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Quote from: Tru
I have only kicked one person out of my life. And the motherfucker thinks he can still use my mail box.
Everything that comes for him is either ripped in half or goes straight into the garbage.
Quote from: 13chemicals
I suggest shaking your cane harder at him in order to stop him from using your mail box.


...in 5 seconds(Read 2374 times)
...in 5 seconds on: March 22, 2009, 09:58:35 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: ...in 5 seconds Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 10:05:59 PM
Haha I just watched 12 movies and saved myself a day.



Re: ...in 5 seconds Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 03:20:18 AM
Star Wars Episode III

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUiiaX4gX2w

This one fucking cracked me up.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: ...in 5 seconds Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 06:30:53 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ...in 5 seconds Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 06:40:55 PM
I kind of liked

Titanic

Pulp Fiction

Kill Bill
and

Shrek 1

Heck, The 5sec Matrix was pretty funny too.