitje-lips2.png)
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I forgot what I was 'sposed to be posting a picture of, but i did read somethin about pigtails , and felt like being a pic whore
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_138d516e84b7849239a05ded18a3b90f.jpg)
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We'll let you know when youre being a whore.
next time, angle the cam down a bit.
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Cute! I like the pigtails.
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We'll let you know when youre being a whore.
next time, angle the cam down a bit.
noted
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/daisymae88/DSCI0150.jpg)
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HOT mouth daisymae!
;D
thanx drugmoth
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Babyhellfire: I want to frolic with you through fields of poppies. I am seriously entranced by your beautiful eyes. Same color as mine.
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...before luring her into your underground lair....
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Shhhh!!!
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Drugmoth, don't go waking up Mr. Stabbystab again.
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(http://www.butterflyeyes.com/media/faces/smalls/anne-hathaway.jpg)
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Sooooo, you want her lips, or you got her lips. ???
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Sooooo, you want her lips, or you got her lips. ???
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He is making a dumb HF joke.
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Treehugger: Why did you take down your glorious boob pic?!?! I was gonna show my cousin how awesome your boob were and then I was like WTF they are gone!!!!
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Treehugger: Why did you take down your glorious boob pic?!?! I was gonna show my cousin how awesome your boob were and then I was like WTF they are gone!!!!
I don't like seeing myself so I usually take my pictures down after a while.
(http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/picture.php?albumid=3313&pictureid=25367)
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That's really sad....you're HAWT and you should put those pics back up. Or at least PM them to me!
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except the more you say it, the less she'll believe it.
amirite?
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Believe what?
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This thread is so lame.
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Hey baby.
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This thread is so lame.
My fault, sorry.
I tend to have that affect
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Never sorry ! Never surrender !
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Post your elbow here.
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my elbow is furry
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My elbow isn't furry.
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I don't believe you!
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What he said!
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(http://www.butterflyeyes.com/media/faces/smalls/anne-hathaway.jpg)
bahahahhahahahah fitz, the classic anne hathaway switcheroo;)
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OK now I get it. That episode was so short I'd forgotten it.
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OK now I get it. That episode was so short I'd forgotten it.
Nah, it's your memory. :p
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Who are you again?
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(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/6729/artsyfartsymodifedo.jpg)
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(http://www.butterflyeyes.com/media/faces/smalls/anne-hathaway.jpg)
Rach, in the A-S dayz ....
I forgot what I was 'sposed to be posting a picture of, but i did read somethin about pigtails , and felt like being a pic whore
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_138d516e84b7849239a05ded18a3b90f.jpg)
Some's here from my town?
... and is actually kinda cute?
Scary ...
I never thought I'd see the day ...
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right, like you haven't already boned her and kicked her to the curb.
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Thats as close to answering an unasked asl?
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Actually, believe it or not, there's 4 or 5 (obviously 5 or 6 now) fairly hot girls in J-Town (and Kingsland/St. Mary's, Ga) I've not nailed, thank you very much ....
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YET!
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married. ;D
Also, my town is in BFE Florida. I find it hard to believe many other people 'round here have an internet connection.
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I wasn't propositioning ...
However, my statement still stands ...
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I just reread your post ...
I'm sorry ...
Hopefully your life will become quality once again some day ...
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We can always hope.
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Here's muh mouf (& fake pointy teef):
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3514/3461696728_a5a534c79e.jpg)
Sorry no elbow pics.
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(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/16/22012014_73de08d53c.jpg?v=0)
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Your lips are all sparkly and furry.
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Two left clicks to turn pics on
Two right clicks to copy image
Having more tricky in the spank bank.... priceless.
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I'd poke my dick in that ear
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Vampires are kinda ghey ...
Good pic though ...
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Vampires are kinda ghey ...
Good pic though ...
You like ghey things though, you bouquet flori.
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Here's muh mouf (& fake pointy teef):
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3514/3461696728_a5a534c79e.jpg)
Sorry no elbow pics.
Wow, second time in the past few days that you turned me on Brook. Three times is a charm.
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Here's muh mouf (& fake pointy teef):
You look nothing like a mom in this picture.
rawr.
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Here's muh mouf (& fake pointy teef):
You look nothing like a mom in this picture.
rawr.
Indeed. Congrats on making me have sexual fantasies about you, tricky. It probably was a mistake to post that pic.
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Here's muh mouf (& fake pointy teef):
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3514/3461696728_a5a534c79e.jpg)
Sorry no elbow pics.
I have come to suck your...
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Indeed. Congrats on making me have sexual fantasies about you, tricky. It probably was a mistake to post that pic.
