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hip insulted my heritage, but did it while talking about watching porn. Fyre called someone out over grammar, Dave is still in JAX where it may be illegal to be Mexican and Zoomie is too dumb to be Sakhi but could be someone else. This thread is 17% about Si.

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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #90 on: April 23, 2009, 06:38:18 PM
me too. i think i have multiple personality disorder so i bette get some killer prescriptions.
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #91 on: April 24, 2009, 03:18:04 AM
Big fucking babies! Can't handle a little blood! Might as well just turn your penises in!
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #92 on: April 24, 2009, 04:36:29 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on April 23, 2009, 09:49:37 AM
I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

you havent yet?

YOU ARE NOT A MAN!
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #93 on: April 24, 2009, 09:12:13 AM
Quote from: Wozzeck on April 24, 2009, 03:18:04 AM
Big fucking babies! Can't handle a little blood! Might as well just turn your penises in!

About time somebody rational spoke up. I haven't yet met a women who didn't want to fuck when their axe wound was gushing.
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #94 on: April 24, 2009, 11:35:48 AM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #95 on: April 24, 2009, 11:53:26 AM
I'll just say that I do it because they want it, not because it's appealing to me.
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #96 on: April 24, 2009, 11:54:59 AM
i respect your menses protocol.
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #97 on: April 24, 2009, 05:07:18 PM
« Last Edit: April 24, 2009, 05:07:45 PM by Drugmoth »
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #98 on: April 24, 2009, 05:08:48 PM
Wow. Danzig is weird.

hahaha
« Last Edit: April 24, 2009, 05:08:59 PM by tricky »
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #99 on: April 24, 2009, 05:09:54 PM
Actually, I would think he'd be right ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #100 on: April 25, 2009, 12:18:18 PM
Quote from: daisymae on April 23, 2009, 08:23:31 AM
Quote from: eitje on April 20, 2009, 07:26:14 PM
Which generally worked as a tactic.  I would suggest it to other people preparing to meet her.

that is ALSO a good tactic!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #101 on: April 25, 2009, 12:18:30 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:38:11 PM
Plus, it works wonders for cramps.
I used to do it to a specific girl for that very reason.  She was very grateful.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #102 on: April 25, 2009, 06:19:15 PM
Quote from: krapsna on April 24, 2009, 09:12:13 AM
Quote from: Wozzeck on April 24, 2009, 03:18:04 AM
Big fucking babies! Can't handle a little blood! Might as well just turn your penises in!

About time somebody rational spoke up. I haven't yet met a women who didn't want to fuck when their axe wound was gushing.

Seriously. If you're worried about the mess just put a towel down and shower after.

Quote from: Drugmoth on April 23, 2009, 09:49:37 AM
You guys are fucking sick.  I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

Necessary?!
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #103 on: April 25, 2009, 06:54:01 PM
Quote from: hip on April 24, 2009, 11:35:48 AM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.

Meh. Don't worry little princess, you won't notice anything but the back of my hand coming at you...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #104 on: April 25, 2009, 07:01:29 PM
Quote from: hip on April 24, 2009, 11:35:48 AM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess, ...

...you'll be face-down in a pile of pillows.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #105 on: April 25, 2009, 07:02:39 PM
It doesn't bother me.
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #106 on: April 25, 2009, 07:04:03 PM
Quote from: hip on April 24, 2009, 11:35:48 AM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess, ...

...the roofies will hit you long before then.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #107 on: April 25, 2009, 07:05:54 PM
Are you mocking me?
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #108 on: April 25, 2009, 07:07:09 PM
actually, i think he's MOSTLY mocking katie.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #109 on: April 25, 2009, 07:09:14 PM
She does have a habbit of looking at the cock sliping in and out though.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #110 on: April 25, 2009, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 25, 2009, 07:09:14 PM
She does have a habbit of looking at the cock sliping in and out though.

I think we all like to do that.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #111 on: April 25, 2009, 07:19:07 PM
What would porn be without the cock slipping in and out?
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #112 on: April 25, 2009, 07:21:05 PM
Quote from: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 07:19:07 PM
What would porn be without the cock slipping in and out?

Last night.
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #113 on: April 25, 2009, 07:22:54 PM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on April 25, 2009, 07:07:09 PM
actually, i think he's MOSTLY mocking katie.

and maybe trying to get other people involved, such that a meme forms.
that may be asking for too much, though.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2009, 07:24:41 PM by eitje »
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #114 on: April 25, 2009, 07:23:38 PM
Quote from: hip on April 24, 2009, 11:35:48 AM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess,...

...it'll be mixed in with all of the other blood; you won't even notice.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #115 on: April 25, 2009, 07:25:57 PM
Quote from: hip on April 24, 2009, 11:35:48 AM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess,...

...I'll make sure you're blindfolded and gagged before I tie you down...
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #116 on: April 25, 2009, 07:35:21 PM
Don't worry little princess. You won't notice after I hack off your limbs BEFORE the gangbang.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #117 on: April 26, 2009, 02:00:30 AM
Quote from: eitje on April 25, 2009, 07:01:29 PM
Quote from: hip on April 24, 2009, 11:35:48 AM
seeing my own period blood on a man just kills the mood for me.
Don't worry little princess, ...

...you'll be face-down in a pile of pillows.
Quote from: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 07:02:39 PM
It doesn't bother me.

I'm going to have to reassess what I know about daisymae... it doesnt bother her to see a lil blood on her dick?
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #118 on: April 26, 2009, 01:21:54 PM
Quote from: Mosh on April 26, 2009, 02:00:30 AM


I'm going to have to reassess what I know about daisymae... it doesnt bother her to see a lil blood on her dick?

Nah, I just wash my dick off after. Good as new!
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Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #119 on: April 26, 2009, 03:55:35 PM
Quote from: daisymae on April 26, 2009, 01:21:54 PM
Nah, I just wash my dick off after. Good as new!
I've heard Bleach works well.
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