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General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: daisymae on April 17, 2009, 08:52:20 PM
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I love it. I own all three of the originals.
You can't mess with the classics...the zombies don't run, and there is no CGI.
One exception is the Night on the Living Dead 1990 remake. I prefer that version of Barbara and the way she develops by the end.
zombie <3
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Shawn of the Dead, a must for the zombie lover.
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Of course. :D
And another funny one, Dead Alive/ Braindead...
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Shawn is the new benchmark. Nothing else is funny.
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Quit being difficult.
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I am not. After Shawn, none of the other zombie coms are funny to me anymore.
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So you are married to Shaun of the Dead now?
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So you are married to Shaun of the Dead now?
i would fucking marry shaun of the dead if i could.
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So you are married to Shaun of the Dead now?
i would fucking marry shaun of the dead if i could.
Yeah, you could make it a foursome.
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some very short stories about a zombie named Barlowe:
http://www.ommatidia.org/category/barlowe/ (http://www.ommatidia.org/category/barlowe/)
You should read them from bottom to top (they're in reverse chronological order).
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I've often wondered what I would do in case of a zombie epidemic.
As long as they're slow zombies, I have a pretty good plan.
But if they're fast zombies, I think I'm pretty much screwed no matter what. That's pretty much a losing proposition.
However, in either of these plans, I need to learn how to shoot some guns.
I don't think it's as easy as they make it look on TV.
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some very short stories about a zombie named Barlowe:
http://www.ommatidia.org/category/barlowe/ (http://www.ommatidia.org/category/barlowe/)
You should read them from bottom to top (they're in reverse chronological order).
http://www.burningbuilding.com/filledwithlove.htm (http://www.burningbuilding.com/filledwithlove.htm)
read this yet? it's great. he wrote a book based on the short, too, and i wish i'd bought it before it sold out.
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OMG daisymay you are my new favorite person. I love zombie movies! come visit me in NJ and watch zombie movies with me since no one else will. :(
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OMG daisymay you are my new favorite person. I love zombie movies! come visit me in NJ and watch zombie movies with me since no one else will. :(
Haha *high fives* no one will watch them with me either...
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=(
where's muh love? i am queen of zombies, dammit.
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<3
come watch zombie movies with me
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<3
come watch zombie movies with me
okay.
i will bring shaun of the dead, night of the living dead original and remake, return of the living dead, return of the living dead 2, dead alive, evil dead 1 & 2, dawn of the dead original and remake, day of the dead, zombie, and 28 days later even though that's not really zombies.
hmmm. i am forgetting some videos that i have but i'm too lazy to go check.
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i didnt really care for dead alive
*hides*
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some very short stories about a zombie named Barlowe:
http://www.ommatidia.org/category/barlowe/ (http://www.ommatidia.org/category/barlowe/)
You should read them from bottom to top (they're in reverse chronological order).
http://www.burningbuilding.com/filledwithlove.htm (http://www.burningbuilding.com/filledwithlove.htm)
read this yet? it's great. he wrote a book based on the short, too, and i wish i'd bought it before it sold out.
Those are great...I have never read zombie stories before, now I am intrigued. I know Mel Brooks' son Max wrote one on survival of zombie attack, but I've never seen it to buy it.
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i didnt really care for dead alive
*hides*
You don't need to hide, I am used to people not liking the same moves as me :D
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I got one the other day called Zombie Strippers.
Has Jenna Jameson. Not porn either by the looks of it.
It has the potential to be a riot.
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I saw that at Best Buy! Do you think we can watch that in Japan? probably not, huh.
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Possibly... but in Japanese.
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Man, I think I've seen like every Zombie movie made but I wouldn't consider myself a fan of the genre.
I also think the remake of Dawn of the Dead is the best of the bunch. I actually really like that movie.
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Lotta people didnt, but I tought it was excellent
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Can I get involved by mentioning the Resident Evil video games?
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Can I get involved by mentioning the Resident Evil video games?
No.
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Yeah, I don't think that counts.
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I got one the other day called Zombie Strippers.
Has Jenna Jameson. Not porn either by the looks of it.
It has the potential to be a riot.
that movie is hilariously bad.
if you see a movie called "dance of the dead" definitely make sure to rent or buy it. it's surprisingly good. not a watch over and over again type but i'm glad i got to see it.
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some very short stories about a zombie named Barlowe:
http://www.ommatidia.org/category/barlowe/ (http://www.ommatidia.org/category/barlowe/)
You should read them from bottom to top (they're in reverse chronological order).
http://www.burningbuilding.com/filledwithlove.htm (http://www.burningbuilding.com/filledwithlove.htm)
read this yet? it's great. he wrote a book based on the short, too, and i wish i'd bought it before it sold out.
