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Title: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: katie on April 20, 2009, 12:22:39 AM
there's so many people here!

i'm eating lindt dark ecuadorian chocolate in bed and watching grandma's boy.
trying to figure out what to do with my two whole days off. suggestions?


Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 12:23:28 AM
take a bunch of ambien and then try to stay awake for the whole two days!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 12:26:45 AM
fuck.

get a nice lunch.

take a long bath.

go for a walk.

fuck.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 12:27:08 AM
there's so many people here!

i'm eating lindt dark ecuadorian chocolate in bed and watching grandma's boy.
trying to figure out what to do with my two whole days off. suggestions?




Since bagman quit, I have truely missed you.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 12:27:21 AM
fuck.

get a nice lunch.

take a long bath.

go for a walk.

fuck.

you are SO GAY.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 12:28:19 AM
He also forgot to add to get a mani and a pedi as well.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 12:28:31 AM
you are SO GAY.
.....beat up some ho-bag from the internet for me.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 12:31:01 AM
you are SO GAY.
.....beat up some ho-bag from the internet for me.

sigh. she is mixed signaling me all over the place. i have decided to just back off and leave her alone until she comes to me. i am not good at playing the dude.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 12:33:40 AM
actually, i wanted katie to beat you up during her 2 days, for calling me gay.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 12:34:54 AM
actually, i wanted katie to beat you up during her 2 days, for calling me gay.

you shut up and help me hijack this thread to talk about ME.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 12:36:34 AM
actually, i wanted katie to beat you up during her 2 days, for calling me gay.
you shut up and help me hijack this thread to talk about ME.
it's already titled "Hey Hookers".
What more do you want??
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 12:37:25 AM
Katie,

You should drive down to NJ and hang out with C and I. We can be dorks and call boys and giggle and hang up on them, and drink wine coolers.

<3
Brook
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: katie on April 20, 2009, 12:44:58 AM
Wine coolers?! Kiwi strawberry ruined my life!
...and THAT is totally jacked from nick swardson's 'party' cd.

Driving down to hang out is a pretty good idea, but my boyfriend just called to invite me over for dinner tmrw eve. Never say no when an ultra talented chef wants to cook you dinner. So that's one night covered. No fucking, though, it's blowjob week.

I usually have Monday and Tuesday off each week. Kind of shit days to hang out for you two I'm sure...?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 12:47:07 AM
I heart nick swardson.  I also heart tricky.  I buttfart katie though.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 12:51:45 AM
sigh. she is mixed signaling me all over the place. i have decided to just back off and leave her alone until she comes to me. i am not good at playing the dude.

Try wearing a strap on next time you cam with her.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: katie on April 20, 2009, 12:54:30 AM
danzig: what if I post a naked pic of myself?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 12:56:57 AM
Fuck you, cuntface.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 12:59:59 AM
danzig: what if I post a naked pic of myself?

I can send him one if you want ?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 01:01:15 AM
OMG HJ that was fucking awesome! What a little slut.....
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: katie on April 20, 2009, 01:10:02 AM
Fuck you, cuntface.

Aww don't be like that, baby!
How about I let you roofie me and kick my teeth in? Piss in my bloody mouth or something? Think about the nice bonding time we could have!

Oops, hold up-- that's what I'd have to do to YOU to like you better.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 01:11:41 AM
See Dmoth, you do have a way in. Hit it man, Hit it !
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 01:17:01 AM
Nah man, even I wouldn't stoop that low.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 03:15:18 AM
Wine coolers?! Kiwi strawberry ruined my life!
...and THAT is totally jacked from nick swardson's 'party' cd.

Driving down to hang out is a pretty good idea, but my boyfriend just called to invite me over for dinner tmrw eve. Never say no when an ultra talented chef wants to cook you dinner. So that's one night covered. No fucking, though, it's blowjob week.

I usually have Monday and Tuesday off each week. Kind of shit days to hang out for you two I'm sure...?

