I hereby introduce an amendment to combine the states of Florida, Texas and Arizona and they shall after be known as the Unconnected Fuckhead Republic of Texaflona.

I set this amendment before committee and yield back the remainder of my time...

Don't even give texass first billing in that title.

Floritexona?

Aritexida?

They liked having black slaves. You know what's even better? All of us should be their slaves.
Capitalism and Free Enterprise are not the same thing.

I like

Aritexida

It's left to right, as it should be.

Wow, here's a mindfuck for yas:

If AZTEXFLA actually became a separate country, would Dave finally leave JAX to remain a US citizen, or would he just suck it up and change passports?

Depends. Did this new country outlaw bragging about bar bitches and singing Kansas songs slightly out of key?

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Just kidding thrashie! I Love you! <3

Fuck all of you ....

Bwahahahaha!

Burn cream. Yup.

I think I could hold an office of power in this country.

The UnderSecretary Of Desks?