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Quote from: Drugmoth
Anyone who lets themselves get to such an extreme point is either (a. an idiot, (b. a weakling, (c. someone who has drastically below average coping skills ..., or (d. someone who knows full well how they are slipping into worse and worse addiction but they simply couldn't give even a SINGLE shit about their life.   Or a combination of the above.


If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...(Read 7335 times)
Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #30 on: August 28, 2009, 06:30:50 PM
It's good to see you embrace your inner grandpa.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #31 on: August 28, 2009, 07:13:38 PM
He just needs the occasional embrace.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #32 on: August 29, 2009, 01:13:14 AM
I see that I was the only one to vote anal.  I would only do anal sex for the rest of my life if it wasn't bad for my body, but since it is I should've voted vaginal.  On a side note, I have been doing Kegels for about six weeks now and my long term sex partner didn't notice because he always thinks I'm tight.  I have concluded from this that Kegels don't do much unless you have just had a baby.



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #33 on: August 29, 2009, 01:23:08 AM
If you'd been here 12 hours ago you could have voted "Animal" but someone ruined it.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2009, 01:36:05 AM by Zoomie »
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #34 on: August 29, 2009, 01:34:38 AM
Kegels' biggest payoff is usually in the intensity of the lady's orgasmic vaginal contractions. Unless a man has been rubbing his dick down with cocaine he will notice this. Oh, will he notice.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #35 on: August 29, 2009, 02:26:27 AM
I would think that the coke would numb it.  After you attempt this theory of yours let me know what happens.  I love learning.  'Cause knowledge is power!



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #36 on: August 29, 2009, 11:30:01 AM
try the exercises during sex - particularly when he orgasms
... makes them scream every time
« Last Edit: August 29, 2009, 11:30:24 AM by The Geek »



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #37 on: August 29, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
Oh, fuck yeah!!!

Meanwhile, I actually cannot decide ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #38 on: August 29, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
So should we put "Animal" back in?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #39 on: August 30, 2009, 05:18:59 AM
You bunch of fucking kids.



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #40 on: August 30, 2009, 01:34:16 PM
So should we put "Animal" back in?
Oh, fuck yeah!!!

Meanwhile, I actually cannot decide ....

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #41 on: August 30, 2009, 03:25:22 PM
I would but for two things. Someone nearly had a thrombosis when I did it and I don't have mod anymore.

That's ok, I'll find something else to make her cry like a little bitch.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #42 on: August 30, 2009, 05:38:30 PM
Wow, your bitter old man thing is in full effect today!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #43 on: August 30, 2009, 06:25:25 PM
No more than usual when your cockhole is open and running.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #44 on: August 31, 2009, 02:23:40 AM
No more than usual when your cockhole is open and running.

This actually is what swung my vote for oral.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #45 on: August 31, 2009, 07:15:13 AM
OK bile rising...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #46 on: August 31, 2009, 08:30:51 AM
OK bile rising...

Also swinging my vote for oral.  :D
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #47 on: August 31, 2009, 08:44:24 AM
TRICKY WANTS ME IN HER COLON
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #48 on: August 31, 2009, 09:16:54 AM
eeeep
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #49 on: August 31, 2009, 09:20:11 AM
you can't back out now


oops
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #50 on: August 31, 2009, 09:30:05 AM
I believe I'll now need to invest in two Rapex's- one for the front and one for the back! DP'ed by Rapex's
« Last Edit: August 31, 2009, 09:31:38 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #51 on: August 31, 2009, 04:42:39 PM
Or just invite Dylen and/or myself over ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')