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Title: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: tricky on May 27, 2009, 10:11:06 AM: My answer would have to be beeyot and underclass. Stock up on the lube, hotties!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Zoomie on May 27, 2009, 10:16:06 AM: I have to agree. Beeyot and underclass FTW.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: tricky on May 27, 2009, 10:18:17 AM: You don't gotta front. We all know you'd probably pick like Sarah and solitaryvice or something.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: hip on May 27, 2009, 10:24:44 AM: i'll need a picture of beeyot in order to make a more informed decision.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 10:43:00 AM: Sarah, Sasha, Brook, Joy, and hell, Si is pretty enough to throw in there to give the ladies what they need. Hip can be in it as long as she is getting brutally violated and she is crying.

I can't limit it to two people.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Zoomie on May 27, 2009, 10:46:21 AM: Quote from: tricky on May 27, 2009, 10:18:17 AM
You don't gotta front. We all know you'd probably pick like Sarah and solitaryvice or something.

Well... yeah I'd watch Sarah in a masturbation vid but in all honesty I'm just not that into porn.

Not into girl-on-girl porn either but I'd PAY to see Sarah in leather abusing hip in a hardcore S&M movie...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 10:50:24 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on May 27, 2009, 10:46:21 AM
I'd PAY to see Sarah in leather abusing hip in a hardcore S&M movie...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: tricky on May 27, 2009, 11:40:23 AM: Quote
I'd pay to see Sarah in leather abusing bagman in a hardcore S&M movie...

Fixed. I think Sarah would be an excellent dominatrix! And seeing bagman cry like a little bitch from getting whipped would delight me to no end.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on May 27, 2009, 02:42:29 PM: Sarah masturbating is a great experience ...
No one mentioned me; my mom can still be proud ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: The Geek on May 27, 2009, 04:50:56 PM: Sarah and Bagman.

1. so I can see his skillz

2. Cause i likes her freckles.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on May 27, 2009, 05:23:25 PM: Agreed ...

Get to it, peepz ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: underclass on May 27, 2009, 06:36:15 PM: I was sure you were gonna pick Sakhi and Tru...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Nitya on May 27, 2009, 07:09:46 PM: Or not.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Libertine on May 27, 2009, 07:22:16 PM: Lothar and the Loaded Gun Ladies

starring

Lothar and the Loaded Gun Ladies
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: underclass on May 27, 2009, 07:28:04 PM: Quote from: Sakhi on May 27, 2009, 07:09:46 PM
Or not.

Just the old man preys on young girl combo.

However, I think Lothar and the LG Ladies will beat Beyoot off my ass for the #1 slot
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on May 27, 2009, 10:55:44 PM: I'd like to see myself in a porno.

I've always been extremely against the idea of picture-taking or video-taping, due to the way digital information proliferates these days.

But then, I suppose that's kind of a turn-on, when you do something that you never intended to do.

.....I'll just wait for everyone to stop vomiting.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: underclass on May 27, 2009, 10:58:17 PM: I know someone else who lives in Austin
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 11:00:03 PM: I kinda wanna see Nick in a masturbation vid..

After all the talk of him jacking it in the bathroom I've been a bit curious to see his technique.

Full out porn... I'd say tricky and Thrash.. just because I know it would be funny cuz she'd be calling him a fag the whole time..
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on May 27, 2009, 11:32:06 PM: Quote from: underclass on May 27, 2009, 10:58:17 PM
I know someone else who lives in Austin

I know a lot of people who live in Austin!
...what are we talking about?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: hip on May 27, 2009, 11:54:49 PM: tricky + me + someone else (preferably an attractive male with a big penis)

'someone else' will be fucking the shit out of me from behind, maybe with my hands tied out in front of me, while tricky whips his ass with a riding crop telling him what a pathetic excuse of a fuck he is and to fuck me better and harder or she's going for the paddle. (p.s. tricky--my nyc trip for next week is cancelled, but will be rescheduled for late june/early july!)

