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First kiss(Read 26804 times)
First kiss on: May 09, 2009, 10:12:56 AM
I was pretty old, 16.  Sitting cross legged on my bed.  Awesomest thing ever, so it felt at the time.  Nice memory.  And no, it wasn't with a family member, or a boy.  Did everyone have an awesome first kiss?  How did you enjoy the feeling of your uncle's tongue in your mouth, hip?
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Re: First kiss Reply #1 on: May 09, 2009, 10:44:49 AM
my first kiss, i was six or seven, I can't remember specifically, but I was definitely in first grade, and it was under the slide at the after school place, with a redheaded girl named Alyssa.

redheads are BAD.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 02:29:51 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: First kiss Reply #2 on: May 09, 2009, 10:45:52 AM
And remember: If they smoke, they poke.
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Re: First kiss Reply #3 on: May 09, 2009, 02:26:36 PM
i was in first grade

It's annoying how Americans do this. You know what's a pretty nice, universal system of measurement? AGE.

And I don't remember my first kiss. Remember my first lay, though.
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Re: First kiss Reply #4 on: May 09, 2009, 02:29:05 PM
I just realized my first lay was before Danzig's first kiss. And by that I mean both that I got laid before he got kissed, chronologically (I'm a few years older than he is), but I was also 14 when I first got laid.
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Re: First kiss Reply #5 on: May 09, 2009, 02:29:08 PM
fixed it for you, siko.

my first lay was also with a redhead.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: First kiss Reply #6 on: May 09, 2009, 02:45:44 PM
I had my first peck on the lips at 15. My first real intense kiss at 17. Lost my virginity at 19. Late bloomer I guess.
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Re: First kiss Reply #7 on: May 09, 2009, 02:51:43 PM
fixed it for you, siko.

my first lay was also with a redhead.

Haha thank you!

And I've never been with a redhead, at least not a natural one.
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Re: First kiss Reply #8 on: May 09, 2009, 03:12:48 PM
i was about 11 or 12. got groped in a close by some guy who's name i don't even know for 7 minutes. i loved every second of it.



Re: First kiss Reply #9 on: May 09, 2009, 06:44:27 PM
RE op : Yes.
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Re: First kiss Reply #10 on: May 09, 2009, 07:18:59 PM
First kiss was 17, first sex was 18.

My first kiss was some random chick I met at my first drunken college party freshman year of college.  I don't even remember her name, I think it was Amy.

My first sex was with a girl I dated for a few months at the end of my freshman year of college.  First time was an awkward affair, second time the next morning was real good.

I was a late bloomer as well.  I had plenty of shots in high school (and didn't realize it at the time), but I had absolutely no idea what I was doing with women and looking back on it now I probably could have banged five or six broads and just didn't capitalize on any of the opportunities I had.

To this day I can count the number of girls I've slept with on one hand, but I've been in a relationship for 4 years and having fantastic sex so I have no qualms about how I did things.
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Re: First kiss Reply #11 on: May 09, 2009, 07:36:24 PM
I was five and it was on the school bus. It was very weird. Both then and thinking back on it now. The next time was when I was probably nine or ten. I made out pretty regularly from eleven on up but didn't lose my virginity til sixteen.
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Re: First kiss Reply #12 on: May 09, 2009, 08:30:18 PM
To this day I can count the number of girls I've slept with on one hand, but I've been in a relationship for 4 years and having fantastic sex so I have no qualms about how I did things.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: First kiss Reply #13 on: May 09, 2009, 10:18:20 PM
prudes
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Re: First kiss Reply #14 on: May 09, 2009, 10:39:19 PM
I was five, my mom was called to the school because as my teacher said I preferred kissing the boys instead of napping.  Umm after that ....I was 12.



Re: First kiss Reply #15 on: May 10, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
I was a late bloomer as well.  I had plenty of shots in high school (and didn't realize it at the time), but I had absolutely no idea what I was doing with women and looking back on it now I probably could have banged five or six broads and just didn't capitalize on any of the opportunities I had.

