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If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?(Read 32400 times)
I know someone else who lives in Austin

I know a lot of people who live in Austin!
...what are we talking about?

Luke and kyle Eiffel towering Sasha?

Why does is always have to be Luke+Kyle+Sasha... why?!

I would only do Luke, EVER, from all the dudes off of this site.



OK I really didn't need to read that just before bed. *shudder*
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Luke and kyle Eiffel towering Sasha?

That is so gross.

I would never want to touch Kyle while having sex with someone.
Like yours.  Only different.



OK I really didn't need to read that just before bed. *shudder*

It keeps you up, thinking about me, huh Zoomie?
Like yours.  Only different.



Luke and kyle Eiffel towering Sasha?

That is so gross.

I would never want to touch Kyle while having sex with someone.

What if you both wore mittens?  No actual physical contact.



What if you were to drape a blanket over Kyle?
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I would only do Luke, EVER, from all the dudes off of this site.

Thank you!
Like yours.  Only different.



What if you both wore mittens?  No actual physical contact.

I think this is a clever solution to the problem at hand (so to speak).  However, still no.
Like yours.  Only different.



What if you were to drape a blanket over Kyle?

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Like yours.  Only different.



Lothar and the Loaded Gun Ladies

starring

Lothar and the Loaded Gun Ladies

Only if I get to drink a lot of czech absinthe beforehand.

That would be fun.
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What if you were to drape a blanket over Kyle?
Welder's mask and gloves ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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No. 



I'd make a porno with Sasha.

She'd make a great consultant for a porno flick.



You know, I actually agree with this ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Wow, I don't know who Sakhi is but I actually got a mention on this thread?
Life must be somehow good somewhere today.

Or it could just be that my doctor refilled my Vicodin script from 4 months ago yesterday, with no questions asked! Hahahahaha I've always wanted a doctor feel good.

I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

 
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She only mentioned you because you remind her of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.
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Full out porn... I'd say tricky and Thrash.. just because I know it would be funny cuz she'd be calling him a fag the whole time..

That would be "hook" to it, and after she calls me a fag I'll coldly say, "That's why I love THIS!" and violently shove it in her ass ...

Upon thinking, why couldn't we have you join in?

We could work that in..

How about after you violently stab tricky in the ass, I walk in, get on my knees and suck your cock. tricky could then start calling me a filthy whore and asking me how her ass tastes. After I get all the ass flavor from your cock, tricky could then join in and help me lick and suck your crank to a wonderful dual facial happy ending.. tricky and I would then force you to lick the cum from our faces while she says things like.. "Taste it you fag!" and "Swallow your jizz like a man!".




......I REALLY wanna have you and tricky as guests.
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I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

 


How could anyone refuse some hot Aussie action? Plus, Mosh drives a Holden! Mmmmm. Sexy sexy.



Full out porn... I'd say tricky and Thrash.. just because I know it would be funny cuz she'd be calling him a fag the whole time..

That would be "hook" to it, and after she calls me a fag I'll coldly say, "That's why I love THIS!" and violently shove it in her ass ...

Upon thinking, why couldn't we have you join in?

We could work that in..

How about after you violently stab tricky in the ass, I walk in, get on my knees and suck your cock. tricky could then start calling me a filthy whore and asking me how her ass tastes. After I get all the ass flavor from your cock, tricky could then join in and help me lick and suck your crank to a wonderful dual facial happy ending.. tricky and I would then force you to lick the cum from our faces while she says things like.. "Taste it you fag!" and "Swallow your jizz like a man!".



Hmmmm ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')





I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

 


How could anyone refuse some hot Aussie action? Plus, Mosh drives a Holden! Mmmmm. Sexy sexy.

We can do it in the Calais... cream leather hides a multitude of sins...



I sold my Cutlass years ago ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



I've done it in a few cars.  I've only done it in my car a few times but it wasn't fun because it's a Mini Cooper.



I had a Mini Clubman years and years ago... I managed to nail my at the time GF in that, and that thing is half the size of your Cooper.

I was also half the size then too...



I still have my Mini and I agree with the above statement.
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I sold my Cutlass years ago ...

Just use C's chin.
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She only mentioned you because you remind her of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.
I mentioned no one.



Currently occuring to me:

-I have a vehicle that's essentially a truck with a back on it
-it seats seven fairly comfortably
-five of the seven seats can be flipped up out of the way
-it's a proper-job 4WD, can basically go anywhere I ask it to, and can therefore get to some pretty out of the way, secluded-type places
-yet I've never had sex in it

WTF?
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



She only mentioned you because you remind her of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.
I mentioned no one.

Nope you didn't, it was Underclass that mentioned us.
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Very well then. Have it your way.

Nick only mentioned you because you remind EVERYONE of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. On crank.
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