i don't actually want to endure the whipping/debasing-the-man portion of proposed video, but i'd love to finally spend some QT with the trickster after all this time we've spent apart, so whatever it takes!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: psychopathetic on May 28, 2009, 01:05:37 AM: what
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: hip on May 28, 2009, 01:13:29 AM: what do you mean, "what"?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: psychopathetic on May 28, 2009, 01:20:30 AM: i can't leave this place for a day because i always have to come running back to defend my honor.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: underclass on May 28, 2009, 01:26:21 AM: Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on May 28, 2009, 01:20:30 AM
i can't leave this place for a day because i always have to come running back to defend my honor.

are we gonna make this movie or not?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: psychopathetic on May 28, 2009, 01:32:08 AM: yeah, let me grow six inches and lose thirty pounds real quick.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: tricky on May 28, 2009, 01:37:27 AM: I just snort-laughed from every post in this entire thread. ow
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Zoomie on May 28, 2009, 06:56:29 AM: Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on May 28, 2009, 01:20:30 AM
i can't leave this place for a day because i always have to come running back to defend my honor.

Oh bitch please, stop acting like you wouldn't spontaneously 'gaz out while beating Kyle with a cat o' nine...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on May 28, 2009, 04:06:22 PM: Quote from: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 11:00:03 PM
Full out porn... I'd say tricky and Thrash.. just because I know it would be funny cuz she'd be calling him a fag the whole time..

That would be "hook" to it, and after she calls me a fag I'll coldly say, "That's why I love THIS!" and violently shove it in her ass ...

Upon thinking, why couldn't we have you join in?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on May 28, 2009, 07:17:51 PM: Quote from: eitje on May 27, 2009, 11:32:06 PM
Quote from: underclass on May 27, 2009, 10:58:17 PM
I know someone else who lives in Austin

I know a lot of people who live in Austin!
...what are we talking about?

Luke and kyle Eiffel towering Sasha?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: The Geek on May 28, 2009, 09:23:36 PM: No way sarah, FYI chub is cute.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: 13chemicals on May 28, 2009, 10:17:44 PM: Quote from: Emperor Reagan on May 28, 2009, 07:17:51 PM
Quote from: eitje on May 27, 2009, 11:32:06 PM
Quote from: underclass on May 27, 2009, 10:58:17 PM
I know someone else who lives in Austin

I know a lot of people who live in Austin!
...what are we talking about?

Luke and kyle Eiffel towering Sasha?

Why does is always have to be Luke+Kyle+Sasha... why?!

I would only do Luke, EVER, from all the dudes off of this site.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Zoomie on May 28, 2009, 10:20:40 PM: OK I really didn't need to read that just before bed. *shudder*
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on May 28, 2009, 10:57:10 PM: Quote from: Emperor Reagan on May 28, 2009, 07:17:51 PM
Luke and kyle Eiffel towering Sasha?

That is so gross.

I would never want to touch Kyle while having sex with someone.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on May 28, 2009, 10:58:45 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on May 28, 2009, 10:20:40 PM
OK I really didn't need to read that just before bed. *shudder*

It keeps you up, thinking about me, huh Zoomie?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on May 29, 2009, 12:01:24 AM: Quote from: eitje on May 28, 2009, 10:57:10 PM
Quote from: Emperor Reagan on May 28, 2009, 07:17:51 PM
Luke and kyle Eiffel towering Sasha?

That is so gross.

I would never want to touch Kyle while having sex with someone.

What if you both wore mittens? No actual physical contact.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: underclass on May 29, 2009, 12:05:42 AM: What if you were to drape a blanket over Kyle?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on May 29, 2009, 12:06:51 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on May 28, 2009, 10:17:44 PM
I would only do Luke, EVER, from all the dudes off of this site.

Thank you!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on May 29, 2009, 12:07:35 AM: Quote from: Emperor Reagan on May 29, 2009, 12:01:24 AM
What if you both wore mittens? No actual physical contact.

I think this is a clever solution to the problem at hand (so to speak). However, still no.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on May 29, 2009, 12:09:00 AM: Quote from: underclass on May 29, 2009, 12:05:42 AM
What if you were to drape a blanket over Kyle?

eehhnn
eehhnn
eehhnn
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Lothar on May 29, 2009, 04:29:42 AM: Quote from: Libertine on May 27, 2009, 07:22:16 PM
Lothar and the Loaded Gun Ladies

starring

Lothar and the Loaded Gun Ladies

Only if I get to drink a lot of czech absinthe beforehand.

