One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Me neither, until someone bitched that they had negative cool points
In that case I'm surprised I don't have more negative cool points.
Like I give a squirt what any of you think of me...
Boo Radley