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Quote from: underclass
If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


...in 5 seconds(Read 3264 times)
...in 5 seconds on: March 22, 2009, 09:58:35 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: ...in 5 seconds Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 10:05:59 PM
Haha I just watched 12 movies and saved myself a day.



Re: ...in 5 seconds Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 03:20:18 AM
Star Wars Episode III

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUiiaX4gX2w

This one fucking cracked me up.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: ...in 5 seconds Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 06:30:53 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ...in 5 seconds Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 06:40:55 PM
I kind of liked

Titanic

Pulp Fiction

Kill Bill
and

Shrek 1

Heck, The 5sec Matrix was pretty funny too.