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And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 


If you could see any two LG people make a porno, who would it be?(Read 32562 times)
DYLAN AND HO-JO.. HOJO IN A DOMINATRIX SUIT, AND DYLAN IN A SLUTTY MAID UNIFORM WITH A TICKLY DUSTER THING !!!
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS





I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

 


How could anyone refuse some hot Aussie action? Plus, Mosh drives a Holden! Mmmmm. Sexy sexy.

We can do it in the Calais... cream leather hides a multitude of sins...

Maybe I could lick your man-cream from the leather??



DYLAN AND HO-JO.. HOJO IN A DOMINATRIX SUIT, AND DYLAN IN A SLUTTY MAID UNIFORM WITH A TICKLY DUSTER THING !!!

No.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon





I would say Mosh and Joygasm. She sounds like fun.

 


How could anyone refuse some hot Aussie action? Plus, Mosh drives a Holden! Mmmmm. Sexy sexy.

We can do it in the Calais... cream leather hides a multitude of sins...

Maybe I could lick your man-cream from the leather??

I better get the moisturiser on my penis if it feels of leather...



Currently occuring to me:

-I have a vehicle that's essentially a truck with a back on it
-it seats seven fairly comfortably
-five of the seven seats can be flipped up out of the way
-it's a proper-job 4WD, can basically go anywhere I ask it to, and can therefore get to some pretty out of the way, secluded-type places
-yet I've never had sex in it

WTF?

I have pretty much the same thing ...
Odd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



How much would you pay to see a feature-length porno of tricky and me?
Like yours.  Only different.



all my GM stock
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Full length.... you mean more than 2.5 minutes?



I think my camera can record for 15 minutes at a time, before the cache fills up, and the battery is good for ~75 minutes of video.
Like yours.  Only different.



I'll pay 10,000 doll hairs.  Now lemme go find a doll.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Ask Joy for some ...

all my GM stock

You can have mine too ...
... as well as my Sirius/XM stock
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



I won't pay you to see that, but I will triple dog dare you to do it..... a triple dog dare means you have to do it, and then show it everyone for free.



Because, if I am to ever have sex with you I need a trailer before the feature....
« Last Edit: June 04, 2009, 11:37:48 PM by 13chemicals »



Because, if I am to ever have sex with you I need a trailer before the feature....

And you can use it like a performance review.

"Okay, you see here in frame 5190?  Don't ever do that to me.  But skip ahead 4 minutes aaannndd.....  do that.  a lot."
Like yours.  Only different.



Or you could not get a callback.



"We'll be in touch."
"Can I try that again?  I really think I could do better!"
"No, that's okay.  We'll be in touch."
Like yours.  Only different.



Ask Joy for some ...


No one touches meh dollies!!! I'll cut you, bitches!



I was thinking from the little brushes, but, ok ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Ok, maybe we can work something out then.



W3rd ...

Looks like the plan's in motion; I wanna be able to post a pic of Hannibal Smith in here soon!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



^The dude from A-Team or is that what you call your cock?



... take your pic(k)!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



I love it when a plan comes together.



That's a little premature, isn't it?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



hehehe come together. Premature. Youse is funneh.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



*bows*

I'll be here all week!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



That's a little premature, isn't it?

So that wasn't you last night??



No, sorry; I was banging some other chick ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Dylan's mom is hardly a chick...



That would be offensive if she was at all beastly.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Post the nude pics you have of her and we'll let you know ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')