That would be fun.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on May 29, 2009, 06:25:15 PM: Quote from: underclass on May 29, 2009, 12:05:42 AM
What if you were to drape a blanket over Kyle?
Welder's mask and gloves ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: 13chemicals on May 30, 2009, 03:50:49 AM: No.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: mosh on May 30, 2009, 04:34:41 AM: I'd make a porno with Sasha.

She'd make a great consultant for a porno flick.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on May 30, 2009, 12:50:38 PM: You know, I actually agree with this ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Tru on May 30, 2009, 01:44:12 PM: Wow, I don't know who Sakhi is but I actually got a mention on this thread?
Life must be somehow good somewhere today.

Or it could just be that my doctor refilled my Vicodin script from 4 months ago yesterday, with no questions asked! Hahahahaha I've always wanted a doctor feel good.

I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Zoomie on May 30, 2009, 06:57:40 PM: She only mentioned you because you remind her of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 07:35:42 PM: Quote from: Thrash on May 28, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 11:00:03 PM
Full out porn... I'd say tricky and Thrash.. just because I know it would be funny cuz she'd be calling him a fag the whole time..

That would be "hook" to it, and after she calls me a fag I'll coldly say, "That's why I love THIS!" and violently shove it in her ass ...

Upon thinking, why couldn't we have you join in?

We could work that in..

How about after you violently stab tricky in the ass, I walk in, get on my knees and suck your cock. tricky could then start calling me a filthy whore and asking me how her ass tastes. After I get all the ass flavor from your cock, tricky could then join in and help me lick and suck your crank to a wonderful dual facial happy ending.. tricky and I would then force you to lick the cum from our faces while she says things like.. "Taste it you fag!" and "Swallow your jizz like a man!".
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on May 30, 2009, 10:26:46 PM: ......I REALLY wanna have you and tricky as guests.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 11:03:27 PM: Quote from: Tru on May 30, 2009, 01:44:12 PM

I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

How could anyone refuse some hot Aussie action? Plus, Mosh drives a Holden! Mmmmm. Sexy sexy.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on May 31, 2009, 01:17:26 AM: Quote from: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 07:35:42 PM
Quote from: Thrash on May 28, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 11:00:03 PM
Full out porn... I'd say tricky and Thrash.. just because I know it would be funny cuz she'd be calling him a fag the whole time..

That would be "hook" to it, and after she calls me a fag I'll coldly say, "That's why I love THIS!" and violently shove it in her ass ...

Upon thinking, why couldn't we have you join in?

We could work that in..

How about after you violently stab tricky in the ass, I walk in, get on my knees and suck your cock. tricky could then start calling me a filthy whore and asking me how her ass tastes. After I get all the ass flavor from your cock, tricky could then join in and help me lick and suck your crank to a wonderful dual facial happy ending.. tricky and I would then force you to lick the cum from our faces while she says things like.. "Taste it you fag!" and "Swallow your jizz like a man!".

Hmmmm ....
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: mosh on May 31, 2009, 01:24:18 AM: Quote from: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 11:03:27 PM
Quote from: Tru on May 30, 2009, 01:44:12 PM

I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

How could anyone refuse some hot Aussie action? Plus, Mosh drives a Holden! Mmmmm. Sexy sexy.

We can do it in the Calais... cream leather hides a multitude of sins...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on May 31, 2009, 01:51:20 AM: I sold my Cutlass years ago ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: 13chemicals on May 31, 2009, 02:00:05 AM: I've done it in a few cars. I've only done it in my car a few times but it wasn't fun because it's a Mini Cooper.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: mosh on May 31, 2009, 03:43:02 AM: I had a Mini Clubman years and years ago... I managed to nail my at the time GF in that, and that thing is half the size of your Cooper.

I was also half the size then too...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: ttfg on May 31, 2009, 03:53:43 AM: I still have my Mini and I agree with the above statement.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on May 31, 2009, 03:59:48 AM: Quote from: Thrash on May 31, 2009, 01:51:20 AM
I sold my Cutlass years ago ...