Those are great...I have never read zombie stories before, now I am intrigued. I know Mel Brooks' son Max wrote one on survival of zombie attack, but I've never seen it to buy it.
The Zombie Survival Guide is one of my favorite books, honestly. As is the next one he wrote, World War Z. Which is being turned into a (hopefully) really awesome movie.
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Trailor Park of Terror is awesome and has zombies. Everyone watch it.
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I'm not going to mention that i like zombie films. I will say id fuck pinhead.
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I have Zombie Strippers. It's pretty hillarious.
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http://www.burningbuilding.com/filledwithlove.htm (http://www.burningbuilding.com/filledwithlove.htm)
read this yet? it's great. he wrote a book based on the short, too, and i wish i'd bought it before it sold out.
Oh, I like it!
Being dead is easy.
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Return of the Living Dead was the pinnacle of zombie couture.
(http://cottonandsand.com/sandandcotton/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/sqstriplinnea1.jpg)
I rest my case.
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I remember seeing that in a theatre here in the early 80's... I'm not sure how I got in, because I'm sure I was way too young.
Punk zombies rule.
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<3 Dawn of the Dead
Where else to wait out the zombie apocalypse than the shopping mall? We've got everything we need RIGHT HERE!
I also spend more time than I should imagining the compound I will build to survive the nuclear/zombie/virus/second coming/alien invasion apocalypse.
This (http://www.sun.com/products/sunmd/s20/specifications.jsp) is my latest addition to the inventory; what kind of post-apocalyptic survivalist community can function without IT??
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Left 4 Dead was pretty intense.
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<3 Dawn of the Dead
Where else to wait out the zombie apocalypse than the shopping mall? We've got everything we need RIGHT HERE!
Dead Rising extended ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdAz4q7sRls#normal)
I also spend more time than I should imagining the compound I will build to survive the nuclear/zombie/virus/second coming/alien invasion apocalypse.
ME TOO.
but not a compound. I think I have a pretty good survival plan out in the open.
sitting still = death.
hint: have you ever seen a zombie piloting a ship?
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Left 4 Dead was pretty intense.
I played the demo, and was unable to commit to owning the game.
Too scary for me. Seriously.
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Left 4 Dead Intro Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbzyt79iSR0#ws-lq-lq2-hq)
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That's why I need to learn to shoot various firearms, Tru.
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>>That's why I need to learn to shoot various firearms, Tru.<<
Then acquire you must.
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That's why I need to learn to shoot various firearms, Tru.
Youre from Texas, I thought that that was an entry requirement to elementary school...
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I can borrow, during the learning phase.
Once everyone's a zombie, I mean... ammo and weapons will be readily available for me.
Right?
Can't sleep. Zombies will eat me.
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That's why I need to learn to shoot various firearms, Tru.
Youre from Texas, I thought that that was an entry requirement to elementary school...
Pellets don't have the kick that bullets seem to have.
And pellets won't do much against Zombies, or Communists.
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Return Of The Living Dead 3?
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Return of the Living Dead was the pinnacle of zombie couture.
(http://cottonandsand.com/sandandcotton/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/sqstriplinnea1.jpg)
I rest my case.
This would be my second favorite zombie movie. Linnea Quigly played a great role in that film.
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It has everything!
Bunch of young punks
And a smoking hot sado-masochist chick
In a clapped-out ghetto sled
Incredible 80's cheese music soundtrack
Plus the Cramps Surfing Dead
Zombie rain
A smoking hot sado-masochistic zombie
An atom bomb
Half a dog
Paramedics
More paramedics
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It has everything!
Bunch of young punks
And a smoking hot sado-masochist chick
In a clapped-out ghetto sled
Incredible 80's cheese music soundtrack
Plus the Cramps Surfing Dead
Zombie rain
A smoking hot sado-masochistic zombie
An atom bomb
Half a dog
Paramedics
More paramedics
And talking zombie torsos and the coolest zombie ever:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/a_little_voice/tarman.jpg)
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I fucking love Return of the Living Dead, that nasty zombie that krsna posted is co cute & cuddly.
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Clearly with his tar-like flesh, brilliant smile, and bugged-out eyes he is the a projection of the zombie enthusiast's racism, i.e. a "minstrel-show zombie".
Vote Obama!
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So you are married to Shaun of the Dead now?
i would fucking marry shaun of the dead if i could.
Ditto. And Hot Fuzz.
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So you are married to Shaun of the Dead now?
i would fucking marry shaun of the dead if i could.
Ditto. And Hot Fuzz.
have you seen Run, Fatboy, Run? Also hilarious.
And How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. It just has Simon Pegg in it but it's funny as shit.
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~giggle.
