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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on May 09, 2009, 10:12:56 AM
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I was pretty old, 16. Sitting cross legged on my bed. Awesomest thing ever, so it felt at the time. Nice memory. And no, it wasn't with a family member, or a boy. Did everyone have an awesome first kiss? How did you enjoy the feeling of your uncle's tongue in your mouth, hip?
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my first kiss, i was six or seven, I can't remember specifically, but I was definitely in first grade, and it was under the slide at the after school place, with a redheaded girl named Alyssa.
redheads are BAD.
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And remember: If they smoke, they poke.
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i was in first grade
It's annoying how Americans do this. You know what's a pretty nice, universal system of measurement? AGE.
And I don't remember my first kiss. Remember my first lay, though.
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I just realized my first lay was before Danzig's first kiss. And by that I mean both that I got laid before he got kissed, chronologically (I'm a few years older than he is), but I was also 14 when I first got laid.
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fixed it for you, siko.
my first lay was also with a redhead.
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I had my first peck on the lips at 15. My first real intense kiss at 17. Lost my virginity at 19. Late bloomer I guess.
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fixed it for you, siko.
my first lay was also with a redhead.
Haha thank you!
And I've never been with a redhead, at least not a natural one.
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i was about 11 or 12. got groped in a close by some guy who's name i don't even know for 7 minutes. i loved every second of it.
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RE op : Yes.
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First kiss was 17, first sex was 18.
My first kiss was some random chick I met at my first drunken college party freshman year of college. I don't even remember her name, I think it was Amy.
My first sex was with a girl I dated for a few months at the end of my freshman year of college. First time was an awkward affair, second time the next morning was real good.
I was a late bloomer as well. I had plenty of shots in high school (and didn't realize it at the time), but I had absolutely no idea what I was doing with women and looking back on it now I probably could have banged five or six broads and just didn't capitalize on any of the opportunities I had.
To this day I can count the number of girls I've slept with on one hand, but I've been in a relationship for 4 years and having fantastic sex so I have no qualms about how I did things.
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I was five and it was on the school bus. It was very weird. Both then and thinking back on it now. The next time was when I was probably nine or ten. I made out pretty regularly from eleven on up but didn't lose my virginity til sixteen.
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To this day I can count the number of girls I've slept with on one hand, but I've been in a relationship for 4 years and having fantastic sex so I have no qualms about how I did things.
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prudes
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I was five, my mom was called to the school because as my teacher said I preferred kissing the boys instead of napping. Umm after that ....I was 12.
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I was a late bloomer as well. I had plenty of shots in high school (and didn't realize it at the time), but I had absolutely no idea what I was doing with women and looking back on it now I probably could have banged five or six broads and just didn't capitalize on any of the opportunities I had.
Same... I was fucking clueless in HS and still am to a degree.
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First (real) kiss in the vestibule of my (soon to be Highschool) boyfriend's house after he came home from a long trip to alaska that took half of the summer. I was 14? It was so sweet. I skipped all the way home (two blocks).
first sex with him at 15 - were absolutely in love with each other. We lasted until I was nearly 19 when we decided to go other ways. We are still best friends and live just two blocks from eachother, still.
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my first kiss, i was six or seven, I can't remember specifically, but I was definitely in first grade, and it was under the slide at the after school place, with a redheaded girl named Alyssa.
redheads are BAD.
I don't think it counts until you reach puberty. Unless you have sex.
Wait, mine was a ginger too.
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thats right, i forgot that part.
redheads are BAD
Hey :(
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OK. I Dug down the the memory banks. I was 14, it was a Boy Scout camp but there were a bunch of trampy girls there (bunch of skanks, highly recommended). We were camping in a place called Kawhia, which looks a little like the below
(http://www.questconnect.org/images/road%20south%20of%20Kawhia.jpg)
Anyway, she (Anna was the lasses name) was the outgoing one and she was going to get some action and I'm glad it was me. We tongue-wrestled for two hours and I swaggered like Travolta for the next 24 after that.
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Now I read the above in a NZ accent.
A+++++++++
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were you wet when I typed trampy?
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slightly
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I was in 6th grade when I got my first "real" kiss.
I went to the movies with this boy I liked but he had a girlfriend. After the movies, we walked to this little park by this river thats like 1/2 mile from the movie theater.
We were sitting in this tunnel on the jungle gym, and he leaned over and kissed me.
Tounge and all.
I kind of freaked out.
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he was a playa' in training. he probably wears wifebeaters a lot these days.