Hmmm. Last Monday C and I went out. Monday is like the new Thursday in NYC. Or something. But yeah we both work those days... dammit! One of these days we will have another get together.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Lothar on April 20, 2009, 05:10:53 AM
You guys should definitely hit up Boogaloo, and report back to me.

Also, Otto's Shrunken Head.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 07:48:12 AM
You guys should definitely hit up Boogaloo, and report back to me.

Also, Otto's Shrunken Head.

I've been there a couple times, my ex had a show there once. haha
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Lothar on April 20, 2009, 07:54:05 AM
We played there a few times, as well.

Fun place if a little small.

We've also played the Pussycat Lounge.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 08:40:45 AM
But yeah we both work those days... dammit! One of these days we will have another get together.

June.
I can kill 3 birds with one stone!
Metaphorically.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 10:01:00 AM
That would require katie to take off for the weekend.

Katie, take off June 13 & 14 and come visit.

I can kill 3 birds with one stone!
Metaphorically.

Please don't kill me, C, and katie.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: katie on April 20, 2009, 11:54:48 AM
i'll be in NYC some weekend in may. boyfriend has work stuff so I'll be alone during the days.
june 13/14 could also be doable, but lucas is not allowed to murder any of us.

today so far i've stayed in bed til now... ive been playing with my new vibrator all morning. great day off so far!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 12:10:07 PM
we have more women here now

pictorial evidence is required to get attention, bitches
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 12:59:25 PM
Don't go meet Kaite in NYC, she doesn't show up.  :P
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Nitya on April 20, 2009, 01:12:37 PM
i'm eating lindt dark ecuadorian chocolate in bed and watching grandma's boy.
trying to figure out what to do with my two whole days off. suggestions?
Go grave digging.


I have a ten hour art test starting tomorrow. You win.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 01:13:12 PM
Art test?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: katie on April 20, 2009, 01:16:42 PM
i don't recall standing you up, but i can make it up to you in june if you go.
any non-sexual thoughts on how i could earn your forgiveness?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Nitya on April 20, 2009, 01:27:39 PM
Art test?
It's britain. We love tests over here.

You just create a piece of art (-Capt. Obvious).
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 01:32:33 PM
i don't recall standing you up, but i can make it up to you in june if you go.
any non-sexual thoughts on how i could earn your forgiveness?

You don't remember that time we were supposed to meet there to see The Bouncing Souls and flaked? No need to earn my forgiveness in any way, you were forgiven a long time ago.

I don't think that going to NYC to hang out with three women (and a half is Lucas is going) would go over too well on the home front anyway. I'll bet it's going to be a blast, I am so jealous.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 01:34:21 PM
Art test?
It's britain. We love tests over here.

You just create a piece of art (-Capt. Obvious).

But who decides if it's art or not, isn't that rather subjective? And who says it takes 10 hours to create it, isn't that rather arbitrary?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Nitya on April 20, 2009, 01:44:52 PM
But who decides if it's art or not, isn't that rather subjective? And who says it takes 10 hours to create it, isn't that rather arbitrary?
It is subjective, and it's comparative so they'll compare what I make against everyone else and that really sucks. I could be a B student in a class of A's ending up with a worse mark or a B student in a class of Cs ending up with a better mark. They do it in Geography too.

Btw You don't just go into the art exam and decide what you do then. We've had about 6/8 weeks prep work where you need to try things out, work out what is good what isn't. blah blah.. And if you pick to do something unachievable in ten hours, you really didn't deserve to pass anyway.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: hip on April 20, 2009, 01:58:30 PM
Now I remember.

What if you tell her about how the 3 women are going to be murdered by the 1/2 and you wanna watch. I'd totally let my boyfriend go watch some bitches get hacked up.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 02:00:11 PM
I remember something about tranny hookers and a dildo too. Right Luke??
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 02:19:17 PM
Now I remember.

