...to Dogtown.

Vick Signs Two Year Deal With Eagles

HAHAHAHAHAHA Maybe they should rename them the Philadelphia Felons...

Sorry, Philadelphia Phelons...

for pennies on the dollar. I don't know about the merchandise stake but if Kobe can recover from the whole rape/infidelity thing then Vick has a shot

Americans like dogs more than women.

Well they are man's best friend...

They'll trot him out in the occasional wildcat, or as a sort of hybrid scat-back/receiver, possibly even line him up at tight end and throw him some passes. I very much doubt he'll take almost any snaps away from McNabb as an actual QB. He wasn't much of a QB when he was at the top of his game, let alone how he'll likely be after a couple years in the clink.

It's not fair.  He's getting paid $1.8 million to join another team which he won't play regularly for.  Why wasn't I born big, black, and athletic?  His doctor is paid less than he is, it's just sick.

I dunno that he's really getting paid any extra for being black. He's also not that big!

Reports from his drills with them state that he is throwing as hard as any QB in the league.

Hard, sure, but is he accurate? Hard's only really useful if you can hang around in the pocket long enough to make deep reads.

I'm hoping for a McNabb "nobody loves me" implosion so all of the eagles fans at work complain even more than usual this season.  It makes me so happy to see them so miserable over professional football.

I'm hoping for a McNabb "nobody loves me" implosion so all of the eagles fans at work complain even more than usual this season.  It makes me so happy to see them so miserable over professional football.

totally.

This makes sense for Philly because McNabb will get hurt fo' sho'... they just forgot that pro athletes in general have gigantic egos

They should put McNabb and Vick in a rape stand, let the Ravens pull a train on them, then make them fight each other to the death with only their teeth.