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hmm my 1st kiss.. i dont even remember. it has to be one of time times i was playing truth or dare. me and the people in my neighborhood always played.. we were young badasses. id have to say 2nd-3rd grade... and my 1st lay i remember though. i was 15 and it was with a good friend. he would always beg me and i gave in. nothing special at all. he was uncircumcised and im like wtf is that and he got mad at me... but yea my 1st time was just to get it over with and see what the fuss was about. after that day he would always beg me... i would do it but just sit there.. and he was chunky and he would smother me. it wuld last like 5-7 minutes ( thank god ) any longer i would pushed him off me. his beard/mustache would scratch my neck too... lets just say i have nothing good to say about him and im glad he's gone. :D
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Haha. Yeah my first fuck is fortunately something I don't remember.
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i was 15 and it was with a good friend.
his beard/mustache would scratch my neck too...
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If the dude was arab he might've been like 12!
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He's colombian, and had fuckin' facial hair since he was like 12. and i'm older than him by like 7 months
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My brother has a full fleged beard and he's 16. He's had it for over a year now.. but we're indian so..
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DId you check his ID?
Did it say "JK LOL IM REALLY 40" on the front of it?
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My brother has a full fleged beard and he's 16. He's had it for over a year now.. but we're indian so..
Twins?
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I was in kindergarten so I was like 5 or so. It was under a desk and the guys name was Kirby. Can't believe I remember that.
First tongue kiss and fuck happened at 13. Same night more than likely.. I wasn't a huge whore back then just couldn't say no to the hottest guy in the tri-county area.
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(http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/characters/images/kirby/kirby.jpg)
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LOL IKR
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I wanna hug him!
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I wanna stick my big purple plastic dildo in his mouth and make him suck it.
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So hawt.
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I wanna stick my big purple plastic dildo in his mouth and make him suck it.
I <3 you
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I wanna stick my big purple plastic dildo in his mouth and make him suck it.
I <3 you
I <3 you 2 :-*
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have we seen pictures of this new one? 'cos she kinda talks like Manda and that's worrisome
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i just laughed out loud
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have we seen pictures of this new one? 'cos she kinda talks like Manda and that's worrisome
New one?? Manda?? Is confuzzled ...
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have we seen pictures of this new one? 'cos she kinda talks like Manda and that's worrisome
New one?? Manda?? Is confuzzled ...
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Guess I'm fucking lost/drunk
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The only Amanda I know is Vindictive89
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Don't remember Si's Manda? The skinny Asian chick who turned out to be a fat white chick?
(sorry Si... <3 you!)
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Summer of... 2001? I gave her my phone number and she started calling me a lot. I got wary pretty quick when she stalled on a pic more than Thrash on buying tickets to Japan
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Hahahahaha
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My brother has a full fleged beard and he's 16. He's had it for over a year now.. but we're indian so..
my first boyfriend had to start shaving when he was in the 8th grade. he looked so rugged. also indian.
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Summer of... 2001? I gave her my phone number and she started calling me a lot. I got wary pretty quick when she stalled on a pic more than Thrash on buying tickets to Japan
mehehehe.
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Fuck me running ....
Anyway, 1st kiss ...
Carrie, and I was 7 or 8 ...
First tongue kiss, uhm, Amy, no idea when ...
First fuck, uhm, another Amy, and 18 ...
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i was in first grade
It's annoying how Americans do this. You know what's a pretty nice, universal system of measurement? AGE.
I was in 6th grade when I got my first "real" kiss.
2nd-3rd grade
was in the 8th grade
You three are all fucking retarded
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First anal with a guy: Was about 20 or so, it was a drunken blurry mess. The name eludes me..
First anal with a chick via strap on (me receiving): 18 with Angie
First anal with a guy via strap on (me pitching): 22 with Robbie
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You are quickly becoming my new favorite person ever.
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Joygasm/Thrash/Tricky 3-some, filmed and first of long line of L-G-produced pornos. Let's make it happen.
Only catch is it has to happen in Jacksonville. Dave's ankle-bracelet won't let him leave town apparently.
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You are quickly becoming my new favorite person ever.
No shit!
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Joygasm/Thrash/Tricky 3-some, filmed and first of long line of L-G-produced pornos. Let's make it happen.
Only catch is it has to happen in Jacksonville. Dave's ankle-bracelet won't let him leave town apparently.
Let's get on this asap. I think we could work the ankle bracelet into a nice lil plot (though I really don't like plots in porn.. but we could say some naughty things about it while we're trading him off.)
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I first had anal at 15. If you want to be number one sex badass Blowgasm, you'll have to wait in line behind me until I die.
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You can have the first spot, I'm fine with that... as long as you have a nice ass so I can enjoy the view
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I first had anal at 15.
woah! I was unaware of that!
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Good job Luke. Missed opportunity?
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nah. we didn't even have regular sex.
on topic, though: sasha used to be a really good kisser! i remember being impressed.
i'm not sure of the quality now, just FYI.