What if you tell her about how the 3 women are going to be murdered by the 1/2 and you wanna watch. I'd totally let my boyfriend go watch some bitches get hacked up.

If I told her that's what was going on she'd want to go then too, and then it wouldn't be fair to her for me to go and her not to because she's with child.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 02:21:26 PM
Fuck this responsibility shit.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 02:25:01 PM
But who decides if it's art or not, isn't that rather subjective? And who says it takes 10 hours to create it, isn't that rather arbitrary?
It is subjective, and it's comparative so they'll compare what I make against everyone else and that really sucks. I could be a B student in a class of A's ending up with a worse mark or a B student in a class of Cs ending up with a better mark. They do it in Geography too.

Btw You don't just go into the art exam and decide what you do then. We've had about 6/8 weeks prep work where you need to try things out, work out what is good what isn't. blah blah.. And if you pick to do something unachievable in ten hours, you really didn't deserve to pass anyway.

What if your art takes just a few minutes?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Nitya on April 20, 2009, 02:34:15 PM
What if your art takes just a few minutes?
If it's one of those shit here's a slash on a piece of fabric representing the hole in society caused ... whatever or something like that, you're gonna damn fail.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 02:40:52 PM
Yeah, but what if it's something cool and thought provoking like goldfish in a blender that could be turned on? I mean, that's already been done, but surely there's something else artistic that could be done in less than 10 hours.

Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Yeah, but what if it's something cool and thought provoking like goldfish in a blender that could be turned on? I mean, that's already been done, but surely there's something else artistic that could be done in less than 10 hours.



No. All great art takes exactly ten hours. Didn't you read that chapter in your art book?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Nitya on April 20, 2009, 02:47:41 PM
Yeah, but what if it's something cool and thought provoking like goldfish in a blender that could be turned on? I mean, that's already been done, but surely there's something else artistic that could be done in less than 10 hours.
I read that as A goldfish in a blender thats turned on. My mind did a mental backflip.

You probably couldn't do that. We get an exam paper with a theme and list of artists. We have to research like three and use one as inspiration in our work. If you did an artist that does thought provoking things you would probably have to actually get the blender and goldfish, take pictures and then paint it from pics or whatever.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 02:56:42 PM
Well, just remember. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 06:54:33 PM
june 13/14 could also be doable, but lucas is not allowed to murder any of us.
I haven't murdered anyone yet, and I've met MELLO and ZOOMIE.  multiple times!
I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.

I think I'm pretty much murder-free.

I remember something about tranny hookers and a dildo too. Right Luke??

Yeah.  We were going to make a documentary about bagman's dildo-penis in NYC.
But I imagine he'll never send it to you now.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 06:57:14 PM
I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.

HAHAHA yeah that was funny. A Greek lesbian and a Persian midget tag teamed him. Good times.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 07:26:14 PM
I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.

HAHAHA yeah that was funny. A Greek lesbian and a Persian midget tag teamed him. Good times.

Mary had very little to do with that situation, and no contact with my junk.
The Persian, however, attempted multiple contacts.
This resulted in her being lifted bodily into the air until she was conversational again.
Which generally worked as a tactic.  I would suggest it to other people preparing to meet her.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 07:27:25 PM
She likes you, Luke. Goddess knows why...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 07:28:59 PM
But I imagine he'll never send it to you now.

And why not?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 03:51:39 AM
'cause it's in-route via FedEx to me ...

Odd, eh?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 21, 2009, 07:33:48 AM
Liar.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 10:48:44 PM
You'll see ...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 21, 2009, 10:50:51 PM
Liar!

Prove it! Gimme the tracking #.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 10:53:59 PM
KY6969696969LES9696DI96669CK
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 21, 2009, 10:54:45 PM
You suck.



Kyle's dildo.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 10:57:25 PM
Thing is; I COULD in a few days from now ...
Jealous?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 21, 2009, 10:59:07 PM
You're ornamented with fagoting.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 11:00:45 PM
Yer a cigarette!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 03:56:08 AM
Bundle of sticks you idiot.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 01:34:04 PM
Ornamented or not, I stole your prize!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 22, 2009, 02:35:28 PM
Ornamented or not, I stole your prize!

answer my text, faggot.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 02:39:01 PM
Awwww, why not just ask me here?
Heh ....
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: hip on April 23, 2009, 01:48:33 AM
days off have their losses. for example:

-approx. $200 spent in grocery money in a 48 hour period, because buying food/house stuff is better than buying clothing/make-up (in my fucked up shop-a-holic brain)
-since they are "days off", where weed smoking occurs more frequently than not, no real housework was done aside from putting up new curtains in the living room (and damn if i didn't put up and take down a few different sets of window panels multiple times because i just couldn't decide what i would hate the least)
-i gave exactly 3 blowjobs in the last 24 hours, mainly because i have my period (actually, i did it mostly because i enjoy it). the loss occurs in this given situation because i did not succeed in reaching orgasm until today around 3pm, menses finally over--thank christ-- while i was in the shower, with my vibrator, begging myself to stop.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 06:34:13 AM
I can't believe I didn't kidnap you years ago...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: daisymae on April 23, 2009, 08:23:31 AM
I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.

HAHAHA yeah that was funny. A Greek lesbian and a Persian midget tag teamed him. Good times.

Mary had very little to do with that situation, and no contact with my junk.
The Persian, however, attempted multiple contacts.
This resulted in her being lifted bodily into the air until she was conversational again.
Which generally worked as a tactic.  I would suggest it to other people preparing to meet her.

(http://getpaddedup.co.uk/images/bdm_ast_jock_box.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 23, 2009, 09:42:12 AM
-i gave exactly 3 blowjobs in the last 24 hours, mainly because i have my period (actually, i did it mostly because i enjoy it). the loss occurs in this given situation because i did not succeed in reaching orgasm until today around 3pm, menses finally over--thank christ-- while i was in the shower, with my vibrator, begging myself to stop.

Try some period sex, it's not THAT bad...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 23, 2009, 09:43:35 AM
Yes, it fucking is.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: ttfg on April 23, 2009, 09:45:22 AM
No, no it's not.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: mosh on April 23, 2009, 09:48:21 AM
No, no it's not.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 23, 2009, 09:49:37 AM
You guys are fucking sick.  I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: ttfg on April 23, 2009, 09:53:01 AM
Period sex = no licking clit. I have never met a girl who wanted me to go down there durring her period. I'm sure they are out there, I've just been lucky.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 09:57:31 AM
You guys are fucking sick.  I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.


i got the depo shot once and bled for 5 straight months. i wouldn't have sex because i was bleeding. i got so desperate that i was crying all the time. dave didn't think twice, we had loads of sex. i still hate period sex, though. like, really hate it. but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: underclass on April 23, 2009, 10:07:20 AM
I'll cross the red sea with a condom on.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 10:11:35 AM
one thing i can't stand is someone who's not freshly washed. i was about to get down with this girlfriend and the smell was terrible. i had to subtly try to get her to the shower. i swear, that taste never goes away and the smell stains your nostrils. BLECH.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 23, 2009, 10:14:10 AM
wtf, you guys it's just blood. i mean... you CAME FROM THERE you know. if it bothers you so much then do it in the shower.

besides, the way i roll there's gonna be blood whether i'm ragging or not.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 10:16:47 AM
if you're not limping you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 23, 2009, 01:57:11 PM
Your new av also scares me KC. You suck at the avatars.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 04:07:02 PM
im notdone with the creepies. wait till i pull out the guy me. and the baby me. BWAHAHAHAHA. my husband gets the heebie jeebies.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Nitya on April 23, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
im notdone with the creepies. wait till i pull out the guy me. and the baby me. BWAHAHAHAHA. my husband gets the heebie jeebies.
I actually went onto HF and looked through your album to see if they were there, couldn't find 'em.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 04:14:06 PM
i think they're just on my computer now. too bulky an album.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:38:11 PM
I loved being fucked while on the rag. Love getting dirty like that. Plus, it works wonders for cramps.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 04:46:09 PM
i don't like the cleanup.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 05:02:17 PM
I just end up fucking again in the shower afterwards.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 06:25:17 PM
I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

Well who wouldn't???
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 06:32:32 PM
I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

Well who wouldn't???