Same... I was fucking clueless in HS and still am to a degree.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: First kiss Reply #16 on: May 10, 2009, 09:51:05 AM
First (real) kiss in the vestibule of my (soon to be Highschool) boyfriend's house after he came home from a long trip to alaska that took half of the summer. I was 14? It was so sweet. I skipped all the way home (two blocks).

first sex with him at 15 - were absolutely in love with each other. We lasted until I was nearly 19 when we decided to go other ways. We are still best friends and live just two blocks from eachother, still.






Re: First kiss Reply #17 on: May 10, 2009, 09:55:31 AM
my first kiss, i was six or seven, I can't remember specifically, but I was definitely in first grade, and it was under the slide at the after school place, with a redheaded girl named Alyssa.

redheads are BAD.

I don't think it counts until you reach puberty. Unless you have sex.

Wait, mine was a ginger too.
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Re: First kiss Reply #18 on: May 10, 2009, 09:59:59 AM
thats right, i forgot that part.

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redheads are BAD

Hey :(



Re: First kiss Reply #19 on: May 10, 2009, 10:05:49 AM
OK. I Dug down the the memory banks. I was 14, it was a Boy Scout camp but there were a bunch of trampy girls there (bunch of skanks, highly recommended). We were camping in a place called Kawhia, which looks a little like the below



Anyway, she (Anna was the lasses name) was the outgoing one and she was going to get some action and I'm glad it was me. We tongue-wrestled for two hours and I swaggered like Travolta for the next 24 after that. 
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Re: First kiss Reply #20 on: May 10, 2009, 10:09:19 AM
Now I read the above in a NZ accent.

A+++++++++



Re: First kiss Reply #21 on: May 10, 2009, 10:18:05 AM
were you wet when I typed trampy?
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Re: First kiss Reply #22 on: May 10, 2009, 10:24:51 AM
slightly



Re: First kiss Reply #23 on: May 11, 2009, 02:37:56 PM
I was in 6th grade when I got my first "real" kiss.

I went to the movies with this boy I liked but he had a girlfriend. After the movies, we walked to this little park by this river thats like 1/2 mile from the movie theater.
We were sitting in this tunnel on the jungle gym, and he leaned over and kissed me.
Tounge and all.
I kind of freaked out.



Re: First kiss Reply #24 on: May 11, 2009, 02:49:04 PM
he was a playa' in training. he probably wears wifebeaters a lot these days.



Re: First kiss Reply #25 on: May 11, 2009, 03:52:13 PM
hmm my 1st kiss.. i dont even remember. it has to be one of time times i was playing truth or dare. me and the people in my neighborhood always played.. we were young badasses. id have to say 2nd-3rd grade... and my 1st lay i remember though. i was 15 and it was with a good friend. he would always beg me and i gave in. nothing special at all. he was uncircumcised and im like wtf is that and he got mad at me... but yea my 1st time was just to get it over with and see what the fuss was about. after that day he would always beg me... i would do it but just sit there.. and he was chunky and he would smother me. it wuld last like 5-7 minutes ( thank god ) any longer i would pushed him off me. his beard/mustache would scratch my neck too... lets just say i have nothing good to say about him and im glad he's gone. :D
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: First kiss Reply #26 on: May 11, 2009, 03:59:09 PM
Haha.  Yeah my first fuck is fortunately something I don't remember.
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Re: First kiss Reply #27 on: May 11, 2009, 04:11:15 PM
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i was 15 and it was with a good friend.
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his beard/mustache would scratch my neck too...
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Re: First kiss Reply #28 on: May 11, 2009, 04:13:21 PM
If the dude was arab he might've been like 12!
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Re: First kiss Reply #29 on: May 11, 2009, 04:50:13 PM
He's colombian, and had fuckin' facial hair since he was like 12. and i'm older than him by like 7 months
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS