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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Thrash on March 01, 2009, 12:43:41 PM

Title: Cool Points ...
Post by: Thrash on March 01, 2009, 12:43:41 PM
It's interesting to see who's getting what points-wise ...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 01, 2009, 02:34:33 PM
Someone likes me?  Eeeeeenteresting........
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 01, 2009, 03:04:56 PM
I hadn't even noticed them, to be honest...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: The Geek on March 01, 2009, 06:39:27 PM
Me neither, until someone bitched that they had negative cool points
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 01, 2009, 06:45:13 PM
Me neither, until someone bitched that they had negative cool points

 ;D
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: underclass on March 02, 2009, 12:16:38 AM
Dave, are we able to customize our status? I'm sure being level "bagman" or "danzig" isn't lame in someone's view, but it sure as hell isn't mine
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 02, 2009, 12:23:25 AM
Dude, be thankful.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Thrash on March 02, 2009, 02:43:03 AM
Actually, it doesn't last long ...
You can change your custom titles and a lot of other things ...
I'll look in on that though ...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: underclass on March 02, 2009, 03:41:26 AM
Thrash cool++
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Thrash on March 02, 2009, 03:59:07 AM
Just like my avatar ...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: mosh on March 02, 2009, 08:12:19 AM
The levels were my idea...

I suppose I should have gone with the traditional Right Wing Extremeist, Communist Sympathiser etc...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 01:31:06 AM
I think as long as I know that there are two people who secretly enjoy my manic posts.....I'll be happy.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: pepper on March 03, 2009, 01:45:24 AM
let's see how many points I have
<edit: for god's sake, do I really leave that little of an impression??>
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 12:37:04 PM
Dude, I thought you were black ...
Take that as an answer or not ...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 01:12:56 PM
There you go pep.

My plan is to piss off bagman and danzig enough that i have -1000 cool points by the end of the month.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: pepper on March 03, 2009, 01:39:34 PM
Thanks for the cool points, tricky

yeah, I have been giving danzig negative cool points basically every time I see him post. I figure it's sort of like an inverse badge of honor or something.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 02:48:37 PM
Oh you mean you can vote more than once?  Well that fucking explains it.  In that case I'm surprised I don't have more negative cool points.  Fucking load them on, bitches.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: taiko on March 04, 2009, 09:08:33 AM
In that case I'm surprised I don't have more negative cool points.

They're actually "Asshole" points.  It's two different, independent scales.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 09:30:46 AM
Good catch, Lucas. I know more than my share of cool assholes.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 04, 2009, 09:31:57 AM
Whatever. Cool points are for homos.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: tricky on March 04, 2009, 09:33:29 AM
I now have +4/-8. Looks like my constant talk of period blood is paying off!
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Thrash on March 04, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
You gotta dream ...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 04, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
Like I give a squirt what any of you think of me...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 05:50:12 PM
Like I give a squirt what any of you think of me...

If this were a movie, you'd be the guy all us kids are afraid of, because of your vaguely mysterious behavior and some sort of rumour about how you killed your family. Then you'd end up saving us from some bad guys cuz you're actually just a misunderstood loner with a heart of gold.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Thrash on March 04, 2009, 05:54:17 PM
(http://www.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/2402/1/After-School-Specials-1979-1980.jpg)
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 04, 2009, 05:54:27 PM
Dude, Eastwood is almost TWICE my age. I know I'm old but that ain't funny.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 06:15:12 PM
Eastwood? You referencing his new movie? I didn't see it yet. I was thinking more along the lines of Boo Radley, or that shovel dude from Home Alone.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 04, 2009, 06:58:09 PM
Quote
Boo Radley

Yeah. That's less creepy than Clint Eastwood... thanks pal...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 07:07:02 PM
What are you talking about, dude?! Boo saved Jem and Scout! Boo was the man!
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 04, 2009, 07:10:55 PM
He was a creepy hermit guy who everyone was scared of.

Here, watch this and tell me ya love me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVQooZHdqsw

Zoomie knows what Si likes...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 07:33:33 PM
Quote
This video is not available in your country.

:(
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 04, 2009, 07:37:03 PM
WTF?  What did you guys do to piss off Steely Dan? It was "Any Major Dude Will Tell You..."
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 07:53:37 PM
Oh right on!

I dunno what we did to piss them off... maybe Owen Wilson (http://www.steelydan.com/heyluke.html) spends time here and I'm unaware of it?
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 04, 2009, 08:12:12 PM
That being the case, and I never thought I'd say this, I feel lorry for Antiguans.

And WTF is up with his nose? Forceps scar? They have to yank him out and it reshaped his nose or what?
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 08:26:01 PM
I have no idea, but it used to piss me off no end until he won me over a bit in Zoolander.

Did you click the link, though?
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 04, 2009, 08:32:24 PM
yeah but I read it a while back. Wasn't that a hoax or something?

Still funny...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 08:36:04 PM
It's on their site, isn't it?
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 04, 2009, 08:39:57 PM
Is it? Someone Twittered it, that's where I read it.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 08:42:04 PM
Oh, well the link I posted was on steelydan.com
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 09:07:30 PM
I have no idea, but it used to piss me off no end until he won me over a bit in Zoolander.
Bottlerocket. The man was great from the start. And then he started pissing me off. Seriously though, Bottlerocket is extremely worth watching. I've seen it almost as many times as the Big Lebowski. different humor, but excellent.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 09:40:28 PM
I've never seen Bottlerocket. I liked both Focker movies, LOVED Zoolander and Starsky & Hutch, and Tenenbaums and The Life Aquatic were brilliant, but mostly because of Bill Murr-ay. The Big Bounce was actually pretty good too.

Wedding Crashers had its moments, but was ultimately kinda blah. Dupree sucked ass, as did Night at the Museum, and Cars was eh. That's basically all I've seen that he's done, aside from Armageddon, which I hadn't even remembered he'd been in. Armageddon was crap, as are all Bruckheimer movies, but worked as a popcorn flick on its own level.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 09:51:41 PM
Yeah he suffers form the same thing as Ben Stiller. It's when the public really starts to take notice and begins to pay an actor to do all these shitty roles that he starts to suck. Granted I'd do the same thing in his shoes. I have to say I even started feeling that way about Will Farrel (sacrilege as it may be)

Can't say I was a big fan of Shanghai Noon, either, although I know it's a pretty popular flick.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 10:10:44 PM
It looked dumb and it had Owen Wilson in it, who at the time still annoyed me, so I never bothered to watch it.

And I agree that Will Ferrell has become a little over-exposed. The trouble is, he peaked too early. He's never, ever, ever, EVER in a million years gonna top Anchorman, so no matter what he does it'll be somewhat disappointing. Same could be said to an extent about Old School. I liked quite a lot of Ricky Bobby, but it wasn't amazing. I never bothered with Blades of Steel cuz it had that lame dude from that overrated piece of crap Napoleon Dynamite. Semi-Pro was OK, but nothing special. I just watched Step Brothers and liked it quite a lot. Elf was good too, the ideal xmas movie. Stranger Than Fiction was pretty weird, but good.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 10:12:16 PM
A Night at the Roxbury was fucking awesome too.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 04, 2009, 11:04:11 PM
It looked dumb and it had Owen Wilson in it, who at the time still annoyed me, so I never bothered to watch it.

And I agree that Will Ferrell has become a little over-exposed. The trouble is, he peaked too early. He's never, ever, ever, EVER in a million years gonna top Anchorman, so no matter what he does it'll be somewhat disappointing. Same could be said to an extent about Old School. I liked quite a lot of Ricky Bobby, but it wasn't amazing. I never bothered with Blades of Steel cuz it had that lame dude from that overrated piece of crap Napoleon Dynamite. Semi-Pro was OK, but nothing special. I just watched Step Brothers and liked it quite a lot. Elf was good too, the ideal xmas movie. Stranger Than Fiction was pretty weird, but good.

semi-pro was filmed here in my ghetto flint.

im feeling so random tonight. also, i am doing this on my wii. i gotta get a bigger tv.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Profaust on March 04, 2009, 11:52:04 PM
Oh right on!

I dunno what we did to piss them off... maybe Owen Wilson (http://www.steelydan.com/heyluke.html) spends time here and I'm unaware of it?

You know, I've always wondered if that letter had anything to do with Owen Wilson's suicide attempt.  I felt a little bad after it happened because literally the day before he did it I posted in an SA thread about that letter the statement, "Owen Wilson should fucking kill himself to atone for his crimes against film."  I mean, I know it was just a coincidence, but still I almost felt bad.

Almost.  I mean, it IS Owen Wilson, and we were almost rid of him there for a sec.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 04, 2009, 11:54:40 PM
Oh right on!

I dunno what we did to piss them off... maybe Owen Wilson (http://www.steelydan.com/heyluke.html) spends time here and I'm unaware of it?

You know, I've always wondered if that letter had anything to do with Owen Wilson's suicide attempt.  I felt a little bad after it happened because literally the day before he did it I posted in an SA thread about that letter the statement, "Owen Wilson should fucking kill himself to atone for his crimes against film."  I mean, I know it was just a coincidence, but still I almost felt bad.

Almost.  I mean, it IS Owen Wilson, and we were almost rid of him there for a sec.

well, if you're gonna take credit for that then let me send you this list of people i could do without.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: pepper on March 05, 2009, 12:20:12 AM
Comedians, moreso than other kinds of actors perhaps, do tend to 'peak' it seems like, particularly if they are from the SNL mold. Think about Adam Sandler (peak would be somewhere around the Wedding Singer), Mike Myers (personally I think he peaked at Wayne's World), Eddie Murphy (peaked somewhere between Coming to America and Boomerang) and the list goes on.

After that you start seeing the highly paid shitty roles like the dormouse said. In defense of high-paid shitty roles, each of the actors we're talking about now made their highest grossing films after their 'peaks' (if you look at this link (http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?id=adamsandler.htm) you'll see that 7 of Adam Sandler's last 10 movies grossed more than $100m - Shrek 2 earned more than $900m worldwide (http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=shrek2.htm)), so at the very least it's a good business decision even if it means that the audience has to sit through utter dreck like Bewitched and the Love Guru.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 05, 2009, 12:27:30 AM
Yeah, like I said it doesn't make me hate them on a logical level. I know I'd do exactly the same thing.

"Just keep delivering dumptrucks full of money to my door and I'll act in whatever godawful shit you've come up with."

What it does do to me, though, is it really demonstrates how honorable those who don't sell out are. (Or at least how proud of their shit they are...) I couldn't resist the temptation, but I'm really impressed by those who can.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Wozzeck on March 05, 2009, 12:34:30 AM
I still say Zardoz was Connery's finest work.

(http://geekofalltrades.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/zardoz.jpg)
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Profaust on March 05, 2009, 01:07:28 AM
I'm the other way.  I'd like to think that I'd make the more honorable position in that situation, given the chance.  So long as I was making a living, I'd rather preserve my artistic integrity then smash it like a piggy bank just to get a dump truck full of money.

But then again, I have no artistic talent, and thus no artistic integrity to worry about, so I'll never know for sure.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: mosh on March 05, 2009, 03:10:18 AM
Like I give a squirt what any of you think of me...

If this were a movie, you'd be the guy all us kids are afraid of, because of your vaguely mysterious behavior and some sort of rumour about how you killed your family. Then you'd end up saving us from some bad guys cuz you're actually just a misunderstood loner with a heart of gold.

And he'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 05, 2009, 06:36:35 AM
I still say Zardoz was Connery's finest work.

(http://geekofalltrades.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/zardoz.jpg)

And people wonder what it is that makes you a scary, scary man...
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 05, 2009, 07:49:30 AM
Like I give a squirt what any of you think of me...

If this were a movie, you'd be the guy all us kids are afraid of, because of your vaguely mysterious behavior and some sort of rumour about how you killed your family. Then you'd end up saving us from some bad guys cuz you're actually just a misunderstood loner with a heart of gold.

if this were a movie? this actually happened to me. thank god for zoomie. i mean, if it weren't for him, i'd still be running around barefoot on a wooded path covered in the loudest dry twigs and leaves imaginable, while  screaming incoherently and wearing nothing more than a ripped t-shirt and panties. 
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 05, 2009, 08:18:18 AM
Still the teasing little goat-herder aren't we?
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: krsna on March 05, 2009, 09:03:48 AM
Yeah, what bullshit. I demand photos of a dramatic re-enactment.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: taiko on March 05, 2009, 09:15:51 AM
Whatever. Cool points are for homos.
That earned you a cool point.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 05, 2009, 10:17:21 AM
Still the teasing little goat-herder aren't we?

haha, i'm a certified city folk, these days! haven't lived on the goat farm in ages. actually, my papa just got rid of all of his goats. said they just weren't fun anymore since my grandma died. i think he likes the idea of being able to just pick up and go whenever he wants without having to worry about who's taking care of them.

whew, okay, that was almost too far of a venture away from my usual comic relief self. back to cracking wise.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Wozzeck on March 05, 2009, 01:30:24 PM
The Gun is good! The Gun shoots Death!
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: mosh on March 11, 2009, 08:44:56 AM
I wanna know how come I'm only on 4 asshole points?

Surely, I've been a greater pain in the arse than that.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: taiko on March 11, 2009, 10:02:52 AM
Surely, I've been a greater pain in the arse than that.
Cool points are for homos.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: tricky on March 11, 2009, 12:05:23 PM
Apparently I'm a big asshole. Yay me!
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: homeless-joe on March 11, 2009, 12:08:31 PM
Could still fit two of you up drugmoth's ass.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Thrash on March 12, 2009, 03:42:02 AM
Oh, there's a challenge ....
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 13, 2009, 03:38:50 AM
Could still fit two of you up drugmoth's ass.

Alright, who are you?  Everyone round these parts knows who I am.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: mosh on March 13, 2009, 03:40:30 AM
It matters not who he is anymore, he no longer inhabits this place.
Title: Re: Cool Points ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 13, 2009, 02:26:06 PM
Has he transcended the avatar?