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Hey, Hookers.(Read 27653 times)
Hey, Hookers. on: April 20, 2009, 12:22:39 AM
there's so many people here!

i'm eating lindt dark ecuadorian chocolate in bed and watching grandma's boy.
trying to figure out what to do with my two whole days off. suggestions?





Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 12:23:28 AM
take a bunch of ambien and then try to stay awake for the whole two days!
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 12:26:45 AM
fuck.

get a nice lunch.

take a long bath.

go for a walk.

fuck.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 12:27:08 AM
there's so many people here!

i'm eating lindt dark ecuadorian chocolate in bed and watching grandma's boy.
trying to figure out what to do with my two whole days off. suggestions?




Since bagman quit, I have truely missed you.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 12:27:21 AM
fuck.

get a nice lunch.

take a long bath.

go for a walk.

fuck.

you are SO GAY.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 12:28:19 AM
He also forgot to add to get a mani and a pedi as well.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 12:45:54 AM by 13chemicals »



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 12:28:31 AM
you are SO GAY.
.....beat up some ho-bag from the internet for me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 12:31:01 AM
you are SO GAY.
.....beat up some ho-bag from the internet for me.

sigh. she is mixed signaling me all over the place. i have decided to just back off and leave her alone until she comes to me. i am not good at playing the dude.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 12:33:40 AM
actually, i wanted katie to beat you up during her 2 days, for calling me gay.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #9 on: April 20, 2009, 12:34:54 AM
actually, i wanted katie to beat you up during her 2 days, for calling me gay.

you shut up and help me hijack this thread to talk about ME.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #10 on: April 20, 2009, 12:36:34 AM
actually, i wanted katie to beat you up during her 2 days, for calling me gay.
you shut up and help me hijack this thread to talk about ME.
it's already titled "Hey Hookers".
What more do you want??
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #11 on: April 20, 2009, 12:37:25 AM
Katie,

You should drive down to NJ and hang out with C and I. We can be dorks and call boys and giggle and hang up on them, and drink wine coolers.

<3
Brook
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #12 on: April 20, 2009, 12:44:58 AM
Wine coolers?! Kiwi strawberry ruined my life!
...and THAT is totally jacked from nick swardson's 'party' cd.

Driving down to hang out is a pretty good idea, but my boyfriend just called to invite me over for dinner tmrw eve. Never say no when an ultra talented chef wants to cook you dinner. So that's one night covered. No fucking, though, it's blowjob week.

I usually have Monday and Tuesday off each week. Kind of shit days to hang out for you two I'm sure...?



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #13 on: April 20, 2009, 12:47:07 AM
I heart nick swardson.  I also heart tricky.  I buttfart katie though.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 12:51:45 AM
sigh. she is mixed signaling me all over the place. i have decided to just back off and leave her alone until she comes to me. i am not good at playing the dude.

Try wearing a strap on next time you cam with her.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 12:53:09 AM by homeless-joe »
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #15 on: April 20, 2009, 12:54:30 AM
danzig: what if I post a naked pic of myself?



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #16 on: April 20, 2009, 12:56:57 AM
Fuck you, cuntface.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #17 on: April 20, 2009, 12:59:59 AM
danzig: what if I post a naked pic of myself?

I can send him one if you want ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #18 on: April 20, 2009, 01:01:15 AM
OMG HJ that was fucking awesome! What a little slut.....
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #19 on: April 20, 2009, 01:10:02 AM
Fuck you, cuntface.

Aww don't be like that, baby!
How about I let you roofie me and kick my teeth in? Piss in my bloody mouth or something? Think about the nice bonding time we could have!

Oops, hold up-- that's what I'd have to do to YOU to like you better.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 01:11:12 AM by katie »



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #20 on: April 20, 2009, 01:11:41 AM
See Dmoth, you do have a way in. Hit it man, Hit it !
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #21 on: April 20, 2009, 01:17:01 AM
Nah man, even I wouldn't stoop that low.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #22 on: April 20, 2009, 03:15:18 AM
Wine coolers?! Kiwi strawberry ruined my life!
...and THAT is totally jacked from nick swardson's 'party' cd.

Driving down to hang out is a pretty good idea, but my boyfriend just called to invite me over for dinner tmrw eve. Never say no when an ultra talented chef wants to cook you dinner. So that's one night covered. No fucking, though, it's blowjob week.

I usually have Monday and Tuesday off each week. Kind of shit days to hang out for you two I'm sure...?

Hmmm. Last Monday C and I went out. Monday is like the new Thursday in NYC. Or something. But yeah we both work those days... dammit! One of these days we will have another get together.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #23 on: April 20, 2009, 05:10:53 AM
You guys should definitely hit up Boogaloo, and report back to me.

Also, Otto's Shrunken Head.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #24 on: April 20, 2009, 07:48:12 AM
You guys should definitely hit up Boogaloo, and report back to me.

Also, Otto's Shrunken Head.

I've been there a couple times, my ex had a show there once. haha
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #25 on: April 20, 2009, 07:54:05 AM
We played there a few times, as well.

Fun place if a little small.

We've also played the Pussycat Lounge.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #26 on: April 20, 2009, 08:40:45 AM
But yeah we both work those days... dammit! One of these days we will have another get together.

June.
I can kill 3 birds with one stone!
Metaphorically.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #27 on: April 20, 2009, 10:01:00 AM
That would require katie to take off for the weekend.

Katie, take off June 13 & 14 and come visit.

I can kill 3 birds with one stone!
Metaphorically.

Please don't kill me, C, and katie.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 10:02:09 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #28 on: April 20, 2009, 11:54:48 AM
i'll be in NYC some weekend in may. boyfriend has work stuff so I'll be alone during the days.
june 13/14 could also be doable, but lucas is not allowed to murder any of us.

today so far i've stayed in bed til now... ive been playing with my new vibrator all morning. great day off so far!



Re: Hey, Hookers. Reply #29 on: April 20, 2009, 12:10:07 PM
we have more women here now

pictorial evidence is required to get attention, bitches
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