Just use C's chin.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Nitya on May 31, 2009, 07:50:16 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on May 30, 2009, 06:57:40 PM
She only mentioned you because you remind her of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.
I mentioned no one.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: FAH-Q on May 31, 2009, 11:03:47 AM: Currently occuring to me:

-I have a vehicle that's essentially a truck with a back on it
-it seats seven fairly comfortably
-five of the seven seats can be flipped up out of the way
-it's a proper-job 4WD, can basically go anywhere I ask it to, and can therefore get to some pretty out of the way, secluded-type places
-yet I've never had sex in it

WTF?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Tru on May 31, 2009, 11:17:48 AM: Quote from: Sakhi on May 31, 2009, 07:50:16 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on May 30, 2009, 06:57:40 PM
She only mentioned you because you remind her of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.
I mentioned no one.

Nope you didn't, it was Underclass that mentioned us.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Zoomie on May 31, 2009, 11:34:54 AM: Very well then. Have it your way.

Nick only mentioned you because you remind EVERYONE of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. On crank.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Vindictive89 on June 01, 2009, 12:00:38 AM: DYLAN AND HO-JO.. HOJO IN A DOMINATRIX SUIT, AND DYLAN IN A SLUTTY MAID UNIFORM WITH A TICKLY DUSTER THING !!!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 01, 2009, 12:48:55 AM: Quote from: Mosh on May 31, 2009, 01:24:18 AM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 11:03:27 PM
Quote from: Tru on May 30, 2009, 01:44:12 PM

I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

How could anyone refuse some hot Aussie action? Plus, Mosh drives a Holden! Mmmmm. Sexy sexy.

We can do it in the Calais... cream leather hides a multitude of sins...

Maybe I could lick your man-cream from the leather??
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 01, 2009, 01:14:26 AM: Quote from: Vindictive89 on June 01, 2009, 12:00:38 AM
DYLAN AND HO-JO.. HOJO IN A DOMINATRIX SUIT, AND DYLAN IN A SLUTTY MAID UNIFORM WITH A TICKLY DUSTER THING !!!

No.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: mosh on June 01, 2009, 05:17:02 AM: Quote from: Joygasm on June 01, 2009, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: Mosh on May 31, 2009, 01:24:18 AM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 11:03:27 PM
Quote from: Tru on May 30, 2009, 01:44:12 PM

I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

How could anyone refuse some hot Aussie action? Plus, Mosh drives a Holden! Mmmmm. Sexy sexy.

We can do it in the Calais... cream leather hides a multitude of sins...

Maybe I could lick your man-cream from the leather??

I better get the moisturiser on my penis if it feels of leather...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 01, 2009, 04:46:56 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on May 31, 2009, 11:03:47 AM
Currently occuring to me:

-I have a vehicle that's essentially a truck with a back on it
-it seats seven fairly comfortably
-five of the seven seats can be flipped up out of the way
-it's a proper-job 4WD, can basically go anywhere I ask it to, and can therefore get to some pretty out of the way, secluded-type places
-yet I've never had sex in it

WTF?

I have pretty much the same thing ...
Odd ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on June 01, 2009, 10:28:47 PM: How much would you pay to see a feature-length porno of tricky and me?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: underclass on June 01, 2009, 10:41:14 PM: all my GM stock
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 01, 2009, 11:12:42 PM: Full length.... you mean more than 2.5 minutes?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on June 01, 2009, 11:34:03 PM: I think my camera can record for 15 minutes at a time, before the cache fills up, and the battery is good for ~75 minutes of video.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 02, 2009, 03:29:09 AM: I'll pay 10,000 doll hairs. Now lemme go find a doll.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 04, 2009, 04:58:41 PM: Ask Joy for some ...

Quote from: underclass on June 01, 2009, 10:41:14 PM
all my GM stock

You can have mine too ...
... as well as my Sirius/XM stock
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: 13chemicals on June 04, 2009, 11:37:01 PM: I won't pay you to see that, but I will triple dog dare you to do it..... a triple dog dare means you have to do it, and then show it everyone for free.

Because, if I am to ever have sex with you I need a trailer before the feature....
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on June 05, 2009, 12:10:22 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on June 04, 2009, 11:37:01 PM
Because, if I am to ever have sex with you I need a trailer before the feature....

And you can use it like a performance review.

"Okay, you see here in frame 5190? Don't ever do that to me. But skip ahead 4 minutes aaannndd..... do that. a lot."
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: 13chemicals on June 05, 2009, 12:56:42 AM: Or you could not get a callback.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: taiko on June 05, 2009, 01:03:57 AM: "We'll be in touch."
"Can I try that again? I really think I could do better!"
"No, that's okay. We'll be in touch."
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 05, 2009, 01:25:24 AM: Quote from: Thrash on June 04, 2009, 04:58:41 PM
Ask Joy for some ...

No one touches meh dollies!!! I'll cut you, bitches!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 07:16:06 PM: I was thinking from the little brushes, but, ok ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 02:26:20 AM: Ok, maybe we can work something out then.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2009, 02:16:31 PM: W3rd ...

Looks like the plan's in motion; I wanna be able to post a pic of Hannibal Smith in here soon!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 05:18:37 PM: ^The dude from A-Team or is that what you call your cock?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2009, 06:49:55 PM: ... take your pic(k)!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 09:00:52 PM: I love it when a plan comes together.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 03:07:47 PM: That's a little premature, isn't it?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Zoomie on June 08, 2009, 05:08:20 PM: hehehe come together. Premature. Youse is funneh.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 11:55:56 PM: *bows*

I'll be here all week!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 09, 2009, 12:09:41 AM: Quote from: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 03:07:47 PM
That's a little premature, isn't it?

So that wasn't you last night??
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:06:47 AM: No, sorry; I was banging some other chick ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: mosh on June 09, 2009, 06:31:18 AM: Dylan's mom is hardly a chick...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 09, 2009, 10:09:01 AM: That would be offensive if she was at all beastly.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 12:23:59 PM: Post the nude pics you have of her and we'll let you know ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 09, 2009, 12:31:48 PM: She told me not to let anyone else see them.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 09, 2009, 12:37:33 PM: No but srsly, here's a good pic of mommy dear and I that my sister took:
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1558/124439841084834b6f.jpg)
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 02:36:05 PM: You know, if you told me it was your sister I'd probably believe it ...

Zoomie, how was she?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: 13chemicals on June 09, 2009, 06:16:42 PM: Now we know the chub gene didn't come from mommy. She looks great for an older woman.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 06:53:14 PM: It's how he's looking at her that's odd; dinner than off to the Rape Barn, man?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: FAH-Q on June 09, 2009, 07:18:19 PM: Get yer mind out of the gutter, dude!

It's a pretty sweet (like unicorns and lollipops-type-sweet, not like sweet, man!) picture. He looks like he's saying, "Aww mummy I wuvvvvv u! <3"
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Zoomie on June 09, 2009, 08:22:10 PM: Dayum! Danzy's mom is on the fringes of MILFhood. I'll let you know after I tag that.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 09, 2009, 08:28:52 PM: Mom and sister both look pretty good.

I now want to see a tricky-mello porno. I like angry.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Zoomie on June 09, 2009, 08:39:20 PM: Meh. BDSM is passe.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 09, 2009, 08:49:26 PM: I was thinking more naked fist fight than actual BDSM.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Zoomie on June 09, 2009, 08:58:56 PM: Yeah but it would end up with a gagball in someone's mouth and a 7"stiletto heel in someone's rectum.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 09, 2009, 10:38:29 PM: My mom has aged extremely well. She is 51 now and that pic was taken in 2005. We definitely have pretty genes. Oh, and she is currently married to one of the shortest and ugliest men on earth. And Sasha, there is no fat gene per se, but there is a lazy gene which I have inherited from my father, and that in turn has made me fat.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: ttfg on June 09, 2009, 10:43:37 PM: lazy dont make you fat. lazy and eating too much make you fat.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 10, 2009, 01:06:57 AM: Food is nummy
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:22:32 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on June 09, 2009, 07:18:19 PM
Get yer mind out of the gutter, dude!

