This is pretty stupid but unless it's really abstract I tend to imagine people like they look in their avatar. Si is looking cool, Psycho's giving me the confused eyes, Krsna's a black man, Eitje is a hugely beefcake and pretty ghastly, and tricky looks like Billy Corgan. So when I see a real pic of tricky I'm always shocked how good she looks - nothing like Billy Corgan!

We are all Billy Corgan.

And WTF. This hobag is dating my man??? Get the fuck off of him, slut.

That dirty little tramp.

Billy is lucky.

Ugh I hate her, she has no redeeming qualities.

Except being fucking hot.

wtf

smashing pumpkin and skanky tequila?! that would make for some seriously rancid babies

They would have like totally normal sized children.

They would have like totally normal sized children.

ahahahaha

There's a subliminal message of hope for you repeated a couple of times in that picture for you, trick.

Oh what? The fact that she's a brainless talentless twat with nothing to offer but her fake tits?

Oh what? The fact that she's a brainless talentless twat with nothing to offer but her fake tits?

Who is she?

Tila Tequila

Known only for her MTV reality show "A Shot at Love" and for having the most friends on myspace.

Lets spam her!!

Tila Tequila

Known only for her MTV reality show "A Shot at Love" and for having the most friends on myspace.

Ah okay.


What's with them wearing clothes that match their skin tone?

I get it now. Girls like girls that are "pretty". Guys like girls that are "pretty" and "cum dumpster".

We'll also take "ugly" if nobody's looking.

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I get it now. Girls like girls that are "pretty". Guys like girls that are "pretty" and "cum dumpster".

We'll also take "ugly" if nobody's looking.

And fat.

Cute and fat.

I think the general rule is: as long as we can be pretty sure it's actually a woman.
If you're too ugly or too fat then there's some chance that you might just be an ugly effeminate dude or an effeminate obese dude. Or a walrus. None of those cut the mustard.

I have a simple test that's near foolproof.

Grab 'em on the crotch.

I hope you enjoy getting a handful of wang...

Gotta be sure.

Gotta be sure.

Is this the test?:  If he/she freaks out and slaps you, it's a girl.  If he/she gives you a look as if saying "You dirty little boy", it's a guy?

You know, I met a bunch of people from a site I helped make where my avatar is of Tony Danza ...
People that didn't meet me told me repeatedly, "I figured you'd look like Tony Danza" ...

I guess we DO associate to our avatars ...

That's it; the asshole avatar is coming back ...

Gotta be sure.

Is this the test?:  If he/she freaks out and slaps you, it's a girl.  If he/she gives you a look as if saying "You dirty little boy", it's a guy?

So that's how you'd react to this "test"?

Well, most every/anyone ...
I've missed on occasion ...

Eitje is a hugely beefcake and pretty ghastly...

Ah, Reverend Toad.  The magic he worked for us.

no where near as ghastly as I

If by ghastly you mean hot + awesome, ok sure.

This is pretty stupid but unless it's really abstract I tend to imagine people like they look in their avatar. Si is looking cool drunk, Psycho's giving me the confused eyes, Krsna's a black man, Eitje is a hugely beefcake and pretty ghastly, and tricky looks like Billy Corgan.

Yeah I don't like when people use pics of other people, the whole association thing confuses me so, yeah, when I think of tricky now I think of Billy Corgan.  Maybe I should make a picture of Wentworth Miller my avatar......hehe.

Who's Wentworth Miller? Sounds waspy.

Or a walrus.

Goo goo g'joob.

Shut the fuck up, Si.

Who's Wentworth Miller? Sounds waspy.

The pretty man from Prison Break: