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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: katie on April 20, 2009, 12:22:39 AM
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there's so many people here!
i'm eating lindt dark ecuadorian chocolate in bed and watching grandma's boy.
trying to figure out what to do with my two whole days off. suggestions?
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take a bunch of ambien and then try to stay awake for the whole two days!
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fuck.
get a nice lunch.
take a long bath.
go for a walk.
fuck.
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there's so many people here!
i'm eating lindt dark ecuadorian chocolate in bed and watching grandma's boy.
trying to figure out what to do with my two whole days off. suggestions?
Since bagman quit, I have truely missed you.
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fuck.
get a nice lunch.
take a long bath.
go for a walk.
fuck.
you are SO GAY.
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He also forgot to add to get a mani and a pedi as well.
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you are SO GAY.
.....beat up some ho-bag from the internet for me.
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you are SO GAY.
.....beat up some ho-bag from the internet for me.
sigh. she is mixed signaling me all over the place. i have decided to just back off and leave her alone until she comes to me. i am not good at playing the dude.
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actually, i wanted katie to beat you up during her 2 days, for calling me gay.
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actually, i wanted katie to beat you up during her 2 days, for calling me gay.
you shut up and help me hijack this thread to talk about ME.
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actually, i wanted katie to beat you up during her 2 days, for calling me gay.
you shut up and help me hijack this thread to talk about ME.
it's already titled "Hey Hookers".
What more do you want??
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Katie,
You should drive down to NJ and hang out with C and I. We can be dorks and call boys and giggle and hang up on them, and drink wine coolers.
<3
Brook
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Wine coolers?! Kiwi strawberry ruined my life!
...and THAT is totally jacked from nick swardson's 'party' cd.
Driving down to hang out is a pretty good idea, but my boyfriend just called to invite me over for dinner tmrw eve. Never say no when an ultra talented chef wants to cook you dinner. So that's one night covered. No fucking, though, it's blowjob week.
I usually have Monday and Tuesday off each week. Kind of shit days to hang out for you two I'm sure...?
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I heart nick swardson. I also heart tricky. I buttfart katie though.
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sigh. she is mixed signaling me all over the place. i have decided to just back off and leave her alone until she comes to me. i am not good at playing the dude.
Try wearing a strap on next time you cam with her.
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danzig: what if I post a naked pic of myself?
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Fuck you, cuntface.
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danzig: what if I post a naked pic of myself?
I can send him one if you want ?
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OMG HJ that was fucking awesome! What a little slut.....
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Fuck you, cuntface.
Aww don't be like that, baby!
How about I let you roofie me and kick my teeth in? Piss in my bloody mouth or something? Think about the nice bonding time we could have!
Oops, hold up-- that's what I'd have to do to YOU to like you better.
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See Dmoth, you do have a way in. Hit it man, Hit it !
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Nah man, even I wouldn't stoop that low.
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Wine coolers?! Kiwi strawberry ruined my life!
...and THAT is totally jacked from nick swardson's 'party' cd.
Driving down to hang out is a pretty good idea, but my boyfriend just called to invite me over for dinner tmrw eve. Never say no when an ultra talented chef wants to cook you dinner. So that's one night covered. No fucking, though, it's blowjob week.
I usually have Monday and Tuesday off each week. Kind of shit days to hang out for you two I'm sure...?
Hmmm. Last Monday C and I went out. Monday is like the new Thursday in NYC. Or something. But yeah we both work those days... dammit! One of these days we will have another get together.
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You guys should definitely hit up Boogaloo, and report back to me.
Also, Otto's Shrunken Head.
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You guys should definitely hit up Boogaloo, and report back to me.
Also, Otto's Shrunken Head.
I've been there a couple times, my ex had a show there once. haha
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We played there a few times, as well.
Fun place if a little small.
We've also played the Pussycat Lounge.
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But yeah we both work those days... dammit! One of these days we will have another get together.
June.
I can kill 3 birds with one stone!
Metaphorically.
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That would require katie to take off for the weekend.
Katie, take off June 13 & 14 and come visit.
I can kill 3 birds with one stone!
Metaphorically.
Please don't kill me, C, and katie.
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i'll be in NYC some weekend in may. boyfriend has work stuff so I'll be alone during the days.
june 13/14 could also be doable, but lucas is not allowed to murder any of us.
today so far i've stayed in bed til now... ive been playing with my new vibrator all morning. great day off so far!
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we have more women here now
pictorial evidence is required to get attention, bitches
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Don't go meet Kaite in NYC, she doesn't show up. :P
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i'm eating lindt dark ecuadorian chocolate in bed and watching grandma's boy.
trying to figure out what to do with my two whole days off. suggestions?
Go grave digging.
I have a ten hour art test starting tomorrow. You win.
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Art test?
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i don't recall standing you up, but i can make it up to you in june if you go.
any non-sexual thoughts on how i could earn your forgiveness?
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Art test?
It's britain. We love tests over here.
You just create a piece of art (-Capt. Obvious).
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i don't recall standing you up, but i can make it up to you in june if you go.
any non-sexual thoughts on how i could earn your forgiveness?
You don't remember that time we were supposed to meet there to see The Bouncing Souls and flaked? No need to earn my forgiveness in any way, you were forgiven a long time ago.
I don't think that going to NYC to hang out with three women (and a half is Lucas is going) would go over too well on the home front anyway. I'll bet it's going to be a blast, I am so jealous.
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Art test?
It's britain. We love tests over here.
You just create a piece of art (-Capt. Obvious).
But who decides if it's art or not, isn't that rather subjective? And who says it takes 10 hours to create it, isn't that rather arbitrary?
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But who decides if it's art or not, isn't that rather subjective? And who says it takes 10 hours to create it, isn't that rather arbitrary?
It is subjective, and it's comparative so they'll compare what I make against everyone else and that really sucks. I could be a B student in a class of A's ending up with a worse mark or a B student in a class of Cs ending up with a better mark. They do it in Geography too.
Btw You don't just go into the art exam and decide what you do then. We've had about 6/8 weeks prep work where you need to try things out, work out what is good what isn't. blah blah.. And if you pick to do something unachievable in ten hours, you really didn't deserve to pass anyway.
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Now I remember.
What if you tell her about how the 3 women are going to be murdered by the 1/2 and you wanna watch. I'd totally let my boyfriend go watch some bitches get hacked up.
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I remember something about tranny hookers and a dildo too. Right Luke??
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Now I remember.
What if you tell her about how the 3 women are going to be murdered by the 1/2 and you wanna watch. I'd totally let my boyfriend go watch some bitches get hacked up.
If I told her that's what was going on she'd want to go then too, and then it wouldn't be fair to her for me to go and her not to because she's with child.
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Fuck this responsibility shit.
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But who decides if it's art or not, isn't that rather subjective? And who says it takes 10 hours to create it, isn't that rather arbitrary?
It is subjective, and it's comparative so they'll compare what I make against everyone else and that really sucks. I could be a B student in a class of A's ending up with a worse mark or a B student in a class of Cs ending up with a better mark. They do it in Geography too.
Btw You don't just go into the art exam and decide what you do then. We've had about 6/8 weeks prep work where you need to try things out, work out what is good what isn't. blah blah.. And if you pick to do something unachievable in ten hours, you really didn't deserve to pass anyway.
What if your art takes just a few minutes?
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What if your art takes just a few minutes?
If it's one of those shit here's a slash on a piece of fabric representing the hole in society caused ... whatever or something like that, you're gonna damn fail.
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Yeah, but what if it's something cool and thought provoking like goldfish in a blender that could be turned on? I mean, that's already been done, but surely there's something else artistic that could be done in less than 10 hours.
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Yeah, but what if it's something cool and thought provoking like goldfish in a blender that could be turned on? I mean, that's already been done, but surely there's something else artistic that could be done in less than 10 hours.
No. All great art takes exactly ten hours. Didn't you read that chapter in your art book?
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Yeah, but what if it's something cool and thought provoking like goldfish in a blender that could be turned on? I mean, that's already been done, but surely there's something else artistic that could be done in less than 10 hours.
I read that as A goldfish in a blender thats turned on. My mind did a mental backflip.
You probably couldn't do that. We get an exam paper with a theme and list of artists. We have to research like three and use one as inspiration in our work. If you did an artist that does thought provoking things you would probably have to actually get the blender and goldfish, take pictures and then paint it from pics or whatever.
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Well, just remember. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
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june 13/14 could also be doable, but lucas is not allowed to murder any of us.
I haven't murdered anyone yet, and I've met MELLO and ZOOMIE. multiple times!
I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.
I think I'm pretty much murder-free.
I remember something about tranny hookers and a dildo too. Right Luke??
Yeah. We were going to make a documentary about bagman's dildo-penis in NYC.
But I imagine he'll never send it to you now.
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I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.
HAHAHA yeah that was funny. A Greek lesbian and a Persian midget tag teamed him. Good times.
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I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.
HAHAHA yeah that was funny. A Greek lesbian and a Persian midget tag teamed him. Good times.
Mary had very little to do with that situation, and no contact with my junk.
The Persian, however, attempted multiple contacts.
This resulted in her being lifted bodily into the air until she was conversational again.
Which generally worked as a tactic. I would suggest it to other people preparing to meet her.
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She likes you, Luke. Goddess knows why...
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But I imagine he'll never send it to you now.
And why not?
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'cause it's in-route via FedEx to me ...
Odd, eh?
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Liar.
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You'll see ...
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Liar!
Prove it! Gimme the tracking #.
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KY6969696969LES9696DI96669CK
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You suck.
Kyle's dildo.
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Thing is; I COULD in a few days from now ...
Jealous?
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You're ornamented with fagoting.
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Yer a cigarette!
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Bundle of sticks you idiot.
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Ornamented or not, I stole your prize!
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Ornamented or not, I stole your prize!
answer my text, faggot.
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Awwww, why not just ask me here?
Heh ....
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days off have their losses. for example:
-approx. $200 spent in grocery money in a 48 hour period, because buying food/house stuff is better than buying clothing/make-up (in my fucked up shop-a-holic brain)
-since they are "days off", where weed smoking occurs more frequently than not, no real housework was done aside from putting up new curtains in the living room (and damn if i didn't put up and take down a few different sets of window panels multiple times because i just couldn't decide what i would hate the least)
-i gave exactly 3 blowjobs in the last 24 hours, mainly because i have my period (actually, i did it mostly because i enjoy it). the loss occurs in this given situation because i did not succeed in reaching orgasm until today around 3pm, menses finally over--thank christ-- while i was in the shower, with my vibrator, begging myself to stop.
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I can't believe I didn't kidnap you years ago...
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I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.
HAHAHA yeah that was funny. A Greek lesbian and a Persian midget tag teamed him. Good times.
Mary had very little to do with that situation, and no contact with my junk.
The Persian, however, attempted multiple contacts.
This resulted in her being lifted bodily into the air until she was conversational again.
Which generally worked as a tactic. I would suggest it to other people preparing to meet her.
(http://getpaddedup.co.uk/images/bdm_ast_jock_box.jpg)
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-i gave exactly 3 blowjobs in the last 24 hours, mainly because i have my period (actually, i did it mostly because i enjoy it). the loss occurs in this given situation because i did not succeed in reaching orgasm until today around 3pm, menses finally over--thank christ-- while i was in the shower, with my vibrator, begging myself to stop.
Try some period sex, it's not THAT bad...
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Yes, it fucking is.
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No, no it's not.
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No, no it's not.
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You guys are fucking sick. I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.
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Period sex = no licking clit. I have never met a girl who wanted me to go down there durring her period. I'm sure they are out there, I've just been lucky.
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You guys are fucking sick. I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.
i got the depo shot once and bled for 5 straight months. i wouldn't have sex because i was bleeding. i got so desperate that i was crying all the time. dave didn't think twice, we had loads of sex. i still hate period sex, though. like, really hate it. but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
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I'll cross the red sea with a condom on.
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one thing i can't stand is someone who's not freshly washed. i was about to get down with this girlfriend and the smell was terrible. i had to subtly try to get her to the shower. i swear, that taste never goes away and the smell stains your nostrils. BLECH.
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wtf, you guys it's just blood. i mean... you CAME FROM THERE you know. if it bothers you so much then do it in the shower.
besides, the way i roll there's gonna be blood whether i'm ragging or not.
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if you're not limping you're doing it wrong.
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Your new av also scares me KC. You suck at the avatars.
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im notdone with the creepies. wait till i pull out the guy me. and the baby me. BWAHAHAHAHA. my husband gets the heebie jeebies.
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im notdone with the creepies. wait till i pull out the guy me. and the baby me. BWAHAHAHAHA. my husband gets the heebie jeebies.
I actually went onto HF and looked through your album to see if they were there, couldn't find 'em.
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i think they're just on my computer now. too bulky an album.
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I loved being fucked while on the rag. Love getting dirty like that. Plus, it works wonders for cramps.
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i don't like the cleanup.
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I just end up fucking again in the shower afterwards.
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I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.
Well who wouldn't???
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I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.
Well who wouldn't???
*raises hand*
i find that while i can pee on someone, i'm a bit averse to ingesting urine.
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Sometimes...
Sometimes I feel like I don't even know you...
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me too. i think i have multiple personality disorder so i bette get some killer prescriptions.
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Big fucking babies! Can't handle a little blood! Might as well just turn your penises in!
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I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.
you havent yet?
YOU ARE NOT A MAN!