I'm scared. I'm going to go run away now.
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I have come to suck your...
a lot of blood ends up in the penis when it's engorged, right?
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a lot of blood ends up in the penis when it's engorged, right?
Are you not sure of this? Did you miss sex ed that day?
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i really like that lipstick, brook. and that's saying a lot.
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i really like that lipstick, brook. and that's saying a lot.
Is it, really?
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a lot of blood ends up in the penis when it's engorged, right?
Are you not sure of this? Did you miss sex ed that day?
I'm just saying, biting a dick might get as much blood as biting a neck or wrist.
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i really like that lipstick, brook. and that's saying a lot.
Is it, really?
Really, really.
Besides, girls like to hear specifics in compliments. I mean, it's nice when someone says, "You're HAWT" or something similar, but it's so much nicer to hear, "You have the most incredible eyes" or "Wow, that lipstick really brings out your smile." Then you know they're actually paying attention to you.
OR they have just read some book on how to pick up chicks.
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And if you are really lucky, they might call you a fruit.
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"You have the most incredible eyes"
Also, I thought "you don't look like a mom" was pretty specific. no?
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Well, whatever you do, don't say, "You remind me of my mom/sister/any other random relative or ex-girlfriend."
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Well, whatever you do, don't say, "You remind me of my mom/sister/any other random relative or ex-girlfriend."
I did that recently! :D
.....Oh.... :(
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hahaha
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i really like that lipstick, brook. and that's saying a lot.
Is it, really?
Really, really.
Besides, girls like to hear specifics in compliments. I mean, it's nice when someone says, "You're HAWT" or something similar, but it's so much nicer to hear, "You have the most incredible eyes" or "Wow, that lipstick really brings out your smile." Then you know they're actually paying attention to you.
OR they have just read some book on how to pick up chicks.
Well I don't know about everyone else, but in all seriousness, when I say something like how much I wanna fuck you and how hot you are, that's actually quite a compliment. And it's top compliment if I compliment another part of your body other than tits, ass, or vag.....like Psycho's pouty lips and freckles, or babyhellfire's eyes (*creepily winks and makes smooches at them*). And it's a big burn if you offer yourself to me and I tell you to "fuck off, cuntface" and buttfart in your general direction.
Well, whatever you do, don't say, "You remind me of my mom/sister/any other random relative or ex-girlfriend."
Unless the dude is into incest, than it's a complement.
"Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML"
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Yeah dude. If Dylan turns you down you must be seriously busted.
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Yeah dude. If Dylan turns you down you must be seriously busted.
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i really like that lipstick, brook.
For serious. Sex-ay!
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Two left clicks to turn pics on
Two right clicks to copy image
Having more Billy Corgan in the spank bank.... priceless.
Please share any and all Billy Corgan porn with me, thanks.
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I have the same hair cut as tricky ..
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Two left clicks to turn pics on
Two right clicks to copy image
Having more Billy Corgan in the spank bank.... priceless.
Please share any and all Billy Corgan porn with me, thanks.
Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness and god is empty just like me. Muthafucka.
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And it's a big burn if you offer yourself to me and I tell you to "fuck off, cuntface" and buttfart in your general direction.
... as opposed to a pussyfart from yoiu?
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I think you try too hard to be funny sometimes Thrash and you just come off as......Bagman-like.
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No, I just state the obvious ....
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Nope, you just sound stupid sometimes.
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Dude, I'm gonna quote Mosh here FTW ...
It's a given that 90% of the time I'm going to say something stupid.
I'm ok with it; concentrate on your own intervention now, man ...
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Stupid.
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Shhhh, you're letting all my secrets out!
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Dude, I'm gonna quote Mosh here FTW ...
It's a given that 90% of the time I'm going to say something stupid.
I'm ok with it; concentrate on your own intervention now, man ...
Did I say that? Here?
I thought it was "it's pretty safe to say that 9 times out of 10, I post stupid"
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Dude, I'm gonna quote Mosh here FTW ...
It's a given that 90% of the time I'm going to say something stupid.
I'm ok with it; concentrate on your own intervention now, man ...
Did I say that? Here?
I thought it was "it's pretty safe to say that 9 times out of 10, I post stupid"
Yeah it was. So once again Thrash, you come off as stupid! You gotta work on that, Mr. Rockstar.
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This is pretty stupid but unless it's really abstract I tend to imagine people like they look in their avatar. Si is looking cool, Psycho's giving me the confused eyes, Krsna's a black man, Eitje is a hugely beefcake and pretty ghastly, and tricky looks like Billy Corgan. So when I see a real pic of tricky I'm always shocked how good she looks - nothing like Billy Corgan!
