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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Why Loaded-Gun?(Read 18448 times)
Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #60 on: July 28, 2009, 04:56:17 PM
I've rubbed one out with gun oil while looking blissfully at my Rossi. Does it make me a pedo that it's a youth gun?

Let's just say I wouldn't leave you alone with a Red Ryder.



Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #61 on: July 28, 2009, 07:43:23 PM
No way! You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

« Last Edit: July 28, 2009, 07:45:00 PM by Zoomie »
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #62 on: July 28, 2009, 08:03:50 PM
[cue danzig reference]
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #63 on: July 29, 2009, 01:34:25 AM
*groan*
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #64 on: July 30, 2009, 01:24:11 AM
No way! You'll shoot your eye out, kid!


I know the name of the kid offhand; without cheating, I'll gve a dollar via PayPal to the one who names him ...
BE HONEST, don't look it up ...
THEN I'll give ANOTHER dollar to the one who tells me how he first got famous ....

Again, BE HONEST ....
We're all friends here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #65 on: July 30, 2009, 01:53:25 AM
I looked it up.  I never would have guessed his name.
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #66 on: August 01, 2009, 09:00:58 PM
Me either. I've never seen that movie anyway.
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #67 on: August 01, 2009, 11:03:02 PM
No shit? You should definitely watch it.
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #68 on: August 02, 2009, 12:43:03 AM
I dunno, man. It'll never live up to all the hype. It's kinda how I feel about the Godfather.
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #69 on: August 02, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
I dunno, man. It'll never live up to all the hype. It's kinda how I feel about the Godfather.

And SCARFACE!!!

Fuck, man, i could've fuckin' written that fuckin' script!

ROFL!!!
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #70 on: August 02, 2009, 03:22:59 AM
* FAH-Q (as usual) only somewhat understands what /you has to say

in any case, /me would like to point out that Scarface was awesome
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #71 on: August 02, 2009, 10:35:51 AM
Every other word in the movie was "fuck" ~ it 50% wrote ITSELF.

Edited for succinct-a-licious-ness
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #72 on: August 02, 2009, 10:57:22 PM
No, it's just "Too Bad She Got Dropped On The Head As A Child" caliber.
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #73 on: August 03, 2009, 02:21:56 PM
Peter Billingsly - He was also "Messy Marvin"; it's how he got his initial start ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #74 on: August 03, 2009, 09:56:45 PM
No, it's just "Too Bad She Got Dropped On The Head As A Child" caliber.

Pump off, fuktard.
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #75 on: August 03, 2009, 10:37:16 PM
How about I let you pump me off? I'm game.  Just try not to talk while you're doing it cuz your ranting would most likely completely kill my boner.
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #76 on: August 03, 2009, 11:38:55 PM
How about I let you pump me off? I'm game.  Just try not to talk while you're doing it cuz your ranting would most likely completely kill my boner.

A BJ would save us that argument...
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Re: Why Loaded-Gun? Reply #77 on: August 04, 2009, 11:53:28 AM
Oh ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')