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I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."
The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.

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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #30 on: August 28, 2009, 06:30:50 PM
It's good to see you embrace your inner grandpa.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #31 on: August 28, 2009, 07:13:38 PM
He just needs the occasional embrace.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #32 on: August 29, 2009, 01:13:14 AM
I see that I was the only one to vote anal.  I would only do anal sex for the rest of my life if it wasn't bad for my body, but since it is I should've voted vaginal.  On a side note, I have been doing Kegels for about six weeks now and my long term sex partner didn't notice because he always thinks I'm tight.  I have concluded from this that Kegels don't do much unless you have just had a baby.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #33 on: August 29, 2009, 01:23:08 AM
If you'd been here 12 hours ago you could have voted "Animal" but someone ruined it.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2009, 01:36:05 AM by Zoomie »
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #34 on: August 29, 2009, 01:34:38 AM
Kegels' biggest payoff is usually in the intensity of the lady's orgasmic vaginal contractions. Unless a man has been rubbing his dick down with cocaine he will notice this. Oh, will he notice.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #35 on: August 29, 2009, 02:26:27 AM
I would think that the coke would numb it.  After you attempt this theory of yours let me know what happens.  I love learning.  'Cause knowledge is power!
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #36 on: August 29, 2009, 11:30:01 AM
try the exercises during sex - particularly when he orgasms
... makes them scream every time
« Last Edit: August 29, 2009, 11:30:24 AM by The Geek »
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #37 on: August 29, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
Oh, fuck yeah!!!

Meanwhile, I actually cannot decide ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #38 on: August 29, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
So should we put "Animal" back in?
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #39 on: August 30, 2009, 05:18:59 AM
You bunch of fucking kids.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #40 on: August 30, 2009, 01:34:16 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
So should we put "Animal" back in?
Quote from: Thrash on August 29, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
Oh, fuck yeah!!!

Meanwhile, I actually cannot decide ....

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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #41 on: August 30, 2009, 03:25:22 PM
I would but for two things. Someone nearly had a thrombosis when I did it and I don't have mod anymore.

That's ok, I'll find something else to make her cry like a little bitch.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #42 on: August 30, 2009, 05:38:30 PM
Wow, your bitter old man thing is in full effect today!
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #43 on: August 30, 2009, 06:25:25 PM
No more than usual when your cockhole is open and running.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #44 on: August 31, 2009, 02:23:40 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on August 30, 2009, 06:25:25 PM
No more than usual when your cockhole is open and running.

This actually is what swung my vote for oral.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #45 on: August 31, 2009, 07:15:13 AM
OK bile rising...
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #46 on: August 31, 2009, 08:30:51 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on August 31, 2009, 07:15:13 AM
OK bile rising...

Also swinging my vote for oral.  :D
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #47 on: August 31, 2009, 08:44:24 AM
TRICKY WANTS ME IN HER COLON
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #48 on: August 31, 2009, 09:16:54 AM
eeeep
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #49 on: August 31, 2009, 09:20:11 AM
you can't back out now


oops
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #50 on: August 31, 2009, 09:30:05 AM
I believe I'll now need to invest in two Rapex's- one for the front and one for the back! DP'ed by Rapex's
« Last Edit: August 31, 2009, 09:31:38 AM by tricky »
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #51 on: August 31, 2009, 04:42:39 PM
Or just invite Dylen and/or myself over ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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