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nah. we didn't even have regular sex.
Just occasional?
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or really really freaky?
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detailz pls
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Twins?
Yea.
my first boyfriend had to start shaving when he was in the 8th grade. he looked so rugged. also indian.
So at 13? My brother probably got it around then too. Funny because my cousin has a slight moustache and a small amount of beard hair but nothing much. Hah.
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I was a late bloomer facial-hair-wise. From about age 14, I had the really sparse molester-stache, a fairly dense "soul patch" (god, how I hate that name for it), and not much else for a long time. I got to about 17 or 18 without seeing much development, thought maybe I hadn't inherited my dad's crazy-hairy face, and then BAM all of a sudden I went all werewolf.
It's a good thing for me that I have a very laid-back job when it comes to appearance, cuz I find shaving a real pain in the arse. I have a set of edging clippers that take hair down really low, and I just shave with that about once a week or so, when I start looking a little too shaggy for my own comfort level. I haven't shaved with an actual razor since July last year (when I was on holiday and didn't have my clippers with me).
Shaving sucks but growing a full-on beard sucks worse.
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Pfft, I'm 40, and barely grow facial hair.
I could grow a real great neckbeard if I wanted.
I dont want.
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/me has a shaved head again
w00t!
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I still can't even grow the molester stache. It's so thin that it's barely a scumstache. And the rest of my body is the same way. So any chicks that don't like hair, I'm your man. I can grow a mean neckbeard though!
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Like Kyle Orton?
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No idea who that is.
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(http://www.jackbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/kyle-orton-drunk-pictures.jpg)
(http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/kyle-orton-stoned.jpg)
(http://www.everyjoe.com/squibkick/files/2006/08/kyle-orton-drinking-deadspin-com.bmp)
(http://ghostofhalas.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/orton.jpg)
(http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/12/ortonrock.jpg)
(http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/ko99999.jpg)
(http://www.dabearsblog.com/images/013006/orton_dance.jpg)
(http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kyle_orton-3_women.jpg)
(http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/12/orton-again2.jpg)
He's the former starting QB for the Bears, current starting QB for the Broncos (he got sent to Denver in the trade that sent Jay Cutler to Chicago).
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Pfft, I'm 40, and barely grow facial hair.
I could grow a real great neckbeard if I wanted.
I dont want.
mmmmmm, neckbeard.
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I'm rocking a full beard now. It's nice, and it intimidates the guys in my MMA camp.
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Actually, it's your erection they're afraid of.
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Actually, it's your erection they're afraid of.
BAHAHAHAHA!
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seriously.
i would like to fuck krsna's sense of humor.
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He does have a nice big one.
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Thank you... thank you. Try the veal, it's fantastic!
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Also, I can't believe that guy's a professional athlete.
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nah. we didn't even have regular sex.
on topic, though: sasha used to be a really good kisser! i remember being impressed.
i'm not sure of the quality now, just FYI.
WAIT A MINUTE! It's all making sense to me now. You call me out of nowhere on Sunday asking me to go to dinner with you and then act all super bummed out when I tell you I'm going to a movie with my friend Marissa. And then I said I had strep throat again and you said you didn't care..... I GET IT NOW! You didn't care that I had strep throat because that is in my mouth, not in my analtastic area.
PS- I'm not just a sexcellent kisser now, I'm a sexcellent everything.
EDIT: I had anal at 15 but it wasn't on purpose.
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Actually, it's your erection they're afraid of.
I would be too.
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You didn't care that I had strep throat because that is in my mouth, not in my analtastic area.
oh, you got me, i was totally interested in ass-sexing you.
i wasn't super-bummed that you said you'd do something with me, and then ditched me. again.
Before you get all indignant, remember that YOU brought this up.
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EDIT: I had anal at 15 but it wasn't on purpose.
Story please!
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One time, when I met krsna, we were on my front porch, and he was saying goodbye to me, and somehow his dick landed in my ass. It was an accident.
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One time, when I met krsna, we were on my front porch, and he was saying goodbye to me, and somehow his dick landed in my ass. It was an accident.
Ooh! That's a good story.
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nah. we didn't even have regular sex.
on topic, though: sasha used to be a really good kisser! i remember being impressed.
i'm not sure of the quality now, just FYI.
WAIT A MINUTE! It's all making sense to me now. You call me out of nowhere on Sunday asking me to go to dinner with you and then act all super bummed out when I tell you I'm going to a movie with my friend Marissa. And then I said I had strep throat again and you said you didn't care..... I GET IT NOW! You didn't care that I had strep throat because that is in my mouth, not in my analtastic area.
PS- I'm not just a sexcellent kisser now, I'm a sexcellent everything.
EDIT: I had anal at 15 but it wasn't on purpose.
i had some accidental butt sex a few weeks ago.
ouch.
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Also, I can't believe that guy's a professional athlete.
One of 32 starting quarterbacks in the NFL, of all things.
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I've given accidental buttsecks a few times. At least that's what I've assumed when the chick says "Woah there, wrong hole".
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well, I'm just a modern guy
of course, I've had it in the ear before
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yeah. i've said "wrong one!" quite a few times to guys. it's either difficult for a penis to know by feel where exactly it's going down there sometimes, and/or the boys just really want to put it in my bum.
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It's probably both, but most likely it's the former. I've been known to be WAY off when I'm trying to poke it in without looking. The peenie only has one tactile sensation: Oooh, that feels good!
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My ex boyfriend tried to convince me the other day that Farrah Fawcett got colon cancer because she had way too much butt sex. I was stoned and I just kept saying, "No way man, you're a liar... no way man."
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http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=305.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=305.0)
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He ***isn't*** a liar all the time then.
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Just most of the time.
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He is a man, so that goes without saying.
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Yeah, I'd go with most of the time on this one.
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I think the only time I've given surprise buttsecks is when we're going at it too hard and I pull too far out.
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The first girl I pecked was my best bud's sister in 7th grade. (12 or 13)
First real, deep kiss was when I was 17 living in Italy. I tricked this very cute girl who lived above us, that in America guys greeted girls with a french kiss hahahaha. True story! My host brother laughed his ass off. So every night, I'd go up to her and french her as a hello.
Ah, Maria Flora...
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The first girl I pecked was my best bud's sister in 7th grade. (12 or 13)
First real, deep kiss was when I was 17 living in Italy. I tricked this very cute girl who lived above us, that in America guys greeted girls with a french kiss hahahaha. True story! My host brother laughed his ass off. So every night, I'd go up to her and french her as a hello.
Ah, Maria Flora...
seriously. did someone take over this username? it's all too ridiculous.
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No, it's typical flamboyant Bagman if you ask me.
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Why do you always have to capitalize my fucking name?
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somehow he used to be much easier to ignore.
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I was 6 and it was with my best friend. I had just stumbled upon my grandad's porn stash and tried to demonstrate on her what I saw lmao. Then a first proper kiss was when I was about 14ish, drunk with a shirtless guy at some party. Always remembered the fact that he never wore a shirt. He sucked though. Actually put me off kissing for a while.
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Because I capitalize proper nouns like a person fucking should.
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Because I capitalize proper nouns like a person fucking should.
Boo yeah! Take that you non capitalizing scumbag!
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Oddly, with capitalization of usernames, I go with however the person type it out. Like there's katie/ hip, krsna, eitje, bagman. Then Thrash, Mosh, etc.
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Oh I forgot to put my first kiss on here. First kiss with a guy, when I was on acid, at 14. I just learned recently that he is gay and is dating my friend Nigel.
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my first kiss was with krsna's penis. he was all "let me put it in your mouth" and i was all "okay, i guess".
that was terribly inappropriate.
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It's okay. I'm a doctor.
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i just noticed i got another hetero point. wow. those are rare for me, which is so weird considering i'm a girl who clearly loves the cock.
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It's probably cause you like blowjobs.
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i'd even say i love blowjobs. sloppy and naughty and on the knees and deep throating and a little hair pulling and wrists tied together while you do it and...
i'm going to stop before i'm late for work masturbating to thoughts of blowing my boyfriend in some ultra dirty fashion.
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*hands hip a hetero point*
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I don't give blowjobs very often, because most guys don't deserve them.
Oh ...and I'm also not a fat chick.
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Well I guess it's official, I'd rather have hip slob my knob than snausha.
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fat chicks have to give blowjobs. i do not. maybe that's why i can find so much pleasure in the act?
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pics
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I'd rather have sex over giving a blow job, but that's just my preference. *shrug*
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my first lay was also with a redhead.
STOP DEFILING MY PEOPLE!!!
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my first lay was also with a redhead.
STOP DEFILING MY PEOPLE!!!
who says your people aren't defiling me? ;)
might've been MY first kiss and lay, but those two girls were plainly slutty.
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How big exactly was this redhead that you had to refer to her as 2 girls?
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two separate girls, spanning about 12 years of time and 400 miles distance.
my first kiss, i was six or seven, I can't remember specifically, but I was definitely in first grade, and it was under the slide at the after school place, with a redheaded girl named Alyssa.
my first lay was also with a redhead.
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Oddly, with capitalization of usernames, I go with however the person type it out. Like there's katie/ hip, krsna, eitje, bagman. Then Thrash, Mosh, etc.
My capitalization is kind of erratic, but I have something of a system going.