It's a pretty sweet (like unicorns and lollipops-type-sweet, not like sweet, man!) picture. He looks like he's saying, "Aww mummy I wuvvvvv u! <3"

Agrees. Very sweet pic.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: underclass on June 10, 2009, 01:39:38 AM: I would put all my assets on the line if Tricky and Mello came to blows.

Sorry Brooke, but any woman who can pin me down and force me to eat scrapple is going to kick-yo-ass
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:59:20 AM: Scrapple FTW!!!

I have some in my fridge now.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 12:42:15 PM: I'm afraid to say that I've never had it; NO ONE TAKE NOTE OF THIS!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:35:29 PM: I will bring some with me to FL. You can fuck me then I'll get my ass in the kitchen and make you a sandwich.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 02:43:52 PM: W3rd ...
If there's anything left of your ass after I get done with it ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 03:10:07 PM: But then who would make the sandwich?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 03:20:05 PM: This is yet another good point ...
Just go and fucking make it, cunt!

Now that she's out of the room making muh nummiez, I have to say that my mom's the same way ...
She's 59 and doesn't look it at all ...
I remember my friends saying "you're mom's hot", however, you never really think about it ...
Now that I'm older, and away from her whereas I only see her occasionally, I've come to appreciate her beauty ...

Dylan clearly loves his family, and I think they love him as well; I was just poking fun because it was there ..
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 03:20:43 PM: Oh, and hurry the fuck up with that sandwich, whore!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 03:29:19 PM: *shuts up and makes Dave a sandwich*
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 10, 2009, 03:36:44 PM: And stop falling into those doorknobs bitch!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 03:39:17 PM: *nods* Yes, sir.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 03:53:58 PM: Oh, yeah ...
Eric was hanging in the closet filming; I thought it'd bring you back to your childhood ...

Make him a sandwich too, bitch!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 04:06:03 PM: Ahhh, the memories..

You know what?? Those guys actually made me breakfast the next morning. There was no sandwich making so this part is new to me.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 05:57:39 PM: It just gets better and better ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 01:27:58 AM: I was a bad girl at age 15. Very bad, naughty even.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:04:27 PM: So get my fucking sammich as a PART of your pennance, slut!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 02:10:30 PM: Hey, don't treat her like the piece of meat that she is!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 02:12:44 PM: I'd like to be the meat in a Dave/Dylan sandwich.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 02:14:09 PM: Ok, but you gotta pitch in for the speed.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:14:29 PM: ... deliver it on your knees!
.. and get Nick one too so he'll shut the fuck up
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 12, 2009, 11:56:19 AM: Damn! How many sandwiches am I making now? This better be some damn good sex!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 12, 2009, 12:01:33 PM: Bwa ha ha, make sure you make some egg salad.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: The Geek on June 12, 2009, 12:17:13 PM: (http://foodmusings.typepad.com/food_musings/images/2007/04/22/eggsalad.jpg)
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 12, 2009, 12:18:22 PM: That would bring an interesting edge to all the anal..
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 12, 2009, 05:20:19 PM: Quite ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: 13chemicals on June 12, 2009, 06:56:44 PM: Gah-ross. The thought of anyone having anal but me is not cute.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 02:53:06 AM: hahahahaha .....
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 13, 2009, 03:45:27 AM: I think the thought of any of the L-G girls having anal is pretty damn cute. Especially Sarah, she just oozes cute. And anal would make her super-Hello-Kitty-cute
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 05:28:08 AM: She does it; commence jacking off in ....
3-2-1 ....
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: psychopathetic on June 13, 2009, 08:54:20 AM: I mean, really, why not? Just take precautions against prolapse and maybe do an enema before hand if you want to do some ATM.

jk, i have never done ATM
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 13, 2009, 09:15:21 AM: You had me at prolapse.... *swoon*
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 04:06:22 PM: I finished at ATM ....
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 13, 2009, 04:34:58 PM: ^5
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 05:55:03 PM: W3rd ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: 13chemicals on June 14, 2009, 01:12:25 PM: I don't want to think about any of you rubbing it out to the thought of Sarah's balloon knot.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 02:18:53 PM: That's quite ok; we've got that part covered ....
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 15, 2009, 10:25:21 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on June 14, 2009, 01:12:25 PM
I don't want to think about any of you rubbing it out to the thought of Sarah's balloon knot.

