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Quote from: 13chemicals
I don't understand how that if funny or quotebox material.  That just seems like the average kind of conversation Danzig would have with a girl.  I don't think I'd ever expect an emotionally mature conversation to occur between him and the 17 year olds that he dates.
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hahahahaha, yeah, emotional maturity, you should know.
Quote from: 13chemicals
I've had an emotionally mature conversation. 
Sasha:  I'm pregnant I need $500.
Dude: Ok.


If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?(Read 32395 times)
DYLAN AND HO-JO.. HOJO IN A DOMINATRIX SUIT, AND DYLAN IN A SLUTTY MAID UNIFORM WITH A TICKLY DUSTER THING !!!
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS





I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

 


How could anyone refuse some hot Aussie action? Plus, Mosh drives a Holden! Mmmmm. Sexy sexy.

We can do it in the Calais... cream leather hides a multitude of sins...

Maybe I could lick your man-cream from the leather??



DYLAN AND HO-JO.. HOJO IN A DOMINATRIX SUIT, AND DYLAN IN A SLUTTY MAID UNIFORM WITH A TICKLY DUSTER THING !!!

No.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon





I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

 


How could anyone refuse some hot Aussie action? Plus, Mosh drives a Holden! Mmmmm. Sexy sexy.

We can do it in the Calais... cream leather hides a multitude of sins...

Maybe I could lick your man-cream from the leather??

I better get the moisturiser on my penis if it feels of leather...



Currently occuring to me:

-I have a vehicle that's essentially a truck with a back on it
-it seats seven fairly comfortably
-five of the seven seats can be flipped up out of the way
-it's a proper-job 4WD, can basically go anywhere I ask it to, and can therefore get to some pretty out of the way, secluded-type places
-yet I've never had sex in it

WTF?

I have pretty much the same thing ...
Odd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



How much would you pay to see a feature-length porno of tricky and me?
Like yours.  Only different.



all my GM stock
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Full length.... you mean more than 2.5 minutes?



I think my camera can record for 15 minutes at a time, before the cache fills up, and the battery is good for ~75 minutes of video.
Like yours.  Only different.



I'll pay 10,000 doll hairs.  Now lemme go find a doll.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Ask Joy for some ...

all my GM stock

You can have mine too ...
... as well as my Sirius/XM stock
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



I won't pay you to see that, but I will triple dog dare you to do it..... a triple dog dare means you have to do it, and then show it everyone for free.



Because, if I am to ever have sex with you I need a trailer before the feature....
« Last Edit: June 04, 2009, 11:37:48 PM by 13chemicals »



Because, if I am to ever have sex with you I need a trailer before the feature....

And you can use it like a performance review.

"Okay, you see here in frame 5190?  Don't ever do that to me.  But skip ahead 4 minutes aaannndd.....  do that.  a lot."
Like yours.  Only different.



Or you could not get a callback.



"We'll be in touch."
"Can I try that again?  I really think I could do better!"
"No, that's okay.  We'll be in touch."
Like yours.  Only different.



Ask Joy for some ...


No one touches meh dollies!!! I'll cut you, bitches!



I was thinking from the little brushes, but, ok ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Ok, maybe we can work something out then.



W3rd ...

Looks like the plan's in motion; I wanna be able to post a pic of Hannibal Smith in here soon!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



^The dude from A-Team or is that what you call your cock?



... take your pic(k)!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



I love it when a plan comes together.



That's a little premature, isn't it?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



hehehe come together. Premature. Youse is funneh.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



*bows*

I'll be here all week!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



That's a little premature, isn't it?

So that wasn't you last night??



No, sorry; I was banging some other chick ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Dylan's mom is hardly a chick...



That would be offensive if she was at all beastly.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Post the nude pics you have of her and we'll let you know ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')