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Big fucking babies! Can't handle a little blood! Might as well just turn your penises in!
About time somebody rational spoke up. I haven't yet met a women who didn't want to fuck when their axe wound was gushing.
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seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
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I'll just say that I do it because they want it, not because it's appealing to me.
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i respect your menses protocol.
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Wow. Danzig is weird.
hahaha
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Actually, I would think he'd be right ...
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Which generally worked as a tactic. I would suggest it to other people preparing to meet her.
(http://getpaddedup.co.uk/images/bdm_ast_jock_box.jpg)
that is ALSO a good tactic!
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Plus, it works wonders for cramps.
I used to do it to a specific girl for that very reason. She was very grateful.
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Big fucking babies! Can't handle a little blood! Might as well just turn your penises in!
About time somebody rational spoke up. I haven't yet met a women who didn't want to fuck when their axe wound was gushing.
Seriously. If you're worried about the mess just put a towel down and shower after.
You guys are fucking sick. I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.
Necessary?!
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seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Meh. Don't worry little princess, you won't notice anything but the back of my hand coming at you...
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seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess, ...
...you'll be face-down in a pile of pillows.
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It doesn't bother me.
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seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess, ...
...the roofies will hit you long before then.
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Are you mocking me?
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actually, i think he's MOSTLY mocking katie.
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She does have a habbit of looking at the cock sliping in and out though.
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She does have a habbit of looking at the cock sliping in and out though.
I think we all like to do that.
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What would porn be without the cock slipping in and out?
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What would porn be without the cock slipping in and out?
Last night.
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actually, i think he's MOSTLY mocking katie.
and maybe trying to get other people involved, such that a meme forms.
that may be asking for too much, though.
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seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess,...
...it'll be mixed in with all of the other blood; you won't even notice.
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seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess,...
...I'll make sure you're blindfolded and gagged before I tie you down...
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Don't worry little princess. You won't notice after I hack off your limbs BEFORE the gangbang.
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seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess, ...
...you'll be face-down in a pile of pillows.
It doesn't bother me.
I'm going to have to reassess what I know about daisymae... it doesnt bother her to see a lil blood on her dick?
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I'm going to have to reassess what I know about daisymae... it doesnt bother her to see a lil blood on her dick?
Nah, I just wash my dick off after. Good as new!
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Nah, I just wash my dick off after. Good as new!
I've heard Bleach works well.
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God, it's just blood.
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God, it's just blood.
But.. but bleach works well with everything.
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it doesn't work well with colorful clothes!
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You fuck with your clothes on?
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sometimes that's fun.
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this is Truth. especially with your shoes still on.
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You fuck with your clothes on?
Not just any clothes, colourful clothes.
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this morning after coffee and toast, i was getting ready to leave and start my day, my boyfriend working away on his laptop... i was finishing up the morning dishes, dressed in a little summer miniskirt and tank top, sunglasses on and ready to go...
he comes up behind me while we were small-talking about our day ahead, and shuts me up with his fingers rubbing my pussy through my panties, bends me over the kitchen counter, flips up my skirt, pulls my little green polka dot panties down, and fucks me right there. he finishes by turning me around and pushing me to my knees so he can watch me swallow his cum and touch myself to cum with him. an excellent start to another great day off.
today for lunch i'm making a grapefruit, orange and avocado salad, on a bed of organic baby spinach, with a homemade lemon-pepper vinaigrette. oh baby.
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oh ok
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Katie should start the sex version of twitter. It would be called fucker.
Fucker: eating toast while getting reamed by bf in kitchen.
2 minutes later:
Fucker: now swallowing cum. what a nutricious breakfast.
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Protein, right?
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Hmmmm ....
I wonder ....
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If cum was good for you they would put it in beer.
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Well, yes, that too ...
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Katie should start the sex version of twitter. It would be called fucker.
Awwww...
clitter.com is already taken...
so it twatter.com... :'(
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fookher.com is open
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Hmmmm ...
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i probably read too much literotica.com.
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i love that website too!
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also me. haven't been there in a while, though.
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Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?
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Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?
You have to know your target market.
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Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?
i like to alternate between porn and erotica. sometimes my imagination (you know, thinking about bagman's penis).
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If I wasnt so desensitised, I'd have gone "ewwww" at that last statement.
Now, I only go "meh"...
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Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?
For the most part, that is true.....but stories are great for the uber-kinky specific fetishes that one may have.
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If I wasnt so desensitised
Circumcised, huh?
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If I wasnt so desensitised
Circumcised, huh?
I am cut. But that's not what I meant...
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You guys are fucking sick. I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.
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