*raises hand*

i find that while i can pee on someone, i'm a bit averse to ingesting urine.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 06:36:58 PM
Sometimes...

Sometimes I feel like I don't even know you...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 06:38:18 PM
me too. i think i have multiple personality disorder so i bette get some killer prescriptions.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Wozzeck on April 24, 2009, 03:18:04 AM
Big fucking babies! Can't handle a little blood! Might as well just turn your penises in!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 04:36:29 AM
I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

you havent yet?

YOU ARE NOT A MAN!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 24, 2009, 09:12:13 AM
Big fucking babies! Can't handle a little blood! Might as well just turn your penises in!

About time somebody rational spoke up. I haven't yet met a women who didn't want to fuck when their axe wound was gushing.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: hip on April 24, 2009, 11:35:48 AM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 24, 2009, 11:53:26 AM
I'll just say that I do it because they want it, not because it's appealing to me.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: hip on April 24, 2009, 11:54:59 AM
i respect your menses protocol.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 24, 2009, 05:07:18 PM
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 24, 2009, 05:08:48 PM
Wow. Danzig is weird.

hahaha
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 05:09:54 PM
Actually, I would think he'd be right ...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 12:18:18 PM
Which generally worked as a tactic.  I would suggest it to other people preparing to meet her.
(http://getpaddedup.co.uk/images/bdm_ast_jock_box.jpg)
that is ALSO a good tactic!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 12:18:30 PM
Plus, it works wonders for cramps.
I used to do it to a specific girl for that very reason.  She was very grateful.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 25, 2009, 06:19:15 PM
Big fucking babies! Can't handle a little blood! Might as well just turn your penises in!

About time somebody rational spoke up. I haven't yet met a women who didn't want to fuck when their axe wound was gushing.

Seriously. If you're worried about the mess just put a towel down and shower after.

You guys are fucking sick.  I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

Necessary?!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 06:54:01 PM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.

Meh. Don't worry little princess, you won't notice anything but the back of my hand coming at you...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 07:01:29 PM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess, ...

...you'll be face-down in a pile of pillows.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 07:02:39 PM
It doesn't bother me.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 07:04:03 PM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess, ...

...the roofies will hit you long before then.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 07:05:54 PM
Are you mocking me?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 25, 2009, 07:07:09 PM
actually, i think he's MOSTLY mocking katie.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 07:09:14 PM
She does have a habbit of looking at the cock sliping in and out though.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 25, 2009, 07:18:09 PM
She does have a habbit of looking at the cock sliping in and out though.

I think we all like to do that.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 07:19:07 PM
What would porn be without the cock slipping in and out?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 07:21:05 PM
What would porn be without the cock slipping in and out?

Last night.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 07:22:54 PM
actually, i think he's MOSTLY mocking katie.

and maybe trying to get other people involved, such that a meme forms.
that may be asking for too much, though.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 07:23:38 PM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess,...

...it'll be mixed in with all of the other blood; you won't even notice.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 07:25:57 PM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess,...

...I'll make sure you're blindfolded and gagged before I tie you down...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 07:35:21 PM
Don't worry little princess. You won't notice after I hack off your limbs BEFORE the gangbang.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: mosh on April 26, 2009, 02:00:30 AM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess, ...

...you'll be face-down in a pile of pillows.
It doesn't bother me.