I want to put my application for new spouse now, please.
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Return Of The Living Dead 3?
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Return Of The Living Dead 3?
what about it?
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Seen it? Loved it? Hated it? Tits?
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Seen it? Loved it? Hated it? Tits?
I love Julie. I would make out with her.
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fag.
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Something about hot killer zombies gives me a semi...
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ROTLD3 had tits and all, but it was a pretty weak zombie movie.
I think the first zombie film I ever saw was Night of the Comet, also pretty weak, but WTF, I was like 11.
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Dude, how can a zombie movie be weak at 11?
It's either scary as shit, or more likely, piss funny.
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Yeah at that age every scary movie was scary and awe inspiring.
I saw Child's Play 2 & 3 on USA when I was 10 and that fucked my shit UP. Scared the bejesus out of me for so long. Now I love those movie (well, not so much 3 as much as 1 and 2).
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Dude, how can a zombie movie be weak at 11?
It's either scary as shit, or more likely, piss funny.
It's not a hardcore zombie movie, the zombies are technically zombies and it's not really gory or anything.
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ok...
Should we compile a list of Zombie movies seen, with a rating, something simple like thumbs up or thumbs down.
Because one of the greatest zombie movies I ever saw was Guitar Wolf:Wild Zero. It aint scary, and I honestly have no idea what the plot was, but it was a (demented) showcase for the worlds greatest Jet Rock'N'Roll band, Guitar Wolf. Thumbs Up!
Night of the Comet:Thumbs Down
Dawn of the Dead (original): Thumbs Up
Night of the Living Dead: Thumbs Up
Land of the Dead: ?
Day of the Dead: ?
Diary of the Dead: ?
Return of the Living Dead: Thumbs Up
Shaun of the Dead: Thumbs Up
Braindead: Thumbs Up
Zombie Strippers: Thumbs Up
Dawn of the Dead(remake): Thumbs up
Dance of the Dead: Thumbs Up
Trailor Park of Terror: Thumbs Up
28 Days Later: ?
28 Weeks Later: ?
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I liked Diary of the Dead.
Also Resident Evil: Extinction, but I haven't seen the first one
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I liked Diary of the Dead.
Also Resident Evil: Extinction, but I haven't seen the first one
1. I'm sure you did.
2. WTF? Watch the first one, it's the best. I like all the Resident Evils but I'm biased because I'm madly in love with Milla Jovovich.
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Dead Alive: Up
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Yeah, I know Braindead as Dead Alive. TWO THUMBS WWWWAAAAYAAYYAYAYAYA. Up.
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Yeah, I know Braindead as Dead Alive. TWO THUMBS WWWWAAAAYAAYYAYAYAYA. Up.
"I kick ass for THE LORD!"
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Best line ever.
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So you are married to Shaun of the Dead now?
i would fucking marry shaun of the dead if i could.
Ditto. And Hot Fuzz.
have you seen Run, Fatboy, Run? Also hilarious.
And How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. It just has Simon Pegg in it but it's funny as shit.
RFR was funny and kinda sweet, but only cuz they went out of their way to make Hank Azaria's character a shithead. For most of the movie he seemed sort of a little too perfect, but it still seemed out of character for him to turn into the giant asshole he ended up being. I would've liked it much better if they didn't throw that twist into it.
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I <3 Mosh because he liked Trailor Park of Terror.
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See, I am awesome!
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World War Z (2010) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816711/) based on the book of the same name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z). Can't wait. The book is fantastic if you haven't read it and like Zombie fiction.
My favorites:
28 Days Later (vastly better than 28 Weeks Later in my opinion).
Dawn of the Dead (Remake) -- fantastic all around, great ending.
Shaun of the Dead (best zomcom? lol)
I haven't seen many old flicks.
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I <3 Mosh because he liked Trailor Park of Terror.
I <3 Mosh because he brings me bottles of Irish Whiskey
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Oh Christ... I see a really rubbish sitcom in the making... Everybody Loves Mosh.
It'd better have a zombie massacre in it.
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World War Z (2010) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816711/) based on the book of the same name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z). Can't wait. The book is fantastic if you haven't read it and like Zombie fiction.
Duh, I already mentioned that! Geez, pay attention.
The Zombie Survival Guide is one of my favorite books, honestly. As is the next one he wrote, World War Z. Which is being turned into a (hopefully) really awesome movie.
Anyway, I thought of another movie worth watching. Fido. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and check it out.
And let's not forget Re-Animator and Night of the Creeps. Night of the Creeps is probably one of my faves. I really should own it.