Ewww....
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 02:59:41 AM: Dude, rethink that ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 16, 2009, 09:38:41 AM: Think about us rubbing out to Sasha's balloon knot then. Yeah... That's it.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 12:28:16 PM: Quote from: krapsna on June 16, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Think about us rubbing out to Sasha's balloon knot then. Yeah... That's it the ticket.

(http://media.lvrj.com/images/1897026.jpg)
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 03:30:25 PM: Dude, now I'm turned off ...
reading "balloon knot" and then seeing John's pic ...
I just ...
I ...

Killjoy!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 04:06:00 PM: Hehe
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 04:12:11 PM: Wait, don't kill Joy; I still like her balloon knot ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 04:19:16 PM: Ok, that word(s) has worn itself out, as it was really gross when Sasha first said it.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 04:34:30 PM: Ok, how about we move to Shpink?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 04:41:43 PM: That's totally fine.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 07:01:59 PM: ^5
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: 13chemicals on June 17, 2009, 11:09:18 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 04:19:16 PM
Ok, that word(s) has worn itself out, as it was really gross when Sasha first said it.

I can't believe I grossed you out that bad.
(http://apps.rockyou.com/images/facebook/apps/superwall/2008_04_28_skillz.jpg)
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 17, 2009, 04:17:07 PM: Quote from: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 07:01:59 PM
W3rd ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: psychopathetic on June 17, 2009, 10:43:13 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on June 17, 2009, 11:09:18 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 04:19:16 PM
Ok, that word(s) has worn itself out, as it was really gross when Sasha first said it.

I can't believe I grossed you out that bad.
(http://apps.rockyou.com/images/facebook/apps/superwall/2008_04_28_skillz.jpg)

i imagine this is what it's like when yo go out with kyle. only i think you'd look a little more disgusted, depending on how much you've had to drink.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: underclass on June 17, 2009, 10:53:17 PM: Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on June 17, 2009, 10:43:13 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on June 17, 2009, 11:09:18 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 04:19:16 PM
Ok, that word(s) has worn itself out, as it was really gross when Sasha first said it.

I can't believe I grossed you out that bad.
(http://apps.rockyou.com/images/facebook/apps/superwall/2008_04_28_skillz.jpg)

i imagine this is what it's like when yo go out with kyle. only i think you'd look a little more disgusted, depending on how much you've had to drink.

Plus Kyle's wearing a tweed hat and has just poked himself in the eye
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 17, 2009, 11:20:10 PM: Quote from: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
I finished at ATM ....

You'll be finishing a lot then.. I will do ATM.. without an enema. I'm a dirty dirty girl.

Quote from: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 04:12:11 PM
Wait, don't kill Joy; I still like her balloon knot ...

Yes, let's not. There would only be anal to be had cuz ATM would be a lil hard with me dead..
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 03:46:16 AM: Quote
I will do ATM.. without an enema. I'm a dirty dirty girl.

Alright....I'm gonna fucking pick up the pace on my tractor beam....how's yours coming, Thrash?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 18, 2009, 10:02:58 AM: Tractor beam? He's using a repulsor beam.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 11:11:10 AM: Does he know it?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 18, 2009, 11:15:42 AM: He must.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Joygasm on June 18, 2009, 12:43:27 PM: Hmmmm..
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 12:45:58 PM: Indeedy do!
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 18, 2009, 01:47:26 PM: Mine's almost done; how about yours?
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 02:24:24 PM: Mine is in the beta testing stage.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 18, 2009, 03:11:45 PM: W3rd ...

You can test it out on my neighbor's noisy dog ...
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: 13chemicals on June 18, 2009, 04:08:59 PM: The dog will be the alpha in that scenario.
Title: Re: If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?
Post by: Thrash on June 18, 2009, 06:11:26 PM: Let's hope his first attempt is a failure and it becomes a casualty ...