I'm going to have to reassess what I know about daisymae... it doesnt bother her to see a lil blood on her dick?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: daisymae on April 26, 2009, 01:21:54 PM


I'm going to have to reassess what I know about daisymae... it doesnt bother her to see a lil blood on her dick?

Nah, I just wash my dick off after. Good as new!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Nitya on April 26, 2009, 03:55:35 PM
Nah, I just wash my dick off after. Good as new!
I've heard Bleach works well.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 04:52:07 PM
God, it's just blood.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Nitya on April 26, 2009, 05:30:40 PM
God, it's just blood.
But.. but bleach works well with everything.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 06:50:34 PM
it doesn't work well with colorful clothes!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: daisymae on April 26, 2009, 07:41:30 PM
You fuck with your clothes on?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: hip on April 26, 2009, 07:42:12 PM
sometimes that's fun.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: kc on April 26, 2009, 08:53:47 PM
this is Truth. especially with your shoes still on.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Nitya on April 27, 2009, 12:22:29 PM
You fuck with your clothes on?
Not just any clothes, colourful clothes.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: hip on April 27, 2009, 01:25:33 PM
this morning after coffee and toast, i was getting ready to leave and start my day, my boyfriend working away on his laptop... i was finishing up the morning dishes, dressed in a little summer miniskirt and tank top, sunglasses on and ready to go...

he comes up behind me while we were small-talking about our day ahead, and shuts me up with his fingers rubbing my pussy through my panties, bends me over the kitchen counter, flips up my skirt, pulls my little green polka dot panties down, and fucks me right there. he finishes by turning me around and pushing me to my knees so he can watch me swallow his cum and touch myself to cum with him. an excellent start to another great day off.

today for lunch i'm making a grapefruit, orange and avocado salad, on a bed of organic baby spinach, with a homemade lemon-pepper vinaigrette. oh baby.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 27, 2009, 02:25:18 PM
oh ok
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 27, 2009, 02:41:19 PM
Katie should start the sex version of twitter. It would be called fucker.

Fucker: eating toast while getting reamed by bf in kitchen.

2 minutes later:

Fucker: now swallowing cum. what a nutricious breakfast.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 27, 2009, 02:54:20 PM
Protein, right?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 04:09:56 PM
Hmmmm ....
I wonder ....
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 04:12:20 PM
If cum was good for you they would put it in beer.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 04:21:02 PM
Well, yes, that too ...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 27, 2009, 10:26:47 PM
Katie should start the sex version of twitter. It would be called fucker.
Awwww...

clitter.com is already taken...
so it twatter.com...  :'(
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 10:32:28 PM
fookher.com is open
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Thrash on April 28, 2009, 01:53:52 AM
Hmmmm ...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: hip on April 28, 2009, 08:51:41 AM
 i probably read too much literotica.com.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 28, 2009, 09:39:10 AM
i love that website too!
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 28, 2009, 10:13:53 PM
also me. haven't been there in a while, though.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: mosh on April 29, 2009, 04:58:48 AM
Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 29, 2009, 09:19:08 AM
Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?
You have to know your target market.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 09:55:55 AM
Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?

i like to alternate between porn and erotica. sometimes my imagination (you know, thinking about bagman's penis).
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: mosh on April 29, 2009, 10:07:20 AM
If I wasnt so desensitised, I'd have gone "ewwww" at that last statement.

Now, I only go "meh"...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 12:02:36 PM
Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?

For the most part, that is true.....but stories are great for the uber-kinky specific fetishes that one may have.
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 02:51:40 PM
If I wasnt so desensitised

Circumcised, huh?
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on April 29, 2009, 07:33:20 PM
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: mosh on April 30, 2009, 04:15:22 AM
If I wasnt so desensitised

Circumcised, huh?

I am cut. But that's not what I meant...
Title: Re: Hey, Hookers.
Post by: taiko on May 27, 2009, 11:37:02 PM
You guys are fucking sick.  I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.


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