Flight of the Living Dead was awful. Not even funny-bad just really not good. Also, there is a movie called Shatter Dead which is... fucking crazy. The idea behind it is actually pretty interesting. It's about a world with zombies (obviously) but the zombies are pretty much just like normal people except they're dead...ish. They're trying to "make a living" in a world that discriminates against zombie folk. Some living people want to help them out, some want to ignore them and a lot just want them dead. Anyway, good idea for a movie, but it was written, acted, and directed poorly. Also, there is some serious Jersey bush in one scene where the heroine wants to have sex with her undead boyfriend but he can't get it up so she ties a gun around his waist and goes to town on it. There is actual visible penetration with a fucking handgun.
Insane.
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I'm not sure why hearing you talk about zombies is turning me on.
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it's the gun fucking.
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Actually, I didn't even read the end of the post.
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Story of my life.
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No, it's not you Sarah, I have ADD like s00per bad. I can't read long posts unless you intermittently insert tit pics.
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Me too.
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I like all the Resident Evils but I'm biased because I'm madly in love with Milla Jovovich.
Oh yeah! It's funny most women just don't get why guys like her. But we do!
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this thread is gay, Mosh please supply me with liquor when you show up here later this year
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I like all the Resident Evils but I'm biased because I'm madly in love with Milla Jovovich.
Oh yeah! It's funny most women just don't get why guys like her. But we do!
what
i totally get it. i would ride that train cross country.
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Sarah, will you ever stop getting cooler?
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Sarah, will you ever stop getting cooler?
Not even after I'm dead.
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Oh! You are GOOD!
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Does this technically count as a zombie flick?
(http://www.britfilms.tv/v3/user_files/Image/Crank2PosterClips.jpg)
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If that movie had a face, I would stab it.
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what
i totally get it...
You are so not most women.
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I liked Diary of the Dead.
Also Resident Evil: Extinction, but I haven't seen the first one
1. I'm sure you did.
2. WTF? Watch the first one, it's the best. I like all the Resident Evils but I'm biased because I'm madly in love with Milla Jovovich.
If the first one was the best then the sequels must have been AWFUL. Resident Evil fucking sucked.
That said, Milla Jovovich is hot.
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what
i totally get it...
You are so not most women.
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I like all the Resident Evils but I'm biased because I'm madly in love with Milla Jovovich.
Oh yeah! It's funny most women just don't get why guys like her. But we do!
what
i totally get it. i would ride that train cross country.
Agreed- she is a babe. Not trying to jump on the Milla bandwagon but I've never heard anyone say they don't get why guys like her...
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I like all the Resident Evils but I'm biased because I'm madly in love with Milla Jovovich.
Oh yeah! It's funny most women just don't get why guys like her. But we do!
Most women = Tru's wife
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Sarah, will you ever stop getting cooler?
There IS a limit to how cool she can get.
Once she reaches that point, though, she ceases to exist in our universe altogether.
So, the limit is meaningless.
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She is already reaching the point of a goddess.
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If only I could grow a cock at will... You two would be taking turns sucking it.
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If only I could grow a cock at will... You two would be taking turns sucking it.
I wouldn't want to upset Neckbeard the Pirate.
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If only I could grow a cock at will... You two would be taking turns sucking it.
I wouldn't want to upset Neckbeard the Pirate.
ZING!
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If only I could grow a cock at will... You two would be taking turns sucking it.
I wouldn't want to upset Neckbeard the Pirate.
Lolz
Sarah is cool. Please come over and watch zombie movies with me. NOW!
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If only I could grow a cock at will... You two would be taking turns sucking it.
I wouldn't want to upset Neckbeard the Pirate.
I'd swashbuckle him over that she cock.
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I totally would.
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Most women = Tru's wife
And her friends. hehehehe
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All of this talk of zombies and nobody mentioned Beetle Juice? Har har har.
I saw "I Walked with a Zombie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036027/)", which is an old school movie from 1943, but it lacks the necessary gore and apocalyptic feel to fit in well with this list.
When it comes to those zombie movies, I give Dawn of the Dead top honors, Shaun of the Dead (which I just saw for the first time a few weeks back) gets high marks and I am Legend gets fail.
Here's a list of zombie movies (http://www.boxofficemojo.com/genres/chart/?id=zombie.htm) by box office gross
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or Reanimator?
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Off topic, but I LOVED Pumpkinhead. What a classic horror flick. Lance Henrikson is the fucking MAN.
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I am Legend gets fail.
The original film, "The Last Man on Earth", was pretty dramatic!
The Last Man on Earth (1964) - Public Domain (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6415726085148908432)
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or Reanimator?
I said Re-Animator, gaddammit.
Of course, it was surrounded by a bunch of other words and sentences in paragraph form so it would make sense that people like you and Ziggy might miss it.
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Of course I missed it... you think I actually read everything posted here?
Ooops, did I say that last bit out loud?