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Yeah I don't like when people use pics of other people, the whole association thing confuses me so, yeah, when I think of tricky now I think of Billy Corgan. Maybe I should make a picture of Wentworth Miller my avatar......hehe.
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This is pretty stupid but unless it's really abstract I tend to imagine people like they look in their avatar. Si is looking cool, Psycho's giving me the confused eyes, Krsna's a black man, Eitje is a hugely beefcake and pretty ghastly, and tricky looks like Billy Corgan. So when I see a real pic of tricky I'm always shocked how good she looks - nothing like Billy Corgan!
We are all Billy Corgan.
And WTF. This hobag is dating my man??? Get the fuck off of him, slut.
(http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/tila-tequila-dating-billy-corgan-14.jpg)
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That dirty little tramp.
Billy is lucky.
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Ugh I hate her, she has no redeeming qualities.
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Except being fucking hot.
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wtf
smashing pumpkin and skanky tequila?! that would make for some seriously rancid babies
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They would have like totally normal sized children.
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They would have like totally normal sized children.
ahahahaha
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There's a subliminal message of hope for you repeated a couple of times in that picture for you, trick.
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Oh what? The fact that she's a brainless talentless twat with nothing to offer but her fake tits?
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Oh what? The fact that she's a brainless talentless twat with nothing to offer but her fake tits?
Who is she?
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Tila Tequila
Known only for her MTV reality show "A Shot at Love" and for having the most friends on myspace.
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Lets spam her!!
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Tila Tequila
Known only for her MTV reality show "A Shot at Love" and for having the most friends on myspace.
Ah okay.
What's with them wearing clothes that match their skin tone?
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I get it now. Girls like girls that are "pretty". Guys like girls that are "pretty" and "cum dumpster".
We'll also take "ugly" if nobody's looking.
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Oh what?
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I get it now. Girls like girls that are "pretty". Guys like girls that are "pretty" and "cum dumpster".
We'll also take "ugly" if nobody's looking.
And fat.
Cute and fat.
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I think the general rule is: as long as we can be pretty sure it's actually a woman.
If you're too ugly or too fat then there's some chance that you might just be an ugly effeminate dude or an effeminate obese dude. Or a walrus. None of those cut the mustard.
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I have a simple test that's near foolproof.
Grab 'em on the crotch.
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I hope you enjoy getting a handful of wang...
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Gotta be sure.
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Gotta be sure.
Is this the test?: If he/she freaks out and slaps you, it's a girl. If he/she gives you a look as if saying "You dirty little boy", it's a guy?
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You know, I met a bunch of people from a site I helped make where my avatar is of Tony Danza ...
People that didn't meet me told me repeatedly, "I figured you'd look like Tony Danza" ...
I guess we DO associate to our avatars ...
That's it; the asshole avatar is coming back ...
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Gotta be sure.
Is this the test?: If he/she freaks out and slaps you, it's a girl. If he/she gives you a look as if saying "You dirty little boy", it's a guy?
So that's how you'd react to this "test"?
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Well, most every/anyone ...
I've missed on occasion ...
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Eitje is a hugely beefcake and pretty ghastly...
Ah, Reverend Toad. The magic he worked for us.
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no where near as ghastly as I
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If by ghastly you mean hot + awesome, ok sure.
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This is pretty stupid but unless it's really abstract I tend to imagine people like they look in their avatar. Si is looking cool drunk, Psycho's giving me the confused eyes, Krsna's a black man, Eitje is a hugely beefcake and pretty ghastly, and tricky looks like Billy Corgan.
Yeah I don't like when people use pics of other people, the whole association thing confuses me so, yeah, when I think of tricky now I think of Billy Corgan. Maybe I should make a picture of Wentworth Miller my avatar......hehe.
Who's Wentworth Miller? Sounds waspy.
Or a walrus.
Goo goo g'joob.
Shut the fuck up, Si.
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Who's Wentworth Miller? Sounds waspy.
The pretty man from Prison Break:
(http://www.juventus.eoleszyce.pl/wentworth%20img/wentworth-miller.jpg)
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Sounds waspy. Looks fuzzy.
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If by ghastly you mean hot + awesome, ok sure.
I cant find that Rev Toad enhanced pic of me... If I do find it, then you'll know what hot & awesome are rolled up in the one package!
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I remember you being given a very long nose.
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I looked more like Harvey Birdman
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I looked more like Harvey Birdman
Let's make out.
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B3rd ...
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B3rd ...
*dies laughing*
oh, jesus. you know when you read something that isn't really THAT funny but for some reason, at that moment, it really strikes you? yeah, that just happened.
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Kinda like the letter "K" ...