Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
I've rubbed one out with gun oil while looking blissfully at my Rossi. Does it make me a pedo that it's a youth gun?
No way! You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I dunno, man. It'll never live up to all the hype. It's kinda how I feel about the Godfather.
No, it's just "Too Bad She Got Dropped On The Head As A Child" caliber.
How about I let you pump me off? I'm game. Just try not to talk while you're doing it cuz your ranting would most likely completely kill my boner.